A Lamborgini, a Mazerati. (hope I spelled these right).
A new yacht.
Lifetime supply of peroxide.
Incinerator to destroy his ''home porn'' sex tapes, before they fall into the wrong hands.
The infamous Pussycat Dolls singing ''Happy Birthday Mr. President'' just like Marilyn Monroe.
(you men on QZ should know who The Pussycat Dolls are)
Lifetime subscription to ''Playboy'', ''Arena'', ''Hustler'', and the USA cable channels ''The Playboy Channell'', ''Starz'' and ''Cinemax''.
Taylor Hawkins and Matt Sorum singing ''Happy Birthday'' while playing outrageous Queen tribute fills on drums.
"i'd give him myself... all of me, spead eagle over on his kitchen table with whipped cream dolloped over my most tender areas. i think he'd love that. i know i sure would."
ewwww. Gross visual. Now I have to kill myself.
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: A Lamborgini, a Mazerati. (hope I spelled these right).
A new yacht.
Lifetime supply of peroxide.
Incinerator to destroy his ''home porn'' sex tapes, before they fall into the wrong hands.
The infamous Pussycat Dolls singing ''Happy Birthday Mr. President'' just like Marilyn Monroe.
(you men on QZ should know who The Pussycat Dolls are)
Lifetime subscription to ''Playboy'', ''Arena'', ''Hustler'', and the USA cable channels ''The Playboy Channell'', ''Starz'' and ''Cinemax''.
Taylor Hawkins and Matt Sorum singing ''Happy Birthday'' while playing outrageous Queen tribute fills on drums.
Robin wrote: "i'd give him myself... all of me, spead eagle over on his kitchen table with whipped cream dolloped over my most tender areas. i think he'd love that. i know i sure would."
ewwww. Gross visual. Now I have to kill myself.
Well if Roger gets that time machine to go back to the 1970's to look like he did then, I'd do the same thing you stated above. LOL!
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I would buy Roger a birthday present only if he bought me one. :P
i'd give him myself... all of me, spead eagle over on his kitchen table with whipped cream dolloped over my most tender areas. i think he'd love that. i know i sure would."
Robin Wrote:
ewwww. Gross visual. Now I have to kill myself.
Arlene Wrote:
Well if Roger gets that time machine to go back to the 1970's to look like he did then, I'd do the same thing you stated above. LOL!
Just to clarify: Sueanntaylormercurywhackjob wrote the nasty whipped cream thing about her/himself. I wrote about the gross visual. Roger could be covered with anything and would not get an eww from me! ;)
I'd like to give him a concert with Brian, John and Freddie, all together! Now! It would be the greatest present in the world for him, but also for Brian, John and expecially for Freddie... us too! It would be great, wonderful, extraordinary! Maybe in a new Wembley stadium! Oh, my God... Oh, my God...
ROGER37 wrote: I'd like to give him a concert with Brian, John and Freddie, all together! Now! It would be the greatest present in the world for him, but also for Brian, John and expecially for Freddie... us too! It would be great, wonderful, extraordinary! Maybe in a new Wembley stadium! Oh, my God... Oh, my God...
WOW THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN!! if that could happen :(
THATS THE BEST THING I EVER HEARD WICKED ONE ROGER37 x
Why do you think he has to go away from the stage after every 3 seconds, why do you think theres a guy watching him constantly. Why do you think there's an ambulance with paramedics backstage.
GOOD LORD NO! well, seriously, i'm not,(i've tried soooo hard not to get into any arguments *sob*) and i really honestly didn't know about the heart thing, but sorry if i sounded like i was bullshitting.