Mine would say 'Hey...you can't come in here! Only the Griffin's may enter this house. Now bring me the tool shed for I am hungry!'
Yeah. Albeit non-sensical.
Heh...with my luck, my scale would take on my dance teacher's personality and start lecturing me for my ongoing affair with all starches...
Although, last time I checked, it hadn't done so, and was nice enough to simply say '88'. I hope it isn't lying!
Ja ne.
'Yes liz, thank you for the new batteries. I know you wouldn't get on me unless your mum asked you to change the batteries, and now you need to test if they work. Your mum couldn't she's too scared, she actually weighs 10 kilos more than she tells everyone, and let's not get started on your dad....'
This just in... Subway has 7 sandwiches with 6 grams of fat or less!
You guess.... Higher.... Higher.... Keep going...
You can put the barbells down anytime...
Would you rather know how much you weigh on the moon?
Gaining wieght is a funny thing; when it isn't you. People used to make fun of a teacher that was in my school when i was in the 6th grade because she was the size of an elephant, or at least the wieght of one. The next year i would ask my younger friends what teacher they got when they made it to the 6th grade, some would say Mrs. Settlemyre and i would laugh. They would say what are you laghing about? I said, cuz' she almost ate me.
geeks&geeks<br><font>God Empress</font> wrote: Mine usually says "119."
I just read this thread today, and I was thinking, "I have this great idea." Then I read your post, and you were a step ahead in the game.
On a related note, I think mine usually says '130'...so I win.
Umm.. Are you sure you wouldn't rather stand on the scales at a weigh station?
WOW, hey folks, get a load of this, I never knew this here dial could spin that fast
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hmm...
*choke* i can't breathe nina! get off of me you fat fuck!
you know... i hear fat chiks are in this year... so you have nothing to worry about!...
NO LARGE SEA-CREATURES PLEASE!
here... it's a coupon to the health food store. USE IT SOMETIME WITHIN THE NEXT CENTURY!
...*shrug* i can't think of anything else the least bit funny... heh
"Did anyone ever tell you that you can put the fork down, porky?"
"Where's the beef!? Oh! It's in your ass... And your thighs... and your arms... and your neck..."
"Damn, Dan! I'm only made of plastic, Have a heart... And preferably one that ISN'T full of lard."