| matt z 14.06.2014 08:33 |
Addendum: Do not include stuff like MANOS: which was so poorly filmed and produced as to be a total piece of shit. Films must have been credibly released or available. No student films. 1. The Pest (John Leguizamo) 2. Planet Terror (undeniably pathetic even with an EASY premise for camp. ... a gorgeous woman with an automatic machine gun leg that is neither funny, clever or sexy 3. Robin Hood: Men In Tights *revered by some as hilarious. Poorly acted, embarrassingly unfunny, contrived horrible jokes delivered with no tact, horrible p.o.s. script. Actors look like they knew they were making a turd. These are my selections. I wish I could shoot the first film with a shotgun and destroy all evidence of its creation. I can simply ignore #2 #3 makes me continually disgusted (and usually disappointed) when I find out friends (or far worse; potential romantic partners) like this film and express how hilarious it is, when it's so pitifully awful. |
| pittrek 14.06.2014 10:12 |
Just including world-famous Hollywood blockbusters 1. Transformers 1/2/3/456 ... 2. Matrix 2/3 3. Star Wars Episode 1 |
| Chief Mouse 14.06.2014 12:23 |
pittrek wrote: 3. Star Wars Episode 1 Agree. Though, Darth Maul has got to be one of the coolest characters from all the SW films. Too bad Lucas made him die. That fight was pretty cool at the end - honestly, the only thing I like about this film. |
| SkyeTV 14.06.2014 15:03 |
1 - Basket Case 3 2 - Basket Case 2 3 - Frankenhooker |
| thomasquinn 32989 15.06.2014 06:53 |
There are far, far, far worse films than those around. Take the Hitchcock-rip off Lifepod (1993) for instance. That's got to be the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's not nearly the worst movie ever made. I think it might be better to just keep silent on the subject, for fear of stirring up some truly evil Demons of Badness... |
| matt z 15.06.2014 11:22 |
SkyeTV wrote: 1 - Basket Case 3 2 - Basket Case 2 3 - FrankenhookerHEY! ! I love Frankenhooker! ....just like deadly friend with a trick twist. I should have included another addendum. ... NO TROMA films. .. (most are P'S O S) gonna look up that Hitchcock ripoff. |
| ITSM 16.06.2014 06:31 |
1. The Ghost and the Darkness (1996) 2. Boondock Saints II (2009) 3. The Edge of the Axe/Al filo del hacha (1988, they speak English) My friends and I have watched this movie about 50 times, because we think it's The Worst movie ever(!). link |
| pittrek 16.06.2014 11:01 |
Chief Mouse wrote:Hye, did you get my private message? I need help from a talented video restoration guy :-)pittrek wrote: 3. Star Wars Episode 1Agree. Though, Darth Maul has got to be one of the coolest characters from all the SW films. Too bad Lucas made him die. That fight was pretty cool at the end - honestly, the only thing I like about this film. |
| Chief Mouse 16.06.2014 11:15 |
pittrek wrote:Chief Mouse wrote:Hye, did you get my private message? I need help from a talented video restoration guy :-)pittrek wrote: 3. Star Wars Episode 1Agree. Though, Darth Maul has got to be one of the coolest characters from all the SW films. Too bad Lucas made him die. That fight was pretty cool at the end - honestly, the only thing I like about this film. I just checked and yeah there it is, I'll read it in a min. Sorry I didn't get to it earlier - I had no notifications. We could use email :) |
| pittrek 16.06.2014 11:32 |
Chief Mouse wrote: I just checked and yeah there it is, I'll read it in a min. Sorry I didn't get to it earlier - I had no notifications. We could use email :)We could, if I remembered your address :-) And Matt - I apologize for hijacking your thread with private conversation |
| Haystacks Calhoun II 16.06.2014 14:27 |
1) Meet The Feebles 2) Troll 2 3) Showgirls |
| matt z 16.06.2014 22:35 |
^ meet the feebles and Showgirls ARE entertaining in the bad taste kinda way. SHOWGIRLS is unintentional though. you like my dress? It's from VER-SAYCE. ;-) ...soooo true. ... soooo SOO true. .. And c'mon ... Elizabeth Berkley? If nothing else just to see her ravishing bod. |
| SkyeTV 18.06.2014 09:29 |
I'd like to amend my list, by putting Uli Lommel's "Bogey Man 2" in place of Basket Case 2. |
| MadTheSwine73 18.06.2014 14:54 |
I'm surprised no one mentioned "The Room" |
| matt z 18.06.2014 15:38 |
I've never "GOT" how the room is appealing, but yeah. ... countless people consider it one of the worst. I just consider it INEPT.... instead of invoking anger and hatred like my selections. I guess with THAT criteria Ed Wood would be up there with Glen or Glenda? (It really IS worse than Plan 9) Also "KISS meet the Phantom Of the Park" And don't forget Halle Berry 's CATWOMAN |
| brENsKi 18.06.2014 16:20 |
thomasquinn 32989 wrote: There are far, far, far worse films than those around. Take the Hitchcock-rip off Lifepod (1993) for instance. That's got to be the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's not nearly the worst movie ever made. I think it might be better to just keep silent on the subject, for fear of stirring up some truly evil Demons of Badness...how about a gorgeous lead who walks around naked for huge chunks of the film...posing as some weird alien? i would like to present before the court exhibit A....i ask that the jury retire to consider their verdict. the movie in question? - "Species" ...the prosecution rests |
| Mr.Jingles 24.06.2014 19:17 |
Any film directed by Baz Luhrmann... So I'll go with 1. Moulin Rouge 2. Romeo+Juliet 3. The Great Gatsby I've seen movies so bad they are good, but Luhrmann's films are so bad that they go past being good, come full circle and become bad again. |
| Mr.Jingles 24.06.2014 19:19 |
pittrek wrote: Just including world-famous Hollywood blockbusters 1. Transformers 1/2/3/456 ... 2. Matrix 2/3 3. Star Wars Episode 1I don't know if those would be the worst films ever, but definitely the most disappointing as the expectations were high before they came out. Except for Transformers or any Michael Bay film. Those movies are based on just blowing shit up for the sake of it. |
| matt z 29.06.2014 06:27 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: Any film directed by Baz Luhrmann... So I'll go with 1. Moulin Rouge 2. Romeo+Juliet 3. The Great Gatsby I've seen movies so bad they are good, but Luhrmann's films are so bad that they go past being good, come full circle and become bad again.Good choices! Having seen 2 2/3 of those films... Yeah ... they're pretty crappy. I only viewed the luhrmann Gatsby because for some strange reason I thought Martin Scorsese was attached to it. (Big mistake) Modern (and shitty at that) music attached to a period film. Eh. The rest wasn't so appalling but it was like a cartoon. Also very little speculation and issues with Gatsby.... mainly focused on the opulence |
| Zamidoo 30.06.2014 16:00 |
Haystacks Calhoun II wrote: 3) ShowgirlsQuite. How many films not only bomb at the box office, but kill a whole film classification? I believe an attempt was made to re-market it in the 'so bad it's good' category, but this failed, probably due to there being genuinely nothing good about it in any way. Except the scene in the swimming pool, which of course was always brilliant. The other two, for me, 1) Braveheart 2) I never saw anything by Mel Gibson again on the back of 'Braveheart' but I'd be willing to bet the one about Jesus was pretty awful. However, as I never saw it... number 2) would have to be 'Sweet Home Alabama'. Romantic Comedy isn't my favourite genre, but even so, I expect to be able to go to see a mainstream movie and not vomit. |
| SkyeTV 30.06.2014 17:41 |
I hate Braveheart with a passion. It is actually not a bad film, but I am so brassed off with Scottish touristy shops having tea-towels that have William Wallace on it, but it's actually Mel Gibson. There are so many fuckwits out there that believe that Mel Gibson is one of the (if not THE) biggest figures of Scottish history. |
| matt z 01.07.2014 01:24 |
Showgirls really isn't that bad. So #1 the dialogue is bad, #2 the characters (with the exception of the clothing designer/assistant aren't likeable #3 it shows a seedy style of life in an unforgiving manner But 4. That's exactly how things ARE... las Vegas is a dump town filled with hookers, users, compulsive gamblers, whores looking to cash in, whores who think they're the next pop star, gullible tourists and well. ... Just trash. Hardly any of those Showgirls can be expected to be geniuses. Truly most strippers edge toward the DUMB part or at the very least opportunistic. I found the conversation to be accurate having been in a few bands, run a business catering to bands and been around prominent artists involved with after shows, dancers etc. Of course the character mispronounces things and OVER ACTS when doing her thing. ... she's a whore. Even the backstage scene with one of the dancers' two kids being there while everyone is topless is classic. It shows the ugly side of a cheap ugly town. For people who don't touch base with THAT Grim reality and only visit for the shows may not know. Just drive a few blocks off the strip and take a walk. ..lol.. I dare u. It IS trash. But it IS entertaining. It does have an intended purpose even though it's clouded with nc-17 spread shots etc. But hey. ... I ain't complaining about that. The only plot element of little consequence was the up and coming wannabe choreographer who represented that phony opportunistic duplicitous kind. Some dramatic attempts fell by the wayside due to deemphasis. The previous poster is right though. ... It WAS rereleased with an audio commentary by a drag queen? fan, in a box set that featured drinking games and shot glasses and a "pin the pasties" on the stripper poster. Also came with a deck of cards. I still think it's better than a film like Beyond the Valley Of the Dolls that's always held in high esteem. Geez this week I defended Showgirls and One Year of Love. |
| Zamidoo 01.07.2014 04:11 |
matt z wrote: Geez this week I defended Showgirls and One Year of Love.Stay away from Miley Cyrus forums. You may be coming down with something! |
| matt z 03.07.2014 06:52 |
B...bb....bbut she's so flat, irritating, naked, raunchy and popular!!! #omg |
| ITSM 04.07.2014 12:10 |
Braveheart is one of my favourite Sunday movies, along with Barry Lyndon. Mel Gibson is strange, though. |
| thomasquinn 32989 04.07.2014 12:25 |
ITSM wrote: Braveheart is one of my favourite Sunday movies, along with Barry Lyndon. Mel Gibson is strange, though.Least....historically accurate....movie....EVERRRR! And that's counting The Stranglers Of Bombay! |
| Zamidoo 06.07.2014 13:09 |
ITSM wrote: Braveheart is one of my favourite Sunday movies, along with Barry Lyndon. Mel Gibson is strange, though.Barry Lyndon... it would have been great if Ryan O'Neil hadn't been in it. Mel Gibson would have made a much better lead. So beautifully filmed, so woefully miscast. |
| br5946 12.07.2014 11:03 |
1. Pirates of Carribean 1 (Because Johnny Depp can't act at all, and that's just one of my reasons) 2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Depp again, and Tim Burton's remake shit on Roald Dahl's grave) 3. Avatar (It didn't deserve the hype at all, and is the prime example of viewers turning into sheep) |
| ITSM 17.07.2014 08:29 |
thomasquinn 32989 wrote:I don't know the history very well, but it's an entertaining movie ... and it's just funny to watch Mel Gibson playing a young man ('cuz he's not) trying to impress the girl(s).ITSM wrote: Braveheart is one of my favourite Sunday movies, along with Barry Lyndon. Mel Gibson is strange, though.Least....historically accurate....movie....EVERRRR! And that's counting The Stranglers Of Bombay! |
| The Real Wizard 18.07.2014 03:43 |
MadTheSwine73 wrote: I'm surprised no one mentioned "The Room"What are you talking about ? The Room is the GREATEST film ever made. The greatest. ;) |
| pittrek 18.07.2014 13:31 |
You mean this room ? link |
| The Real Wizard 18.07.2014 16:42 |
Yes, that one. Greatest. Film. Ever. |