I've been more agnostic these days, although I've never been a really heavily religious guy to begin with either. I really don't care for a lot of the bullshit they (the church) preach vs. what they practice
Nobody's got rules like Catholics got rules! I think I'll take like THREE birth control pills at once tonight and think up poems with the words pope, soap and rope. Whoop whoop!
A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Suzy declares, "I want to be a prostitute."
"What did you say?!" asks the nun, totally shocked.
"I said I want to be a prostitute," Suzy repeats.
"Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said 'a Protestant!'"
