Mr Mercury wrote:
How come we cant change our signatures anymore? What happened there?
From: Y.
To: MM
Subject: Classified info.
This is an automatic generated message. User Y. tells you hereby that Major R.O briefed all the unities asking for ¨QZners to understand that a signature is a signature: that is, a stable and steady mark by which someone can be identified. The changing of the signature leads to confusion regarding users’ identity and is a powerful tool in the hands of enemy combatants (a.k.a trolls). Thus the need of undertaking measures that, although may restrict certain rights and freedoms, contribute to the community’s safety. We ask you to comply with the Queenzoner Act and thank you all for the patience¨.
Mr Mercury wrote:
How come we cant change our signatures anymore? What happened there?
From: Y.
To: MM
Subject: Classified info.
This is an automatic generated message. User Y. tells you hereby that Major R.O briefed all the unities asking for ¨QZners to understand that a signature is a signature: that is, a stable and steady mark by which someone can be identified. The changing of the signature leads to confusion regarding users’ identity and is a powerful tool in the hands of enemy combatants (a.k.a trolls). Thus the need of undertaking measures that, although may restrict certain rights and freedoms, contribute to the community’s safety. We ask you to comply with the Queenzoner Act and thank you all for the patience¨.
R.O via user Y., QZ unity 55.
That has to be the shortest post I have had from you yet, dear user Y. I bow to your gracefulness in replying to my plight, oh mighty bearer of tidings.
Mr Mercury wrote:
That has to be the shortest post I have had from you yet
(lying face down on the floor and sobbing)
Of all people, I'd never expect this from you...
(heart throbbing)
I...I...you think I'm a boring, prolix obnoxious ugly stupid girl too. : -(
I ran all kinds of risks delivering that secret message to you...I feel as an insect squashed under a heap of ashes.
(stricking the floor with the fists and crying).
I meant it in a truly nice way.......... honestly....................
I shall fend off the QZ police for you............
And all because I forgot to put a smiley in my last post...... DAMN!!!! and thrice damn!!!
Please know that I shall always have a special place in heart for you. So look up, smile, though your heart is breaking, and let it break no more......