my personal faves at the moment are
"come and see the roof,its upstairs" and "i wasnt pandering,i was telling her exactly what she wanted to hear" from the Hugh Grant/Drew Barrymore movie Music and Lyrics
Not my favorite, but it's funny, scary, and interesting.
"He came into her room at night wearing a black robe. He'd take her and drive her to a wooded area where her grandparents and her mother were, and they'd all have black robes on. They'd take them off and group orgies would ensue... and then they'd bring out the newborn. She was forced to watch as her mother would cut the babies heart out with stone dagger. She'd drink the blood; others eat the flesh. The grandfather and father would fuck her repeatedly. She was forced to have abortions and cook the aborted fetuses."
"Just because the police haven't picked you up lately doesn't, as you very well know, mean that you've not been up to some nastiness! There was a bit of a nastiness last night, yes? Some very extreme nastiness, yesss?"
'I'm bored almost beyond countenance' that makes two of us then :P
Almost all my faves come from the film 'Harold and Maude' here's a couple
'You see, I believe that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this-*holds up one daisy*-yet allow themselves to be treated as that-*indicates the mass of daisies spread before them*'
'I haven't lived. I've died a few times'
'Tell me Harold, what do you do for fun? What do you find fulfilling? What...activity gives you a different sense of enjoyment from the others; what gives you that special...satisfaction?'
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'I go to funerals.'
And...though I haven't actually seen the film in question this never fails to make me laugh-
'Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love'