QueenZone discussion #1125674

Holly2003 wrote: 1. It is unlikely that Paul will write a song dedicated to his cat 2. even if he did, BM & RT would not let it be released on an album out of misguided sympathy 3. Paul will not wear fake boobs on stage. I wouldnt rule out butt implants though 4. Paul doesn't know any opera singers so we won't have to suffer through another Barcelona 5. Paul is always around, so there's less chance Roger will ever feel the need to release another Cross record 6. Paul has never heard of The Great Pretender 7. No more duets with Cliff Richard 8. If Paul dies, Lisa Minelli and Liz taylor will not turn up at his tribute concert 9. Paul is a better songwriter now than Freddie was in the late 80s 10. No one will ever claim that Paul is Iranian. special bonus reason; 11. John Deacon will not work with a new singer. Therefore we wll never have to listen to Queen playing funky soul crap again.

Treasure Moment wrote: [QUOTEwow and you call yourself a Queen fan? what a disgrace

Treasure Moment wrote: wow and you call yourself a Queen fan? what a disgrace

Holly2003 wrote: Is Tila Tequila related to Chiquita Banana?

P-Staker wrote:

Holly2003 wrote: Is Tila Tequila related to Chiquita Banana?

You've just came up with the best name for a transvestite... ever.

Treasure Moment wrote:

Holly2003 wrote: 1. It is unlikely that Paul will write a song dedicated to his cat 2. even if he did, BM & RT would not let it be released on an album out of misguided sympathy 3. Paul will not wear fake boobs on stage. I wouldnt rule out butt implants though 4. Paul doesn't know any opera singers so we won't have to suffer through another Barcelona 5. Paul is always around, so there's less chance Roger will ever feel the need to release another Cross record 6. Paul has never heard of The Great Pretender 7. No more duets with Cliff Richard 8. If Paul dies, Lisa Minelli and Liz taylor will not turn up at his tribute concert 9. Paul is a better songwriter now than Freddie was in the late 80s 10. No one will ever claim that Paul is Iranian. special bonus reason; 11. John Deacon will not work with a new singer. Therefore we wll never have to listen to Queen playing funky soul crap again.

wow and you call yourself a Queen fan? what a disgrace

Erin wrote:

P-Staker wrote:

Holly2003 wrote: Is Tila Tequila related to Chiquita Banana?

You've just came up with the best name for a transvestite... ever.

He didn't come up with the name Chiquita Banana. ;-) link

P-Staker wrote: No, no! This is the way to go... 10 Reasons Why Tila Tequila is better than Queen 1. If you say you're a fan of Tila Tequila, NO ONE goes, "dude, are you gay?!" 2. Tila Tequila can walk about with fake boobs all she wants and nobody will mind. 3. Tila Tequila's videos are perfectly fine even if (especially if?) your TV sound is broken. 4. If Tila Tequila dedicated a song to her pussycat, nobody would whine about it. 5. You don't get into arguments with other bands' fans about whether Tila Tequila is the best vocalist of all times. 6. You don't have to worry Tila Tequila will record with an opera diva anytime soon. 7. You don't need to know about Parsis and Zorastrianism to describe Tila Tequila's ethnicity - "Asian chick" is quite enough. 8. If Tila Tequila passed away, she'd not be replaced by Paul Rodgers. 9. Mercury is poisonous, but tequila is medicine, in a way. 10. Treasure Moment isn't ranting about Tila Tequila all day long.

henke1980 wrote:

Treasure Moment wrote:

Holly2003 wrote: 1. It is unlikely that Paul will write a song dedicated to his cat 2. even if he did, BM & RT would not let it be released on an album out of misguided sympathy 3. Paul will not wear fake boobs on stage. I wouldnt rule out butt implants though 4. Paul doesn't know any opera singers so we won't have to suffer through another Barcelona 5. Paul is always around, so there's less chance Roger will ever feel the need to release another Cross record 6. Paul has never heard of The Great Pretender 7. No more duets with Cliff Richard 8. If Paul dies, Lisa Minelli and Liz taylor will not turn up at his tribute concert 9. Paul is a better songwriter now than Freddie was in the late 80s 10. No one will ever claim that Paul is Iranian. special bonus reason; 11. John Deacon will not work with a new singer. Therefore we wll never have to listen to Queen playing funky soul crap again.

wow and you call yourself a Queen fan? what a disgrace

The man that can't spot irony if his life depended on it. Ladies and gentlemen I give you Treasuse Moment!

Treasure Moment wrote: wow and you call yourself a Queen fan? what a disgrace

Dan Corson VIII: I Am Sunshine wrote: Chiquita Banana's such a slut.

Mr. Jordy wrote: With regard to the list: 1. Paul probably won't be dying of AIDS, either, and have to write a goodbye song to his favorite cat. 2. "Misguided sympathy" seems to indicate that Brian and Roger relied on misguided sympathy to "allow" Freddie to include Delilah on Innuendo. He was Freddie Mercury, for fuck's sake! He could write a song about anything he damn well pleased and put it on a Queen album! 3. Agree. Paul would not wear fake boobs on stage. He already has an ass implant, as well as porcelain teeth veneers and transplanted hair. 4. "Suffer through" another Barcelona? Totally senseless and baseless opinion. Though I'm quite sure Paul knows his share of opera singers (he is a rock star by his own accord, after all) I don't figure Monserrat is going to call him up for Barcelona II. 5. The Cross is no more. 6. Of course Paul has heard of The Great Pretender. That song was a classic, well before Freddie covered it. 7. Never say never! 8. That is a horrible assumption. 9, 10. Idiotic suggestions.

P-Staker wrote: We should get more threads like this. Then we take those who fell for it and sell them the Eiffel Tower.

Cwazy little thing wrote:

P-Staker wrote: We should get more threads like this. Then we take those who fell for it and sell them the Eiffel Tower.

Seconded, I need some money, and theres plenty of idiots here. I've got an awesome signed Brian May air guitar collection some of them might want to take off my hands at the same time.

P-Staker wrote: YourValentine: I don't have room to keep it :D

YourValentine wrote: 07 When you had a 1st row spot in a Queen concert you did not have to view teleprompters saying "turn around and say yeah" 09 He did not sing 11 notes when 2 did the job

Alexander Genov wrote: this is fucking shit!the only one great is Freddie Mercury!Paul Rogers sucks!:(((

SAMMY77 wrote: your an idiot!!! paul rodgers is a rock icon but to say queen w-out freddie is better??? moron!!!