Every time i get paid i decide i'm going to buy one, and then spend all my money on dresses. i've just been paid, and already bought all the dresses i like from every shop i know of. i'm going to buy one.
why is it females can get sex toys for solo pleasure and its acceptable...
but men cant openly say they have plastic vages... thats just so wrong? WTF?
even thought they come in wide wange of shapes, sizes, prices, colours... uses.... not that i know anything about them, eh em...
but the point being... chicks can say, i have a dildo,,, no worries, if a dude rips out, I have rubber cuny, its looked down upon?
oh well...power to the people
i could put you all off Ann Summers parties for life if i told you all that i used to model the elephant thong at them in the early 90's,but i wont mention it,nope.
yeah,me and a mate of mine got roped into going to the parties by our girlfriends at the time and we ended up modelling the elephant and tiger thongs.thankfully there was a shitload of free wine at these parties for some dutch courage.
...ASSDUDE.... wrote: why is it females can get sex toys for solo pleasure and its acceptable...
but men cant openly say they have plastic vages... thats just so wrong? WTF?
even thought they come in wide wange of shapes, sizes, prices, colours... uses.... not that i know anything about them, eh em...
but the point being... chicks can say, i have a dildo,,, no worries, if a dude rips out, I have rubber cuny, its looked down upon?
oh well...power to the people
I have very often wondered that myself...but then again, I'd think I was a bit of a sad twat for wantinf to use one! Bit of porn never did any bloke any harm!
All I know about plastic vaginas is that my elder sister keeps threatening to buy me one if I don't find a girlfriend soon.
I maintain that this thread is fantastic.
<font color=teal>Sergei?<h6>Impresario wrote: How about a world where there is no sex outside of fantasies and slash, and at that, only homosexual sex between beautiful men would be allowed?
:P XD
<font color=teal>Sergei?<h6>Impresario wrote: How about a world where there is no sex outside of fantasies and slash, and at that, only homosexual sex between beautiful men would be allowed?
:P XD
What's an Impresario?
It's the head/owner of an entertainment troupe, or theater, like opera or ballet.
But perhaps you were being sarcastic... Eh. xD
I had a dream about vibrators. It was a bit strange, I'd picked up this vibrator catologue from somewhere and I'd spent ages going through it to work out the exact one I wanted. However, when I tried to show somebody the one I wanted, I opened the catologue and the pages were all filled with lava lamps.
After that, the dream just went completely bizarre and it turned into a horror movie, I was hiding in a room with Zebonka throwing glass at some massive ants that wanted to eat the human race.
<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: After that, the dream just went completely bizarre and it turned into a horror movie, I was hiding in a room with Zebonka throwing glass at some massive ants that wanted to eat the human race.
That's probably the most hilarious dream I've heard of in yonks.
I had this funny dream that a bunch of people were in my face for being on Queenzone too often, and I think Freya was one of them. Maybe Jessi too, but that's mainly because those are the only two I'd recognise in a police line-up.
Is it a sign? :/
Zebonka12 wrote: That's probably the most hilarious dream I've heard of in yonks.
I had this funny dream that a bunch of people were in my face for being on Queenzone too often, and I think Freya was one of them. Maybe Jessi too, but that's mainly because those are the only two I'd recognise in a police line-up.
Is it a sign? :/
Haha!
I'm going to go to bed now, and hopefully wake up with something equally weird in my head.
You don't have any idea how many white trash women I'd love to give vibrators too. That way they could use them as much as they wanted, but you can't reproduce from sex with a vibrator. Makes them happy and keeps the rest of us from having to deal with their eighty kids who are one generation dumber than their parents. Plus they are cheaper since they just need batteries. LOL
Actually last semester the girls in the history department had a Pure Romance party (apparently it's the US version of the Ann Summers) and us girls had a damn good time! Of course all the guys got jealous and threw an "anti-party" trip to a strip club downstate, but that's another matter. My personal opinion....well, they are a life saver for people like me who tend to be single for great lengths of time. But I got along just fine without one before as well. So if it's your thing, go for it. ;-)