Here's a little thing I wrote. I'm not sure whether it's poetry or a song:
Oh little stack of pancakes
you are my only friend
and when the waffles break my heart you're with me til the end
I cover you with syrup and eat you one by one
and afterwards I lick your plate and know that I am done
There was a cranky old man called Danny,
Child porn stashed in each nook and cranny,
A scary old man,
With a sick twisted plan,
To get it up little girls fannies.
Once upon a time, my mother gave birth to a new species
It was me, I lived only to eat my own feces
I always had thing for fecal porn
And my favourite song was Prickly Thorn, but Sweetly Worn
At the age of 10 I was raped by a funny old man
It turned out his name was actually Dan
Then I died.
No, I lied.
But I still died.
(Meant to be funny. Laugh.)
<font color=pink>Poo wrote: Once upon a time, my mother gave birth to a new species
It was me, I lived only to eat my own feces
I always had thing for fecal porn
And my favourite song was Prickly Thorn, but Sweetly Worn
At the age of 10 I was raped by a funny old man
It turned out his name was actually Dan
Then I died.
No, I lied.
But I still died.
(Meant to be funny. Laugh.)
Micrówave wrote: Whistle while you work
Someone likes to jerk
Little Danny
Broke his weenie
Now it doesn't work.
Mine rhymes better, Danny.
that is sick
welcome Danny ignore them
Microwave why don't you stick that microwave from your profile pic in your ass ;-)
Tnx man. I knew that this board also has normal people.
This board may or may not have normal people, but I can assure you "Andreas Mercury" is certainly not one of them. So, quite technically the entire message board is still against you.
I hope Danny one day meets Amy Winehouse, who stumbles while injecting herself, accidently peircing danny's skin with the aids infected needle, stumbles slightly more and injects danny with a lethal dose of horse tranquilisers.
<font color=pink>Poo wrote: Amy Winehouse once owned a cat
Upon the poor thing a fat man sat
The great big man was named Danny
Sadly he had never ever seen a fanny
I don't care what they say!
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away!
But they don't know the truth!
My hearts crippled by the vein that i keep on closing..
You cut me open and I,
Keep bleeding!
Keep, keep bleing love!
Keep bleeding!
I keep, keep bleeding love!
YOU CUT ME OPEN AND IIIIII.
Danny? wrote: Microwave why don't you stick that microwave from your profile pic in your ass ;-)
Awww, you looked at my profile pic. Hoping for a on-line girlfriend? Wait till my BFF Jill finds out! She's gonna be so excited!!!
Why don't you come down here and stick it for me, tough guy?
Bring your poetry book, tulip.