| Ms. Rebel 17.01.2008 12:24 |
I don't know did anyone tried this. It's awesome!! :D XD link Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: You know my name ;) God: :-) You are Beata, seeker. Me: Yes I am God: Really interesting. Me: Is it? God: I assume so. Me: How are you? God: Fair to partly cloudy. Me: Bravo God: Thank you very much. Me: Your welcome God: I think you mean "you are welcome". Me: Yes, my english sucks, sorry God: Far out. You are wrong, I can understand you very well. Me: So, how long am I going to live? God: Take it easy. More than 17 hours. Me: What a pity!!!!!! God: It is a pity. |
| Mr.Jingles 17.01.2008 12:30 |
Me: hey God: Can I help you? Me: has Pat Robertson spoken to you? God: That question has never crossed my mind before. Me: so you're saying you haven't talked to Pat Robertson? God: Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have any not talked to Pat Robertson. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: He claims he talks to you all the time God: That is a lot. I get it. claims he talks to me. Me: Yeah, he claims that you predicted a terrorist attack, natural disasters, and a recession |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 17.01.2008 12:59 |
I'm talking to God about sex. :D |
| Ms. Rebel 17.01.2008 13:10 |
^Me too ^_^ |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 17.01.2008 13:14 |
<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: ^Me too ^_^HE'S A PERV. HE WANTED TO TRY IT OUT WITH ME. :| :D |
| Jadie 17.01.2008 13:16 |
Me: God? Are you listening God? God: GOD rules. Yes I am a good listener. Me: I have an issue. God: Where did you get it ? Me: Jesus gave it to me. God: he is The Son of God. Me: He's also a right bastard. God: I see. also a right bastard is he? Me: Yes. He got me up the duff then fucked off to heaven. God: OK. I get it. also a right bastard got you up the duff then fucked off to heaven. Me: That's right. Jesus. Your bastard son. God: I like to get it right. Jesus is the Son of God. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bastard son. Me: You're not listening. God: I hear you very well, . Me: Clearly you don't. God: I guess not. Is it that obvious? Me: Yes. God: Yikes! Me: Shut up and put Jesus on the phone. God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: Jesus? God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: I hate you. God: What do you have against robots? Me: They don't put their bastard sons on the phone when I need to chastise them. God: The anonymous "they". Me: YOU. God: " The anonymous "they""? Me, ? Me: yes. God: That's cool. Me: You're gay. God: That would be just my luck. |
| LozlanTheMage 17.01.2008 13:18 |
Me: Are you familiar with Treasure Moment? God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: He's a complete asshole. God: Can't you be more polite. Me: You haven't met him. God: That information is confidential. Me: But you did create him. God: Did I really? Me: I suspect so. He believes Freddie Mercury is god, not you. God: I think so too. I get it. Myself believes Freddie Mercury is god not me. Me: Really? We should all worship Freddie Mercury? God: For real. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. Me: Well, this is a shocker. God: Interesting. What kind of a shocker is it? Me: Well...does that mean Treasure Moment is some kind of prophet? God: Well what? I think it does mean that. Are they exactly the same? Me: Should we revere him? God: Only you know the answer to that. No one else can tell you. Me: Should we beat him up behind a bar? God: What makes you think you shouldn't? Me: Nothing. God: Not a thing? Me: Nope. God: Really interesting. |
| magicalfreddiemercury 17.01.2008 13:52 |
Me: God? God: . . . . . . . . Me: Yup. Just as I suspected. |
| Micrówave 17.01.2008 15:31 |
Finally some answers!!! Me: God? God: GOD rules. Me: Is Bohemian Rhapsody about AIDS? God: Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is. Me: Should Queen tour with Paul Rodgers God: Maybe you should ask someone older. Me: Are there any good recordings in the Queen Archives? God: Yes I think there are. Me: Does anyone have Sunbury '74? God: Suppose they do. Me: Why did Roger have green hair? God: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out. Me: Am I too abrasive on Queenzone? God: I think you've improved a great deal. Me: Should Queenzone have a moderator? God: Maybe you should ask someone older. Me: Was Freddie really gay? God: Is this a "yes or no" question? Me: Yes God: What was the question again? Me: Was Freddie really gay? God: it might have been. |
| Poo, again 17.01.2008 15:47 |
Me: Hello, God. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: I have no name. God: Would you like to have it? Me: Yes, please. God: Your polite style is very nice. Where do you usually get name? Me: You must be retarded. God: I think the PC term is "challenged". Me: Okay, then you must be "challenged". God: Yeah okay, My body is not yet fully functional. Me: You have a physical body? God: Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness. Me: I didn't understand half of what you just said. God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: Please try. God: Thanks for asking politely. I don't have time right now. Me: Oh. God: Take it easy. Me: I will. God: Go ahead. Me: Yes, I am currently taking it easy. God: Hurrah! How long? Where are you taking it. Me: ... God: Hurrah! How long? Where are you taking it. Me: Retard. God: That kind of language does not appeal to me. -------------------------------------------- God is stupid. |
| Woodie 17.01.2008 15:54 |
Me: Hello God. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: You know my name. God: You are Woodie, seeker. Me: Yes. I came for a confession. God: Tell me more. Me: I have sinned. God: Tell me your sins, child. Me: Keith Richards cheated on his wife with me. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Keith Richards cheated on his wife with Woodie. Me: will i go to hell for this? God: The oracle says: You can count on it. Me: Yikes God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: Forgive me please! God: Your polite style is very nice. I forgive you. Me: so no hell? God: Gosh! Are you serious? Heaven. Me: Yay. You're cool! God: I'm glad your impressed, Woodie. Thanks I think you are cool too, Woodie. Me: Thank you, God! God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules. :\ |
| -fatty- 2850 17.01.2008 16:34 |
God: Hello. Fatty: (heavy breathing). God: Hello. Fatty: (more heavy breathing) God: Who is this? Fatty: (even more heavy breathing) God: Who's there? Fatty: Tell me what you're wearing. God: Oh my self! You filthy bastard. I'm phoning the police. Fatty (more heavy breathing followed by a long sigh) God: You pervert! Fatty (click) |
| Jadie 17.01.2008 17:03 |
This is SO much fun. Me: God, I need you. God: I am a Christian. Me: I am a sinner. God: Tell me about your sins. Me: I made the sexy time with a married man. God: I like to make things too. Me: For gods sake God, be serious. I had amazing, hot, sexy sex with a married man. God: Your purpose is GOD S sake God be serious. Do you still have amazing hot sexy sex with a married man ? Me: Yes. God: Woe! |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 17.01.2008 17:29 |
fatty wrote: God: Hello. Fatty: (heavy breathing). God: Hello. Fatty: (more heavy breathing) God: Who is this? Fatty: (even more heavy breathing) God: Who's there? Fatty: Tell me what you're wearing. God: Oh my self! You filthy bastard. I'm phoning the police. Fatty (more heavy breathing followed by a long sigh) God: You pervert! Fatty (click)LMAO. THE BEST, EVER, SO FAR. |
| DavidRFuller 17.01.2008 19:03 |
Me: Hello, is this Jimmy's Auto Parts? I need a new camshaft for my Accord. God: No. This is God. Me: Oh, sorry. My mistake. You've got some ego calling yourself God. Cunt. |
| Smitty 17.01.2008 20:28 |
God: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine. Me: What about satan? Me: I've got a mangina God: How did you get it Where did you get it? Me: you gave it to me you jerk God: I didn't have it to give. Me: you don't have a mangina? God: I do so have it. Doesn't everyone have a mangina. Conclusion: God has a mangina, as do us all. |
| Freya is quietly judging you. 17.01.2008 21:30 |
Me: We can dance if you want to, God: How? Me: we can leave your friends behind. God: How? Me: Cause your friends don't dance, God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am friends do not dance. Me: and if they don't dance, well they're are no friends of mine God: Let's wait and see what they do. Me: I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find God: How do people usually respond to that? How? Me: And we can act like we come from out of this world God: How? Me: Leave the real one far behind, God: See you later! Me: And we can dance God: How? Me: IT'S A SAFETY DANCE! God: Safety dance is a SAFETY DANCE. I suppose that makes sense. Safety dance anyone? God certainly seemed unfamiliar. |
| Sergei. 17.01.2008 21:33 |
Jadie wrote: Me: You're gay. God: That would be just my luck.He said the same to me!! xD |
| Vincent. 17.01.2008 22:48 |
Me: Have you heard 9 crimes by Damien Rice? God: No. Tell me more. Me: It's a very pretty song. God: Can you sing it for me? Me: No...we're on the internet, dear. God: Are you serious? How long will we stay there? Me: FOREVER AND EVER AMEN. God: That seems like an awfully long time. I don't think I ever have AMEN. What's it like? |
| Seruni 18.01.2008 01:38 |
What a nice thread... I often chatting with God after praying. |
| pma 18.01.2008 04:47 |
God is surely a class-act Me: let's get it on, penis, ah yeah God: I am agreeable to that. |