| L-R-TIGER1994 26.08.2006 10:48 |
In Only Seven Chats (In Only Seven Days) Monday start of the internet Online for just one week Feels good to chat away Tuesday I saw her in a chat room I wrote and gave my stats And she wrote and gave a pic Wednesday the pic got lost I hoped that she will chat tomorrow And then on Thursday We had a private chat She wrote me thru the phone I wrote and asked her name I never thought that this could happen to me In only seven chats It would take a hundred or more For logs like that again I wish Friday would last forever I told her everything I coudn't bear to leave the chat Saturday just twenty four hours Oh no my sample runs out on Sunday Ooh so sad offline One Viagra [?????] (One Vision) (Cock grows in mysterious ways ... mysterious ways) One man one drive one hormone One hard one loose just one is swelling One gill of blood yeah one pill Viagra One leash one turd One good orgasm One cunt one ass One sex position Wowowowo gimme Viagra No rape no snuff I have no porns just in black and white No kids no pets All we need is one pill - Viagra One bear one shaved One good orgasm One 6 One 9 One sex position Wowowowo oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah I had a dream When I was young A dream of sweet erection A glimpse of cum and sexual high And visions of cunnilingus But a cold mouth blows And grandfather shrinks And down the swelling goes Look what was done to my dreams So touch with your hands Touch with your lips He's hard now There's only one erection One pill - Viagra Yeah Viagra No blush no frown Just an erection All through the night It's a penetration wowowowo yeah One one one one... Viagra One beach one mall One good orgasm One G one spot One sex position Gimme one quick Gimme one slow Just gimme One fuck one fuck One dose one night One day hey hey Just gimme gimme gimme gimme A condom Floridian Rhapsody [?????] (Bohemian Rhapsody) Chorus of Democrats and Republicans: Is this the real vote? Is this just fantasy? No Bush or Gore landslide, so we're mired in legalities Almost a tie, both sides tell their lies with such ease . . . Bush: I'm just a rich boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go I dropped the booze, I don't do blow Anyway the vote goes doesn't really matter, to me Mama, just love this ranch Stocked my pond with fresh sea bass How I love the upper class! Mama, life is such good fun But now they're trying to take it all away! Mama, oooh, didn't mean to run for prez But you know I always do what daddy sez If I don't win this thing by noon tomorrow I'll carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters [Gore] Too late, my campaign's done, but I'm still working all the time Poaching votes is not a crime! Goodbye, everybody--no wait, I just can't go! Let's count the chads and never ever face the truth [Bush] Mama, ooooo, I don't mean to bitch Sometimes I wish I'd never been born so rich [Bouncy piano interlude] [Gore:] I see a little silhouetto of a chad [Chorus] You're a mooch, you're a mooch, will you do the recount tango? Pregnant chads and backbiting, very very frightening to see! Broward County, Palm Beach County Broward County, Palm Beach County Broward County, Volusia County, Tallahassee-oh-oh-oh! [Bush] I'm just a rich boy, nobody loves me [Chorus] He's just a rich boy from a rich family They treat the White House like a Bush legacy! [Gore] He's so dumb, I'm the one, will you give me votes? [Chorus (Republicans only)] Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes! Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes! Be still you wonk! You cannot have the votes! [Gore] Can I have the votes? [Chorus (Republicans only)] Cannot have the votes! No no no no no no no no! [Bush] Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia keep my votes! [Chorus] Beelzebub has a butterfly ballot for thee, for thee . . . . [Rockin' guitar |
| Poo, again 26.08.2006 12:07 |
Wow, that's brilliant! :P ^ link Funny! And how about this one? link |
| k.dodo 26.08.2006 12:17 |
Hahaha! Cool! I loved the BohRap one! |
| queen mercury 33542 26.08.2006 12:32 |
I love that bohemian rapsody one! Very clever and wonderful! |
| it was electric7 26.08.2006 12:42 |
Your good :) |
| L-R-TIGER1994 26.08.2006 16:30 |
Hard Disk Space (Happiness) It's just one meg we're short of from the booting to switch off during the day or dead of night much more space much more speed when downloading when uploading master or slave let's go shopping some have 2 megs but say no ways what we all need is hard disk space hard disk space is what you need yeah hard disk drive space is occupied it's not easy to install it no it hasn't free a byte it hasn't free a byte you know that it's full cos' hard disk space just can't be naught such memory more portable then stones and hard disk space can't just be caught when you're fast or if you're slow ones no matter how - how much erased on your own disk and your accounts in every space - must be a file enjoy a new disk and head crashs of hard disk space |
| L-R-TIGER1994 26.08.2006 16:41 |
The Queen Miracle (The Miracle) Every power cord thats strung, Every beat that hits the drum, It's a miracle. All the roadies, jobs great & small, Brians hair, & Freddies voice, Thats a miracle. The amounts of vodka that they've drank, It's a wonder any of them survived at all, It's a miracle. Queen are having a miracle on earth, While Crystal goes to get the drinks for us, The Wonders of Queen go on, The size of the crown lighting rig, John Deacon & Roger Taylor, Brian May lying pissed in a trailer It's a miracle it's a miracle it's a miracle It's a miracle The one thing we're all waiting for, is Freddie back to earth - music saved at all, it's a miracle we need - the miracle The miracle we're all waiting for today If every wall in every hotel room, could tell a story that would be, a travestey, If every child on every street, knew a Queen song, to every beat, Thats a miracle If all gods people could be free, to sing a Queen harmony, It's a miracle Queen are having a miracle on earth, While Crystal gets all the drinks for us, Un-lit gigs, and no-vodka (But the Queenie's just seem to go on and on) Sunday mornings with no gig for tea! All the roadies, always fighting! But someone just keeps on smiling It's a miracle, it's a miracle, it's a miracle (But the Queenie's just seem to go on and on) It's a miracle it's a miracle it's a miracle It's a Miracle The one thing (the one thing) were all waiting for (We're all waiting for) Is Freddie back to earth (Back to earth) Music saved at all (saved at all) It's a miracle we need - the miracle The miracle Freddie back to earth & music saved at all today That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return, That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return, That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return, That time will come one day you'll see when Freddie will return |
| L-R-TIGER1994 26.08.2006 20:12 |
That's all for now |
| Gone. 26.08.2006 20:28 |
OMG! I EFFING LOVE IT! |
| L-R-TIGER1994 26.08.2006 20:56 |
I will post more later on |
| eenaweena 26.08.2006 22:53 |
LOL!!!! oh my gosh!!! ouch! my tummy hurts!!! |
| queen mercury 33542 27.08.2006 00:33 |
I like that miricle one, except for Brian getting pissed in a trailer. But the rest of it was good. |
| Serry... 27.08.2006 02:32 |
Do you really need in 3 threads about parodies? One isn't fun? link link link |
| Forever88 27.08.2006 02:46 |
ah there was a parody thread a while back. i think i made alot. idk if its still around. |
| deleted user 27.08.2006 02:47 |
can the moderators merge them somehow...? |
| Poo, again 27.08.2006 09:12 |
<font color="33CC00">macbethscrazywife wrote: can the moderators merge them somehow...?They'd better merge the threads soon, or I fear I won't be getting any sleep tonight. |