As requested:
Vodka For Everyone:
(This could be vodka)
(This could be vodka)
(This could be vodka)
This could be vodka, this could be Vodka for everyone,
(This could be vodka)
This could be vodka, this could be Vodka, this could be vodka for everyone
In these days, of chilled vodka (vodka)
Vodka comes to me and everything seems alright
In these days of lemon & vodka
It sits in a glass, and everythings fine,
This could be vodka for everyone,
This vodka could be neat, this vodka could be with orange,
This could be vodka for everyone,
It could be FREE! It WOULD be fun!
In this world, of coke & vodka,
Only when it's neat, can it smooth my ride,
These troubled days of cruel barkeepers,
Saying there out, of my vodka
Yeah, This could be vodka for everyone,
This vodka could be with ice, this vodka could be with lager!
Yeah this could be MORE vodka for everyone (yeah)
This vodka should be free, then it WOULD be real fun!
We should be vodka for our daughters and sons,
vodka, vodka, vodka, vodka,
This could be vodka for everyone
You know that
(This could be vodka for everyone)
Yes!
(This could be vodka for everyone)
This could be vodka for everyone
Listen.
What people do, to their vodkas,
They mix it with Baileys, destroy their voddies,
Thier basic pride, and vodkericy,
Is striped and torn, and shown no pitty,
After what they did, to their voddie,
This could be vodka, This could be vodka,
This could be vodka for everyone, This could be vodka, This could be vodka for everyone
This could be vodka (this could be vodka)
This could be vodka, could be vodka for everyone
This could be vodka (This could be vodka)
This could be vodka, could be vodka for everyone
This could be vodka
This could be vodka for everyone
This could be vodka
This could be vodka
This could be vodka...
For everyone
For everyone
Too Much Net Will Kill You:
I'm not on the net as much as I used to be,
Too many bitter bills are raining down on me,
I'm always at home,
And I've been facing the net for much too long,
Oh, I feel like no-one ever told the truth to me,
About the net,
And how much money it would be,
In my cyber state of mind,
I've been looking at the bills to find out where I went wrong,
Too much net will kill you,
If you parents read the bills,
Torn between the net time,
And the threat of being killed,
Your headed for disaster,
If you do not watch the clock,
Too much net will kill you,
Cybertime,
I'm just not on the net as much as I used to be,
And it seems like the bills are just too much for me,
It used to bring me sunshine,
Now all it ever does, is bring me bills,
How would it be if you were siting in my seat?
Can't you see how it's impossible to choose?
These no help in paying them,
Everywhere I go, I'm bound to get more... Bills,
Too much net will kill you,
But it's better than none at all,
It'll drain the cash thats with you,
Make you plead and scream and crawl,
And the bills will make you crazy,
Your the victim of the net,
Too much net will kill you,
Cybertime,
Yeah, too much net will kill you,
It'll make your life a lie,
Yeah, too much net will kill you,
And the bills will make you see why,
You'd give your life, you'd sell your soul,
But here they come again,
Too much net will kill you,
After the bills,
After the bills.
Sheer Fart Attack:
Well I've just eaten beans
All I wanna do is trump it up...
Know what I mean, there's a lot of windys building up.
The way you eat 'em don't mean nothin'.
Hey hey hey hey,
It was the hard boiled eggs,
Hey hey hey hey,
That made me fell this way...
Do you know Do you know Do you know Do you know just how I feel?
Do you know Do you know Do you know Do you know just how I feel?
Sheeeeeer fart attack!
Sheeeeeer fart attack!
Reeeeeeel trouser blow!
I feel it coming coming coming coming coming
Oh that's good!
Blowin' windys Blowin' windys Blowin' windys Blowin' wind
deleted user 26.08.2006 01:56
you are officially my favorite person. weird al's got nothing on you!
Okay. I love those! You are officially one of my new parody writers? You can add me to msn. My email should be in my profile if you have that messenger.
You have my email and msn address? Okay. Cool. Just send me a message to let me know you are there, and if you like, I'll make sure you are added to my contacts. Thanks so much for being a new friend.
"You have my email and msn address? Okay. Cool. Just send me a message to let me know you are there, and if you like, I'll make sure you are added to my contacts. Thanks so much for being a new friend."
Yep I already added you,cool:)