Freddie Mercury vs Bono?
I think Bono although he is a midget would cream Freddie Mercury.
Bono is chunky, and probably could take a few punches whereas Freddie is skinny, and would crumble.
Bono 1
Freddie 0
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<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: I've got another game for you; it's great fun:
Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!!
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: I've got another game for you; it's great fun:
Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!!
<b><font color = "crimson"> ThomasQuinn wrote: I've got another game for you; it's great fun:
Take a half pint of ammonia, mix that with a quarter pint methylated spirits, dissolve some pipe cleaner in that (watch out, it'll get hot) and pour into a nice big glass. Serve warm with a touch of cyanide and drink in a single go, please!!!
SomebodyWhoLoves wrote: Freddie Mercury vs Bono?
I think Bono although he is a midget would cream Freddie Mercury.
Bono is chunky, and probably could take a few punches whereas Freddie is skinny, and would crumble.
1. Freddie is dead.
2. Freddie is beyond skinny, as he is dead.
3. Do you mean Bono would cream Freddie in a gay sense? God will smite you if you are encouraging gay sex, he will smite you again for your gay, midget fetish sex fantasies, and triple smite you for your gay, midget, necrophiliac fetish sex fantasies.
4. Good call on Bono winning. Bad call on posting your gay sex fantasies on QZ.
Depending on when's the fight scheduled. If it's in 1970, Bono would be 10 and Freddie 24, so Freddie.
If it's in 23rd November 1991, Bono's a healthy Irishman aged 31, and Freddie's in wheelchair. So ... still, Freddie, because Bono's stupid.
"God will smite you if you are encouraging gay sex, he will smite you again for your gay, midget fetish sex fantasies, and triple smite you for your gay, midget, necrophiliac fetish sex fantasies."
I've always wondered what it feels like to be triple smitten. You reckon it's any good?
Better than screwing dead midgets?