File this one under absolutely flippin' absurd: link
Never before have I been so outraged over the human race. I hope this gains national attention so that the rest of the world can, I don't know, firebomb Snohomish or something.
This is why I sometimes doubt if everyone should have the right to vote...people like this explain why people like Wilders in Holland, Le Pen in France and Bush in the US win.
God, I am disgusted with the human race.
Sick, absolutely sick.
Guess that just goes to show that small towns aren't always friendly, and some people have what I would call an obsession with things that make loud noises. Maybe they could all just blast some music or something instead....but they all need to wake up and realize what's more important in life
If a worthwhile tradition were being threatened (my right to flirt with 17 year olds) then sure I'd be protesting.
Firing a cannon? Boo-frickety-hoo... these yokels live in the wrong damn century.
Haha! Good one, Zebonka!
That's it....I've come to a decision. I was going to try and invent a time machine for my own greedy purposes (being a history grad student and all) but now I say if one gets invented, this whole town needs to be transported back to about the 1500's, where they can fire off real cannons if they are so in love with them!!!
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Apparently you can donate to help the poor guy out! They're setting up a PayPal account.
No reaction from me at all. All I'll do is encourage people to help out.
The same kind of thing happens in Glasgow after an old firm match between Celtic and Rangers. It's been a proud tradition that when Rangers get beat, some poor unsuspecting catholic gets seven shades of shit kicked out of him while if Celtic comes of worse, it's traditional for a protestant to have seven inches of steel pushed into his lung.
Yet there are those who seek to put an end to this sort of thing. It beggars belief.
fatty.