| deleted user 04.08.2006 17:21 |
Your neighbor turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ? |
| Carol! the Musical 04.08.2006 17:23 |
I knew this would be a very entertaining thread when I saw you started it, Kelley. ;) |
| deleted user 04.08.2006 17:33 |
OK, give me a second to take all that in! |
| deleted user 04.08.2006 18:18 |
I can't decide if I would... A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies. B) Be so smashed that I would climb on-stage and volunteer to participate in their experiment (all in the name of science, of course). or C) Start looking around for surprisingly charismatic people handing out Kool-Aid. |
| deleted user 04.08.2006 22:06 |
LMAO! KELLEY!!!!! HAHAHA! xD |
| The prophet's song 04.08.2006 23:09 |
Ha ha ha, Burt Reynolds clones! |
| eenaweena 04.08.2006 23:14 |
this is strange. but that would be cool. |
| deleted user 04.08.2006 23:15 |
LMFAO!!! That would be awesome! hahaha |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 04.08.2006 23:17 |
What if Johns ass turned green? |
| deleted user 05.08.2006 00:18 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: What if Johns ass turned green?That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen... |
| deleted user 05.08.2006 04:28 |
In the year of '39? |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 05.08.2006 05:29 |
<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote:Hehehehehe. What if Freddie half shaved his moustash? =]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: What if Johns ass turned green?That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen... |
| deleted user 05.08.2006 11:36 |
<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: Your neighbor turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ?LOL!!! i would try and go with him!! xD |
| deleted user 05.08.2006 14:05 |
<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:OH GOSH!!! I WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT! LMAO!! HAHA! What if Roger died his hair pink? LMFAO!<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote:Hehehehehe. What if Freddie half shaved his moustash? =]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: What if Johns ass turned green?That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen... |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 05.08.2006 14:44 |
<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote:He's already had his hair green before... :D<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote:OH GOSH!!! I WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT! LMAO!! HAHA! What if Roger died his hair pink? LMFAO!<font color="9933FF"><b>MyFairyQueen wrote:Hehehehehe. What if Freddie half shaved his moustash? =]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: What if Johns ass turned green?That would be cool! Sweetest sight ever seen... |
| deleted user 05.08.2006 17:53 |
My hair is blue.... Maybe it should be green and I could re-name myself Roger instead of Freddie? |
| deleted user 05.08.2006 17:54 |
'Your neighbor turns out to be a barking mad scientist who's turned his washer into a time machine and one day you sneak in and go for a spin cycle back in time and end up plopped in the front row to see Queen at Wembley and about the time they're doing "Tear it Up", an improbably built space-ship lands on stage and four aliens who look like unnecessarily perfect clones of Burt Reynolds take Freddie aside and (in voices loud enough to be picked up by the microphone) explain that it is of the utmost importance that they whisk him away to perform numerous anal-probic tests that would be preposterously similar to their having sex with him ?' Nice, He would probably love that.... :P |
| 7 seas of Rhye 05.08.2006 18:46 |
<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: I can't decide if I would... A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.isn't that a Styx song? |
| deleted user 05.08.2006 23:54 |
haha! That is funny! xD |
| deleted user 07.08.2006 15:50 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote:Yep ! An ever-so-terribly-minor re-wording of part of "Come Sail Away".<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: I can't decide if I would... A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.isn't that a Styx song? Hm. I don't see why people care what would have happened if Freddie "wasn't gay". We have SO much more interesting things to ponder - like this and... What if your linen closet turns out to be a portal to another demention where filling out certain parts of a census can get "jedi" known as an official religion and you find yourself in a rather fetid smelling trash compactor with Brain May and just as your about to gawk at him, a figure in black is beamed in by Scotty, and as he's about to cut off Brian's hand you have to make a very big choice ? That choice being, do you sacrafice your own precious limb so that other-demension Brian can continue to strike fear into the heart of other Jedi with lesser hair-care products, as everyone knows that mechanical hands are no good for playing the guitar ? |
| 7 seas of Rhye 07.08.2006 16:35 |
<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote:Your a strange one. Very creative mind I must say.7 seas of Rhye wrote:Yep ! An ever-so-terribly-minor re-wording of part of "Come Sail Away". Hm. I don't see why people care what would have happened if Freddie "wasn't gay". We have SO much more interesting things to ponder - like this and... What if your linen closet turns out to be a portal to another demention where filling out certain parts of a census can get "jedi" known as an official religion and you find yourself in a rather fetid smelling trash compactor with Brain May and just as your about to gawk at him, a figure in black is beamed in by Scotty, and as he's about to cut off Brian's hand you have to make a very big choice ? That choice being, do you sacrafice your own precious limb so that other-demension Brian can continue to strike fear into the heart of other Jedi with lesser hair-care products, as everyone knows that mechanical hands are no good for playing the guitar ?<font color="red">The Audacity of Kelley wrote: I can't decide if I would... A) Be able to let him go and climb aboard their star-ship and head for the skies.isn't that a Styx song? |
| deleted user 30.08.2006 18:32 |
Kelley, what where you smoking when you created this thread?lol! |
| Carol! the Musical 30.08.2006 20:37 |
Mrs.Freddie Mercury wrote: Kelley, what where you smoking when you created this thread?lol!Oh, what does it matter? It's brilliant! xD |
| deleted user 31.08.2006 17:10 |
These accusations ! To my knowledge, I have never done any sort of illegal srug, or used a perscription one purely for pleasure. Actually... If we're being honest and open here... My brain actually produces these secretions that are considered to be a "drug" by some laws and regulations - but I can't discuss this in great depth, as I am prevented by certain legal restrictions inherent with governmental discovery of such a condition. I don't know how my brain works, nor do I have the desire to find out. Invariably, it would distress my delicate nature and render my gifts utterly useless. Or, you could just hit me over the head with a large, pink, book with a man in a funny hat on the cover and we'll call it even. |