Sasha wrote: Last I heard, he and munchsack were planning a wedding and soliciting for gifts on the internet.
Oddly, they both are missing.
Extended honeymoon perhaps?
No, I'm here and I have been for a while. I just don't post quite as often as I once did due to an incident involving my fingers, a breadknife and a Kenwood toaster and it still hurts to type.
As far as I am aware I am still alive & well. I have been a little busy of late putting the finishing touches to my third book which is entitled "The Hoor Maister's Handbook". An informitive little tome which deals with how the average guy in the street can maximise his chances with the opposite sex by drastically reducing his standards. It's already been decribed as the most socially irresponsible book since "Mein Kampf" and it will be in the shops in time for Christmas. I hope you all go out and buy a copy as I really don't want to have to hurt your loved ones.
I am now working on another book which is going to be published next year to coincide with National Sickie Day. It's called "I Wont Be In Today" and will be a collection of funny/outrageous excuses for calling in sick to work. If anyone out there in Queenzone would like to contribute any funny or outrageous excuses, I might consider crediting them but don't excpect to see a single penny in royalties.
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