| FreddiesGhettoTrench 10.07.2006 21:01 |
Yes, I was bored last night... And I came up with a weirdass story premise. Anyway here goes! Add on to the story :) ------------------------------------------------- At some point in the late 1980's, a young woman living in the country gave birth to a child which she named Erik. Now, Erik was hideously deformed, and the woman was ashamed to have him as her son. She decided that she needed to get rid of him, but could not bear to kill him. Sighing, she began to consider her possibilites. Suddenly, as she was pondering them, a performance of the song "Death on Two Legs" suddenly came on the TV. "Why, that's Queen!" she said, "That's it... I will mail him to the lead singer of Queen." She packaged up her baby and posted him to 1 Logan Place. Several days later, at 1 Logan Place, Peter Freestone knocked on Freddie's door. "You've got a fragile package." Freddie, somewhat bored with Queen not touring anymore and feeling a bit down with his troubles, shrugged and took the package and laid it on his bed, intending to open it later. He began to practice his scales, and he heard a strange noise coming from the package... At first, he thought it was... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 10.07.2006 21:05 |
ooooooooohhhhh! I like it! Keep writing! |
| deleted user 10.07.2006 21:06 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: ooooooooohhhhh! I like it! Keep writing!She wants other people to write too. XD |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 21:07 |
a dying cat in there...so for a moment, he was reluctant to open the package, but he decided to open it anyways...so, as he unpackaged it, he shrieked "bloody hell, what the **** is that." He called Roger up to him and asked him. Roger was speechless but muttered... |
| deleted user 10.07.2006 21:10 |
"holy shit, that's a friggin baby, in there! take it out" Freddie"eeewww, mate I dont wanna touch it, Brian get your guitar playing butt here" As Brian walks up to the package, John whispers... |
| queenfanatic77 10.07.2006 21:14 |
"what a bunch of idiots" As Brian walks up to the baby, he is stunned by what he sees...but feeling bad, he takes the baby and an idea suddenly strikes him... |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 10.07.2006 21:18 |
they could train him to duplicate Freddie's voice and act as a decoy when papparazzi shows up |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 21:23 |
he gets excited and tells this to the band. Freddie first response is "WTF"? Roger replies "bloody hell Bri, You can't teach that kid to sing" Brian, still sure, tell Roger... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 10.07.2006 21:25 |
"Hey, I'm the smart one here. If I say I can teach this baby to sing, I can teach this baby to sing!" John rolls his eyes. |
| deleted user 10.07.2006 21:25 |
and responds "you guys are bloody idiots" |
| deleted user 10.07.2006 21:28 |
Bri, Rog, and Freddie answer in unison " SHUT UP" |
| deleted user 10.07.2006 21:29 |
(nevermind. lol) |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 10.07.2006 21:30 |
about this time, little Erik wandered over to Freddie's keyboard and starts playing surprisingly good melodies. Freddie raised an eyebrow. "Hey, maybe you have a point," he said. |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 21:33 |
finally with the restraining of John, they agreed. The next day, the training began...Brian asked Roger to hold the baby for a sec Roger - "eeewww, i dont want to touch THAT, it will ruin my Armani suit" Brian responds sharply "shut up and take the damn baby Rog", lips pursed, Roger mimics Brian and follows his order. Freddie... |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 21:40 |
takes the baby from Roger and starts singing to him...amazingly, Erik mimics his melody perfectly...Freddie is stunned and... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 10.07.2006 21:40 |
goes shopping for the baby and buys all the flamboyant clothing a deformed Freddie Mercury impersonating baby could ever ask for. |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 21:41 |
he stumbles upon a unisuit that looks exactly like his, it is sparkly and silver... |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 22:06 |
he decides to purchase it, along with a set of makeup to polish up the ugly baby (come on people add more)... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 10.07.2006 22:08 |
He takes his supplies home and immediatly starts working on the baby makeover. |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 22:12 |
at first he puts eyeliner on him...as Brian walks into the room, he suddenly drops his belongings and says "Fred, what the hell are you doing?" Freddie explains that if people are going to believe that this kid is a superstar, he has to look like one. with that being said he puts the blush, lipstick and nailpolish on. Freddie shows the finished product to Roger who freaks out completely... |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 22:25 |
and says "OMG freddie, what the ****, did you do to that ugly child" Freddie answers stubbornly " i have purified him you idiot" R "hahaha, yeah right, you call dressing him in a unisuit ""PURIFYING""? F - "Shut up, it just so happens, this suit is Gucci" R - "_______" "*jaw drop" -----------"gimme that unisuit you dumb kid" As the argument almost heats up John walks into the dressing room and.... |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 22:27 |
come on people...please add! |
| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 10.07.2006 22:38 |
shrieks his ass off. "Bloody hell, Freddie, what in the name of Christ did you do to that thing?" Freddie explains. "Just because you look like crap doesn't mean that the poor kid does, too." Roger says. Brian... |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 22:40 |
Can you tell these dumbasses to shut TF UP!!!! Brian :"Okay guys, lets notbe late to the bloody concert" With a gig scheduled at a park, Freddie grabs the hideous child as the others follow him into the limo. As they arrived, they noticed a lot of annoying paparazzi, so what they did was... |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 22:50 |
am i the only one composing here? |
| 7 seas of Rhye 10.07.2006 22:57 |
they rolled down the window and held the baby up while they ducked down so all the photographers could see was the baby. The next day on the cover of a magazine, there was a picture of the baby on the cover and it said ..... |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 23:06 |
Freddie Mercury had appeared in a limo, but with a badly disfigured face...what has this rock star come to?... |
| Gone. 10.07.2006 23:25 |
As Roger reads the article, he bitterly says "this is your fault Fred, now we've got a bad image because of you baby" F- "Heyyyy, don't pin this kid on me, it was Brian's bloody idea!!!!!!, besides, the baby isnt that ugly *twitch*, *twitch*" John calmly comes up to Freddie and says "whoah guys, dont turn this into a freaking Jerry Springer moment!" As this is going on...the baby... |
| FreMe 11.07.2006 05:17 |
"you know, I actually find this kid somewhat cute.." Said a voice behind them.. They all turned around to see whom on earth could have THAT bad taste. "MARRY???" Cried Roger.. "Yes I do.. He´s so ugly that he´s cute.. Why do you think I fell for Freddie back then?" "Someone has still not gotten over me turning gay, huh?" Said Freddie irritated. John Roger and Brian on the other hand were laughing their arses out. "OH MY GOD, she´s right!´That baby actually DOES look like you!" Said Roger, gasping for qair, trying to get on his feet. "That explains why YOU got the baby.. You´re actually the father.. The woman must have seen you, and recognised you as the guy she fucked till she got pregnaint.." Said BRian with the tears streaming down from his eyes. "I´m gay, remember?????" Yelled Fredide. "So what, since you have not told the public, she probably does´nt know.. and besides. you fuck anythign when you´re drunk..!" Teased Roger. "Oh yes you´re right about that.. I even fucked YOU some years ago, remember? Boy, I was plastered.." |
| 7 seas of Rhye 11.07.2006 09:18 |
"Shut up, Freddie! I told you never to talk about that ever again!" Brian started laughing at Roger. |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 09:24 |
and then suddenly they all hear a noise coming from outside. Startled they walk over to the window and are shocked at what they see... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 11.07.2006 09:33 |
"There are hundreds of people out there! What do you think they want?" Then they saw that the crowd had huge signs saying |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 09:35 |
We want Freddie to get plastic surgery!!! |
| tenementfunster 32964 11.07.2006 10:01 |
And they were cheering something too. At first it was very faint, but as the crwod drew closer and became louder...they were cheering "Get a face lift" "get a face lift" stunned at the crowd's revolt...Freddie... |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 10:13 |
throws the child to Roger and sits down in an armchair, too shocked to worry about anything. Roger, holding the baby, mutters... |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 10:50 |
"shit, all that crap again?" |
| 7 seas of Rhye 11.07.2006 10:55 |
Then all of a sudden the baby jumps out of Roger's arms and says, "Actually, I am not a baby. I am a spy sent from one of your fans to take pictures of you and learn all your secrets. And I'm not really ugly." He slowly removes the mask from his face revealing that he is none other than.... |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 11:22 |
Yoko!!!!!!!! Freddie " what the hell are you doing?" |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 13:40 |
as he says this, Yoko...makes a daring escape, she leaps out the window and... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 11.07.2006 13:45 |
into a hot air balloon. |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 13:47 |
she cried "oh no, nooooo" Freddie starts to laugh and then Roger says... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 11.07.2006 13:55 |
"Wow, that was random." Freddie sat back down in his chair and started sulking because he wasted all that time giving the baby a makeover and now it was gone. Then Freddie's face lit up. "I know, I'll have a baby of my own and I can dress him up." Brian said, "Who will the mother be, Roger?" Brian and John started laughing hysterically. "SHUT UP!" screamed Roger and he got in his car and drove away angrily. Freddie got up and headed towards the door."Now where are you going?" "I'm going to search for a suitable mother for my baby!" |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 14:04 |
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| Gone. 11.07.2006 14:05 |
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| Martina... 11.07.2006 14:05 |
..."Hey, it looks like she's stolen Delilah!!!!" Freddie,about to spread his wings and take the cat back, gets stopped by John:"Gosh it's not Delilah, she's taken Bri's wig!" Everybody looks at Brian who says... |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 14:08 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: "Wow, that was random." Freddie sat back down in his chair and started sulking because he wasted all that time giving the baby a makeover and now it was gone. Then Freddie's face lit up. "I know, I'll have a baby of my own and I can dress him up." Brian said, "Who will the mother be, Roger?" Brian and John started laughing hysterically. "SHUT UP!" screamed Roger and he got in his car and drove away angrily. Freddie got up and headed towards the door."Now where are you going?" "I'm going to search for a suitable mother for my baby!"As Freddie slammed the door Brian whispered to John " I though Roger looked cute in the I want to break free video" They burst into laughter. Meanwhile, Freddie... |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 14:09 |
whoah...something is wrong with the formatting...do you want to continue this one, or make up another one? |
| 7 seas of Rhye 11.07.2006 14:11 |
DeadOnTime<3 wrote:was going door-to-asking every woman in town if she would be the mother of his child and getting slapped by every woman in town.7 seas of Rhye wrote: "Wow, that was random." Freddie sat back down in his chair and started sulking because he wasted all that time giving the baby a makeover and now it was gone. Then Freddie's face lit up. "I know, I'll have a baby of my own and I can dress him up." Brian said, "Who will the mother be, Roger?" Brian and John started laughing hysterically. "SHUT UP!" screamed Roger and he got in his car and drove away angrily. Freddie got up and headed towards the door."Now where are you going?" "I'm going to search for a suitable mother for my baby!"As Freddie slammed the door Brian whispered to John " I though Roger looked cute in the I want to break free video" They burst into laughter. Meanwhile, Freddie... |
| Martina... 11.07.2006 14:16 |
DeadOnTime<3 wrote: whoah...something is wrong with the formatting...do you want to continue this one, or make up another one?Dunno...Will that stop the formating troubles? |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 14:53 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote:Then he finally got an idea!!! He would go to a prostitute and pay her thousands of dollars!! with this idea, Freddie...DeadOnTime<3 wrote:was going door-to-asking every woman in town if she would be the mother of his child and getting slapped by every woman in town.7 seas of Rhye wrote: "Wow, that was random." Freddie sat back down in his chair and started sulking because he wasted all that time giving the baby a makeover and now it was gone. Then Freddie's face lit up. "I know, I'll have a baby of my own and I can dress him up." Brian said, "Who will the mother be, Roger?" Brian and John started laughing hysterically. "SHUT UP!" screamed Roger and he got in his car and drove away angrily. Freddie got up and headed towards the door."Now where are you going?" "I'm going to search for a suitable mother for my baby!"As Freddie slammed the door Brian whispered to John " I though Roger looked cute in the I want to break free video" They burst into laughter. Meanwhile, Freddie... |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 11.07.2006 15:41 |
set off for the seediest part of London, holding a large sign that said "help wanted. be the mother of Freddie Mercury's baby! good hours. good pay." |
| KillerQueenMay-niac 11.07.2006 15:47 |
with no warning, Freddie was mobbed by thousands of women, all interested in his offer. Freddie, shocked tried to get away. but... |
| KillerQueenMay-niac 11.07.2006 16:12 |
there was something that drew the crowd away, even Freddie was stupified, for it was... |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 17:01 |
a beautiful young lady. She had volunteered to do the job... |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 11.07.2006 21:03 |
in exchange for a pot-bellied pig and a pack of bottlecap candy |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 21:14 |
Freddie quickly agreed, took her by the arm, and raced back to his ride. At his house... |
| PlanetMercury15 11.07.2006 22:52 |
Brian, John and Roger were having a party |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 22:57 |
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| 7 seas of Rhye 11.07.2006 23:00 |
When Freddie came back to the house it was filles with Brian, Roger's and John's guests. Freddie screamed over the loud music,"Get out! Get out! We need privacy! Bri, why are all these people here?" Roger waltz in, drunk as can be with a lamp shade on his head, "We are having a *burp* party!" |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 23:01 |
well, the party i over you drunk idiot. yeah thats right, move it, move it people!!!! come on! *people groaning* the party is OVER!!!! *groans* As Freddie is leading the girl, Roger faints to the floor, Freddie mutter - pathetic... |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 23:01 |
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| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 11.07.2006 23:32 |
Freddie leaves the girl alone, hell, there are thousands of other chicks wanting to do him. As freddie gets rid of the party guests..... |
| Gone. 11.07.2006 23:42 |
John comes out in a clown suit yelling *pinata time*!!!! Brian faces him and starts laughing hysterically, Freddie tells John.. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 11.07.2006 23:42 |
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| deleted user 12.07.2006 09:23 |
"Johnny dear, if you won't get out of my way, I'll cut all your ties in half." |
| Gone. 12.07.2006 09:49 |
with that being said, Freddie goes to a quiet room...and |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.07.2006 09:58 |
takes off his shirt and yells, "Come and get me, ladies!" lol |
| Gone. 12.07.2006 10:18 |
and without warning...a parade of women jump on Freddie... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.07.2006 10:36 |
Freddie is immediatly tackled to the ground and screams, "HELP ME! BRIAN! ROGER! JOHN! MOMMMEEEE!!!!!" But the rest of the band and Freddie's mommy can't hear him over the shouting of the women who tackled Freddie, "I saw him first!" "No, I did!" "Get your own, he's mine!" The women forget all about Freddie and start in a huge fight. Meanwhile Freddie sneaks away unharmed |
| Ella! Formerly known as the Metal Maiden 12.07.2006 11:24 |
He makes a decision. I can't just ask a whole swarm of women to fuck me. I have to find the right one by myself. One that's perfect for me. But, if i get away, the parade will follow me. So freddie decides to... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.07.2006 11:54 |
scream,"I have diarrhea!" and runs out of the room. No one followed him. |
| Gone. 12.07.2006 16:34 |
he goes to the bathroom to devise a plan....as he walks in, he is stunned to find John sitting on the toilet seat and crying his ass out... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.07.2006 18:03 |
Freddie asked him what was wrong and John went into some long boring story about how he asked one girl to dance and then realized it was a man and on and on and on. Freddie was getting annoyed by John's pathetic story so he screamed, "I HAVE DIARRHEA!" John ran out of the bathroom. 'Finally', thought Freddie and he started to think of a plan. |
| Gone. 12.07.2006 18:06 |
He decided to jump out the window!!! This was very daring!!!! He though to himself...he would seek Mary's advice!! |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.07.2006 22:41 |
So Freddie jumped out the bathroom window and landed with a thud on the ground. He got up and looked around he saw a pay phone and called Mary. "So what should I do? Will you help me?" Mary said she was too heartbroken about Freddie being gay to ever be romantic with him again but she could hook him up with some of her friends. So Freddie took a bus to Mary's house. There were some strange people on the bus and one of them was...... |
| Gone. 12.07.2006 22:45 |
a gay guy, who looked like a huge trucker. He winked at Freddie, and blew him a kiss...Freddie shrugged a little and sat down next to him...The gay guy... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.07.2006 22:50 |
put his arm around Freddie and started whispering dirty things in his ear. Freddie felt uncomfortable because he didn't find this guy attractive and he smelled like fish. So Freddie used his favorite excuse and told the fish-smelling man that he had diarrhea. |
| Gone. 12.07.2006 22:51 |
This had no effect on him, however. so Freddie whispered something so dirty in his ear, that he was scared away. he told him... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 12.07.2006 22:59 |
that he sleeps with horses. |
| Gone. 12.07.2006 23:07 |
The man quickly yelled and went away yelling *horse fucker* all over the bus...finally as Freddie arrived at Mary's, he was shocked to find Roger and some prostitutes, hanging around the darkest alley in london, Roger was... |
| deleted user 13.07.2006 07:49 |
telling the prostitutes his name was Freddie Mercury. Roger then saw Freddie and looked embarrassed. "Uh, did I say Freddie? I meant Roger!" But Freddie was angry that Roger had impersonated him. He walked up to Roger and... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 13.07.2006 10:05 |
pointed at him and said, "HE HAS DIARRHEA!" All the prostitutes ran away. Than Freddie realized that maybe one of them could help him so he ran after them. |
| Gone. 13.07.2006 12:23 |
He stopped one lovely girl, she had beautiful green eyes and red hair. He told her, secretly, what his problem was...she agreed, finally, so after... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 13.07.2006 13:49 |
they discussed how much money she would get, they went to a hotel room and found.... |
| Gone. 13.07.2006 13:51 |
a huge kingsized bed for the both of them. Freddie agreed to pay her a thousand pounds...Then... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 13.07.2006 14:01 |
There was a knock at the door. Freddie got annoyed and screamed, "Go Away! I'm about to do it with a prostitute!!!" There was another knock and he heard his mother's voice, "Freddie is that you?" |
| Gone. 13.07.2006 14:09 |
He was shocked, so he opened the door, and let his mum in.. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 13.07.2006 14:10 |
"Freddie I am very dissapointed in you!" said Freddie's mommy. He made the prostitute leave and Freddie had to have time-out in the corner. |
| Martina... 13.07.2006 14:11 |
"No, it's Roger",Freddie yells back,"anyway,what are u doin here, mrs.Bulsara?" |
| Gone. 13.07.2006 14:21 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: "Freddie I am very dissapointed in you!" said Freddie's mommy. He made the prostitute leave and Freddie had to have time-out in the corner.F - But mommy.... i didnt... Mrs.bulsara - Hush now, youve done enough! |
| 7 seas of Rhye 13.07.2006 14:38 |
"Alink how long do I have to sit here? I'm bored!", whined Freddie. "Farrokh Bulsara! One more word out of you and you'll get a spanking!" Freddie started crying and he heard another knock on the door. |
| Gone. 13.07.2006 14:44 |
Suprisingly, it was Brian!!!!!!!!!!!! Freddie said... |
| Queen_Rox 13.07.2006 14:58 |
Nevermind. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 13.07.2006 15:00 |
"Help me Brian! I'm in time out and I'm really, really bored!" Mrs.B said,"Oh hello dear, Come on in Brian." Brian came in and laughed at Freddie, "I can't believe your in time out, your a grown man!" "SHUT UP!"screamed Freddie. "Man, your such a loser! This is the f***in hilarious!" said Brian. Just than Brian's mother walked in, "Brian! I didn't raise you to talk like that! Go sit in the corner!" |
| Queen_Rox 13.07.2006 15:08 |
"Please, Mrs. Bulsara," Brian pleaded firmly. "We're not little boys anymore, we're grown men." |
| Gone. 13.07.2006 15:11 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: "Help me Brian! I'm in time out and I'm really, really bored!" Mrs.B said,"Oh hello dear, Come on in Brian." Brian came in and laughed at Freddie, "I can't believe your in time out, your a grown man!" "SHUT UP!"screamed Freddie. "Man, your such a loser! This is the f***in hilarious!" said Brian. Just than Brian's mother walked in, "Brian! I didn't raise you to talk like that! Go sit in the corner!"But...but...but....no buts young man!!!! Brian Harold May....how dare you talk back to me!?!?! |
| 7 seas of Rhye 13.07.2006 16:48 |
Brian walked over to the corner and Freddie snickered, "hee hee, a grown man in time out!" The two mothers had coffee and watched Oprah. They got into a conversation about what the two rockstars were like as children. Mrs. May said "Brian wore these adorable footsie pj's until he was 12!" Brians put his head down in shame. Mrs. B laughed and told her about how Freddie always got diarrhea as a child. Then Freddie's face went bright red. The boys were completly humiliated and thought the torture would never end when Roger walked into the room with a bunch of women."Whoops, I thought this room was empty... |
| Gone. 13.07.2006 16:55 |
He walked in and then another surprise came along! Roger's mother came in yelling - Roger Meddows Taylor, how DARE you be in a room with so many women! I thought you were better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so his mum... |
| Martina... 13.07.2006 17:55 |
DeadOnTime<3 wrote: He walked in and then another surprise came along! Roger's mother came in yelling - Roger Meddows Taylor, how DARE you be in a room with so many women! I thought you were better than that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so his mum......sent all the women, mrs. May and mrs.Bulsara included, home and... |
| Gone. 13.07.2006 17:58 |
spanked him silly...meanwhile this was going on, Freddie and his girl, crept out of the window, by using a bedsheet as a rope...they ran as fast as they can...but where to???... |
| Martina... 13.07.2006 18:02 |
...gave an hour-long speech about why can't the three of them be good boys like John.Freddie started explaining the situation that had brought him there, just when... |
| Martina... 13.07.2006 18:05 |
DeadOnTime<3 wrote: spanked him silly...meanwhile this was going on, Freddie and his girl, crept out of the window, by using a bedsheet as a rope...they ran as fast as they can...but where to???...(gosh, i'm never on time=) ...they knew roger's house would be empty,so they got inside and... |
| Martina... 13.07.2006 18:15 |
love me like there's no tomorrow wrote:...opened a bottle of champagne. However, as soon as the girl tasted it, she fainted. Freddie didn't know what to do, so he...DeadOnTime<3 wrote: spanked him silly...meanwhile this was going on, Freddie and his girl, crept out of the window, by using a bedsheet as a rope...they ran as fast as they can...but where to???...(gosh, i'm never on time=) ...they knew roger's house would be empty,so they got inside and... |
| Martina... 13.07.2006 18:23 |
...called John who explained that Rog kept that champagne for eventual rat visitors (in Roger's house rats and mice were used to drink and eat just the best his kitchen offered).Since Rog was a very sensitive person the champagne wasn't poisoned, the girl would merely sleep for a day or two... |
| Gone. 13.07.2006 20:58 |
so, at this time, Fred was completely out of his fucking mind...he didnt know what to do. So, he decided to go to the one person, who he never considered, to seek advice (this is way TOO twisted lol) |
| Martina... 14.07.2006 05:31 |
<font color="FF0033"><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote: so, at this time, Fred was completely out of his fucking mind...he didnt know what to do. So, he decided to go to the one person, who he never considered, to seek advice (this is way TOO twisted lol)...he went to meet his friend Elton John... |
| Gone. 14.07.2006 09:57 |
love me like there's no tomorrow wrote:AS HE ARRIVED AT THE PALACE OF ELTON JOHN, HE ASKED HIS DEAR FRIEND FOR HELP. MR.ELTON JOHN TOLD HIM THAT HE HAS A BUNCH OF BABIES THAT HE HAD WITH OTHER WOMEN, IN THE BABYROOM. HE TOLD HIM HE CAN CHOOSE ONE FROM TEN. SO, HE LED FRED TO THE BABYROOM...FREDDIE WAS STUNNED, HE YELLED HOLY SHIT! AND....<font color="FF0033"><b>DeadOnTime<3 wrote: so, at this time, Fred was completely out of his fucking mind...he didnt know what to do. So, he decided to go to the one person, who he never considered, to seek advice (this is way TOO twisted lol)...he went to meet his friend Elton John... |
| eenaweena 14.07.2006 11:06 |
and he saw another baby that looks exactly like the one he adopted earlier, and a baby that looks like his friend, liza minelli. he was going slightly mad, so he needed intervention from... |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 14.07.2006 13:19 |
Syd Barrett |
| Gone. 14.07.2006 13:28 |
Suddenly, his head starts spinning and he sees phsychadelic colors swirling around. He even sees Roger and Brian in his head, laughing at him. He goes "slightly mad" and starts saying "Dont stop me now" and "i want to break free" "Its late". He loses balance and faints. A long time passes and Freddie finds himself... |
| eenaweena 14.07.2006 20:49 |
he then asks syd barrett to leave coz he really wants dr. phil to help him out. somebody suddenly knocks on elton's mansion door and it turns out it was roger and brian. roger says... |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 14.07.2006 21:50 |
"Grr," to Syd, as Syd's name is Roger also. "This world is not big enough for two Rogers... we will have to duke it out with large pineapples"... Roger then proceeded to... |
| eenaweena 14.07.2006 22:13 |
grab pineapples and fight with syd. confused, elton called for reinforcements to stop the fight, because freddie and himself can't stop the two from fighting. he calls for john and brian, then... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 15.07.2006 20:44 |
They all got in a huge fight with pineapples being thrown all over the place. The four Queens manage to sneak out of the room and into the backyard where they find..... |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 20:45 |
Mary, calling towards them, with a huge garbage bag, big enough to fit all of them... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 15.07.2006 21:17 |
Roger runs up and hops in. "Ladies first," giggles Brian. John burst out laughing. "I HEARD THAT!" said Roger from inside the bag. Freddie went in next followed by Brian. R- John, aren't you coming? But John was gone.... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 15.07.2006 21:17 |
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| Gone. 15.07.2006 21:19 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: Roger runs up and hops in. "Ladies first," giggles Brian. John burst out laughing. "I HEARD THAT!" said Roger from inside the bag. Freddie went in next followed by Brian. R- John, aren't you coming? But John was gone....he, was kidnapped BY.... |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 22:27 |
...an invisible man. then, they started looking all over england, starting with... |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 22:36 |
the dirtiest alley in London... |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 22:39 |
they saw John there, all tied up. they were all wondering who kidnapped him. john told them that it was someone they knew very well. it was... |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 22:42 |
innadizon wrote: they saw John there, all tied up. they were all wondering who kidnapped him. john told them that it was someone they knew very well. it was...Debbie Leng! OMG! |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 22:45 |
debbie shows up, and john screams, " That's her!" everyone gets mad at debbie, but roger didn't. in fact, it was love at first sight. so roger decides to... |
| deleted user 15.07.2006 22:56 |
Marry her on the spot. As they are exchanging wedding vows... |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 22:58 |
she drops her ring. As she scowers for it, her tank top flies off to reveal...*GASP* A MAN!!!!! she takes off her wig and *SILENCE* it is none other than!...... |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 22:58 |
Elton John. Mary farts in the middle of it. John, Freddie, and Brian can't help but laugh, so roger gets annoyed, and... |
| deleted user 15.07.2006 23:01 |
tries to marry Elton indtead. But before they could get married... |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 23:03 |
Freddie forgets that he left the baby at Elton's. so... |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 23:05 |
he takes the metro to his mansion. But as soon as he walks into the baby room, he sees (whoah this is twisted)............... |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 23:08 |
that the baby has been starting to walk. the baby makes a new friend, named christine. freddie is overjoyed that the baby made friends so... |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 23:14 |
he decides to take both of the babies!!!! He grabs them, but sees the huge Russian housekeeper - olga, heading his way...he... |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 23:19 |
he drops the babies gently on the floor, then starts wrestling Olga violently. the winner of this match was... |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 23:22 |
Olga (suprisingly) he beat her down, and knotted her up into a pretzel. He took the babies and made a run for it...as he arrived at the same alley, he saw... |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 23:24 |
that everyone was doing yoga with sting. he then screams, "Can somebody help me with these bloody babies!? they're leaving droppings all over!" then John, Brian and Roger... |
| deleted user 15.07.2006 23:36 |
[lol this story's crazy!] |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 23:37 |
<font color=black><b>sheer.heart.attack. wrote: [lol this story's crazy!]yeah! we're totally veering away from the phantom bit. we should've called this folder the crazy adventures of queen.. :) hehe:) |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 23:40 |
gasp in horror as they see Michael Jackson behind them, holding a knife...M.J ... |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 23:46 |
was there to get the babies from freddie and hang them upside down in his balcony. freddie couldn't give them up, so, all four of them wrestle MJ. Then someone... |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 23:49 |
yells out "ahhhhh, I broke a nail"!!! they see Roger, yelling in pain. Freddie says - Oh for the love of god Roger, shut TF up! Then...John... |
| eenaweena 15.07.2006 23:54 |
helps Roger out with his broken nail. seconds later, brian signals them to run away from the psychotic MJ. All four of them keep running, with Freddie carrying erik and Brian carrying christine. They end up in... |
| Gone. 15.07.2006 23:59 |
The back trunk of Ozzy Osbourne's brand new truck...while in the truck...they check to see whether MJ was following them...he wasnt...so Freddie started up a conversation with OZzy |
| eenaweena 16.07.2006 00:02 |
"Ozzy, dear, i love your song iron man, with Black Sabbath. Could you sing it to my babies please?" says Freddie. John, Roger, and Brian second his motion. "Sure dude! *does pecae sign*" then he sings it alone. The babies start crying, then... |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 00:03 |
Ozzy gets distracted from the singing and... |
| eenaweena 16.07.2006 00:12 |
ozzy's truck crashes into a bakery. the babies kept crying, so Roger goes ahead and fetches the babies some very soft bread. they stop crying, and everyone is relieved, except ozzy. "dude, my truck's broken. *does a peace sign* i have to get it fixed!", says ozzy. Queen is left behind, and they go to... |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 00:16 |
to the nearest homeless shelter... As they arrive, they settle down, with the two baby's and wait...for what they do not even know. all of a sudden, an old hagger woman comes up to Roger and starts "checking him out" Roger's response is..."ewww, she is like...urghhhh" Brian responds...well lookie here, little Roger still has it with the "chicks' with that being said, Roger |
| eenaweena 16.07.2006 00:37 |
sprays Brian with hair spray and they start pounding each other, evntually leading to a brawl. John asks them to stop, and they don't listen to him. they go outside, and Freddie, having pity on the gloomy shelter, decides to have the whole place enlarged, and fixed with all sorts of glittery things. in return, the home shelter manager... |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 00:46 |
agrees to host a party for Freddie |
| eenaweena 16.07.2006 00:48 |
the party was a blast, and everyone had fun. then when the drinking started, everything got out of hand. then... |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 00:50 |
Roger offered to do the samba with Freddie to raise money for the homeless... |
| eenaweena 16.07.2006 01:13 |
[the samba? haha!] since freddie was drunk as well, freddie agrees to dance with roger, much to the amusement of john and brian. they both start rofl-ing. the next day, freddie... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 16.07.2006 10:22 |
couldn't remember anything he did the night before but Brian had video taped him dancing with Roger. Roger tried to burn the tape but accidently set fire to the homeless shelter! |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 11:31 |
Ppl were yelling and screaming and jumping around! But most of all, they were angry at Queen! So they grabbed their torches and pitchforks, and started a mob on Queen. Queen, terrified, ran as fast as they could ! On their way... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 16.07.2006 12:56 |
they passed a costume store and ran in. They all put on costumes as disguises. Brian was dressed as a clown. Roger was a ballerina. John was superman. Freddie was..... |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 12:58 |
dressed as Elvis...They stood at the entrance, whistling, as the mob passed by them without noticing....then they made a run for it... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 16.07.2006 13:04 |
as they ran down the street they remembered that it was halloween and figured that since they already had costumes, they might as well go trick or treating. At the first house a women answered the door and said, "Awe...what adorable costumes. One for you, one for you, one for you, and one for the lady." Roger freaked out and screamed, "I AM NOT A LADY! I'M A MAN! A M-A-N! MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" He ripped off his ballerina costume and ran down the street completely naked. |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 14:25 |
(id like to see that) lol. As he ran..he muttered crazily, I am not a lady! Just because i looked like one in the I want to break Free Video...while saying this.... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 16.07.2006 14:30 |
He slipped on a banana peel and fell down. That gave the rest of the band enough time to catch up with him. When they found him, he was laying on the ground, passed out, in all his naked glory. |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 14:39 |
while asleep Rog was mumbling "Oh Debbie, kiss me, you hot blonde, oh yess! *muah* he was making out in his dream" They looked at him, but with no time to lose, Brian grabbed him, swinged him around his shoulders and they ran for their lives...as they ran, something happened *GASP* |
| 7 seas of Rhye 16.07.2006 14:44 |
Godzilla randomly appeared and started walking towards them. They ran as fast as they could but Godzilla caught Freddie! "AHHH! DON'T EAT ME! I'M TOO GOOD LOOKING AND TALENTED!!!!!" Just when it looked like Freddie would be swallowed whole by the horrible monster, Deaky (who was in a superman costume)flew into the air and.... |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 14:48 |
Beat up the gigantic gorilla, with his muscular power. he then saved Freddie and brought him down to the ground. They started running, again. Then, on the road, they saw Shrek in the middle of the road. So what Freddie did, was he sang "Ogre Battle" in Shreks face. Shrek, meanwhile, fell asleep, listening to the beautiful voice of Freddie. They finally got to Freddie's house...But whats this...OMG Freddie left his key's at the shelter...what will they do? |
| 7 seas of Rhye 16.07.2006 15:03 |
Deaky broke down the door with his amazing superman strength and they all ran inside. "What a day!" said Brian as threw Roger off his back and onto the sofa. Roger woke up and realized he was still naked. "Oh, this is soooo embarassing!" He grabbed a pillow from the sofa and used it to cover up his nakedness. They turned on the news. There was a special announcement. |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 15:04 |
This just in....A mob of crazy homeless people were chasing legendary band Queen, accross the streets of London. Apparently, the famous band, burned their shelter down. Hearing these news... |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 16.07.2006 19:00 |
Freddie decided to move to America and run for President, however the problem was that... |
| Gone. 16.07.2006 19:05 |
he couldnt leave Queen behind...so what he did was |
| eenaweena 17.07.2006 05:03 |
sing bicycle race (cool it man, i don't wanna be the president of america...), and changed his mind. he stayed in london with Queen, but he hid in a place no one thought he'd be in. he was in willy wonka's factory replacing an oompah loompah, along with bri, rog, and john. willy tells them... |
| FreddiesGhettoTrench 17.07.2006 20:21 |
to come back behind the chocolate machine and take off their clothes. John proceeds to... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 17.07.2006 20:24 |
the back of the chocolate machine and takes off his clothes followed by Brian and Roger. Freddie walks into the room and sees Willy standing infront of the three naked men, "Whoah, sorry I didn't know you guys were *busy*" Then he notices Brian and says, "WOW! I never knew.... |
| Gone. 17.07.2006 20:25 |
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| Gone. 17.07.2006 20:26 |
lol |
| Gone. 17.07.2006 20:26 |
lol |
| eenaweena 18.07.2006 05:30 |
7 seas of Rhye wrote: the back of the chocolate machine and takes off his clothes followed by Brian and Roger. Freddie walks into the room and sees Willy standing infront of the three naked men, "Whoah, sorry I didn't know you guys were *busy*" Then he notices Brian and says, "WOW! I never knew....that oompah loompahs were nudists! Brian explains what happens to willy, then the amazing chocolatier gets the picture. he gives them free chocolate, much to the delight of queen. willy lends them clothes, then they go back to... |
| deleted user 22.07.2006 17:31 |
The remains of the homeless shelter wanting to try to rebuild it. They have scissors paper and glue but nothing was working. Roger sat down in hopelessness and said... |
| Gone. 22.07.2006 17:35 |
"Well, we are f-ed" How the hell are we supposed to fix this damn shelter? But Brian, being the genious that he was, came up with a plan... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 22.07.2006 19:38 |
since there all millionaires, they can just hire someone to rebuild the shelter! But Roger.... |
| Gone. 22.07.2006 19:41 |
disagreed strongly...Giving up, he took his clothes off and ran into the streets yelling "I am a hippie" But Brian proceeded... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 22.07.2006 19:51 |
to hiring workers to do rebuild the shelter. Meanwhile Freddie and John were having a contest to see who could |
| Gone. 22.07.2006 19:52 |
get the most whores on the street without even saying a word...the winner was |
| eenaweena 22.07.2006 22:30 |
surprisingly, john. freddie was so angry he... |
| Gone. 22.07.2006 22:44 |
kicked John where it hurts...(ouch) |
| eenaweena 22.07.2006 22:52 |
john yells "AY CARAMBA! fred, just because these ladies find me sexier doesn't mean you gotta kick my banana!dammit fred!" and they start fighting. Brian... |
| 7 seas of Rhye 24.08.2006 00:00 |
pulled both of them up by their ears and said, "I'm dissapointed by the two of you. You should know bet-" Just then Roger came running back and this time he was being chased by a pack of.... |
| eenaweena 24.08.2006 09:33 |
... crazy jesters and clay figures. "HEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!", roger said. |
| 7 seas of Rhye 24.08.2006 12:12 |
Then a huge bus sped by and ran over the jesters and clay figures. The street was covered in clay and Deaky started to make clay angels. "Phew, that was close" said Roger. "What did you do to them to make them chase you?", asked Brian. Roger said,"Well... |