flash! 28068 07.05.2006 12:25 |
...I haven't. However, i've had the worst luck when it comes to injuries. This Friday where i was hit right in the head/eyebrow in full force by a large baseball bat! (by accident) I was in puddles of blood. I had to say my alphabet to make sure i wasn't 'gone in the head'. I also have stitches,red and black eyes and look like i've been a sufferer of domestic violence! lol Whats the worst injury you have ever experienced?? |
Poo, again 07.05.2006 12:36 |
I once fell down the Empire State Builiding. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 07.05.2006 12:47 |
I don't usually fall over, however, I did fall down the stairs at my friends house when I was actually sat on the stairs, in my defence it was very dark and I was slightly drunk. I have a friend who falls over all the time, he fell over twice on friday, he's very accident prone. |
mayniac316 07.05.2006 12:55 |
When I was little I would fall head-over-ass down the stairs all the time. I've never managed to break anything or get stitches, though. My worst injuries are emotional. |
flash! 28068 07.05.2006 12:55 |
Glad i'm not the only one! My sister also had a problem. She had trouble with her nose for years and eventually had some sort of work done on it. I don't know what they did but i think it involved a lovely, great, big drill! Weeks after, she awoke at 4 am to the sound of dripping blood from her nose. Still in hospital now. She called me yesterday and sounded like she had a really, really, really, really bad cold. Bless her. |
Nathan 07.05.2006 12:55 |
I fell out of bed and broke my arm. |
Poo, again 07.05.2006 13:45 |
I once fell out of my arm and broke my bed... |
Carol! the Musical 07.05.2006 13:59 |
Baseball bat?! That must've hurt like hell..hope you get better soon! And your sister, too! :) My worst injury was when I was 11... I was at a party at night, and all the kids were playing "cops and robbers". I was a robber, and my friend, the cop, tried to drag me into "jail". I was really stubborn, and I wouldn't let him take me. I was a competitive kid, lol! Well, he pulled my arm REALLY hard when I was offguard, and BAM! I fell facedown on the bumpy rock ground. My eye was swollen up to twice its size. I had to wear these huge glasses to school to hide it, and people kept calling me Elton John. :P BTW, the kid who "accidentally" gave me a black eye had his head "accidentally" broken by his friend. Aaaah, karma. Ha, I love that story... ;P |
flash! 28068 07.05.2006 14:24 |
ChinesedogTorture wrote: Baseball bat?! That must've hurt like hell..hope you get better soon! And your sister, too! :) My worst injury was when I was 11... I was at a party at night, and all the kids were playing "cops and robbers". I was a robber, and my friend, the cop, tried to drag me into "jail". I was really stubborn, and I wouldn't let him take me. I was a competitive kid, lol! Well, he pulled my arm REALLY hard when I was offguard, and BAM! I fell facedown on the bumpy rock ground. My eye was swollen up to twice its size. I had to wear these huge glasses to school to hide it, and people kept calling me Elton John. :P BTW, the kid who "accidentally" gave me a black eye had his head "accidentally" broken by his friend. Aaaah, karma. Ha, I love that story... ;Plol! Was 'that kids friend' you wanting payback?? |
Carol! the Musical 07.05.2006 14:46 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Lol, no, I wouldn't do that! ;D But I have kicked his ass before... Anyway, it was another friend, who pushed him down a hill... There was blood all over the grass :SChinesedogTorture wrote: Baseball bat?! That must've hurt like hell..hope you get better soon! And your sister, too! :) My worst injury was when I was 11... I was at a party at night, and all the kids were playing "cops and robbers". I was a robber, and my friend, the cop, tried to drag me into "jail". I was really stubborn, and I wouldn't let him take me. I was a competitive kid, lol! Well, he pulled my arm REALLY hard when I was offguard, and BAM! I fell facedown on the bumpy rock ground. My eye was swollen up to twice its size. I had to wear these huge glasses to school to hide it, and people kept calling me Elton John. :P BTW, the kid who "accidentally" gave me a black eye had his head "accidentally" broken by his friend. Aaaah, karma. Ha, I love that story... ;Plol! Was 'that kids friend' you wanting payback?? |
Kensington Love 07.05.2006 22:29 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote: ...I haven't. However, i've had the worst luck when it comes to injuries. This Friday where i was hit right in the head/eyebrow in full force by a large baseball bat! (by accident) I was in puddles of blood. I had to say my alphabet to make sure i wasn't 'gone in the head'. I also have stitches,red and black eyes and look like i've been a sufferer of domestic violence! lol Whats the worst injury you have ever experienced??Flashy,who did this horrible thing to you?! Get better soon(you AND your sister;)) The worst I can think of was years ago. I was riding on the back of a four wheeler(my stepfather's son was driving). We were going quite fast and went under a tree with a low branch. It knocked his hat off,but since I was taller,it hit me straight in the neck/chest. My chest was badly scraped. ;) |
FreMe 08.05.2006 11:35 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote: ...I haven't. However, i've had the worst luck when it comes to injuries. This Friday where i was hit right in the head/eyebrow in full force by a large baseball bat! (by accident) I was in puddles of blood. I had to say my alphabet to make sure i wasn't 'gone in the head'. I also have stitches,red and black eyes and look like i've been a sufferer of domestic violence! lol Whats the worst injury you have ever experienced??Nope i never did a such thing... But i once kissed the ground just before a vacation.. I broke my arm, and and lost all of the scin on my nose... And once I throw up after getting something fixed in my throat. It was blood instead of vomment though :p |
Bob The Shrek 08.05.2006 11:57 |
When I flew into Tunisia for a holiday, I was determined to be the first off the aeroplane and into the terminal (desperate for a cigarette). I fell ass over tit all the way down to the tarmac and had to suffer the whispers and taunts from the other passengers on a 2 hour coach trip to the hotel. Worst injury - dropped a full barrel of beer on my foot and smashed the fuck out of my big toe. The toe had 4 breaks and 10 fractures, lost the toenail and needed 9 stitches to close the end, which had exploded. 16 weeks off work and a large compensation payout eased the pain LOL |
flash! 28068 08.05.2006 13:58 |
I'm starting to get the idea we don't have the best luck in the world. I had the worst week last week and my injury just gave it a lovely, big finale! Life can sure suck when it wants to! |
deleted user 08.05.2006 14:27 |
All horrible little stories,ive a scar on my stomach when from when I got swept of this pier in portugal and hit a loada rocks.horrible experience |
flash! 28068 08.05.2006 14:34 |
White Queen the second wrote: All horrible little stories,ive a scar on my stomach when from when I got swept of this pier in portugal and hit a loada rocks.horrible experienceOh yeah, i remember hearing this from you. (by the way, did you used to have a different name??) |
deleted user 08.05.2006 14:37 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:No ive always had this name,tut tut!!!!Shame on you lol!White Queen the second wrote: All horrible little stories,ive a scar on my stomach when from when I got swept of this pier in portugal and hit a loada rocks.horrible experienceOh yeah, i remember hearing this from you. (by the way, did you used to have a different name??) |
flash! 28068 08.05.2006 14:41 |
White Queen the second wrote:Don't tut tut me! I...i...was only asking *cries* You hurt my feelings now *cries more* :'(<font color=red>Flash! wrote:No ive always had this name,tut tut!!!!Shame on you lol!White Queen the second wrote: All horrible little stories,ive a scar on my stomach when from when I got swept of this pier in portugal and hit a loada rocks.horrible experienceOh yeah, i remember hearing this from you. (by the way, did you used to have a different name??) |
Jesspit 08.05.2006 14:42 |
aww Flashy don't cry she didn't mean it!!!! |
deleted user 08.05.2006 14:46 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Oh dear,flash Im sorry *gives a big bear hug* dry those tears and forgive lil ol me.I tend to be sarcastic alot of the time but I am sorry!White Queen the second wrote:Don't tut tut me! I...i...was only asking *cries* You hurt my feelings now *cries more* :'(<font color=red>Flash! wrote:No ive always had this name,tut tut!!!!Shame on you lol!White Queen the second wrote: All horrible little stories,ive a scar on my stomach when from when I got swept of this pier in portugal and hit a loada rocks.horrible experienceOh yeah, i remember hearing this from you. (by the way, did you used to have a different name??) |
flash! 28068 08.05.2006 14:49 |
Sorry, i've been so sensitive recently. I don't know why. Maybe just my injury. Oww! I like those hugs! *hugs in return* |
deleted user 08.05.2006 14:57 |
Yay all is now well with the world |
flash! 28068 08.05.2006 14:59 |
White Queen the second wrote: Yay all is now well with the worldGet back bastard or i'll break ya legs?? Peter Kay fan?? Garlic bread? |
KillerQueen840 08.05.2006 16:12 |
Hmm...I'm one of the clumsiest people around so I'm kind of immune to injuries. And I've never had any really serious injuries. But I guess the worst kind of injuries are ones involving your head and spine so I can think of two instances that immediately pop into my head from when I was younger. Perhaps they can explain my short term memory, LOL. 1. When I was a little third grader I remember sitting down on the pavement (small Catholic elementary schools can't afford to have a playground or safe grass to play on, at least not the one I went to, we had to have recess in the parking lot) and I was coloring on paper with a friend of mine. Some bigger kids in the seventh or eighth grade were throwing a basketball around and chasing each other and one of them-this really BIG one-tripped and fell right on top of my head. My head slammed on the pavement and it killed. All that week I had a giant lump on my upper forehead. 2. I was a little older, probably the fourth or fifth grade. My friend and I were goofing off and listening to music in the basement and pretending to do headbangs. But these weren't really headbangs, I was basically throwing myself over and then falling backwards on purpose. However, one of the times I forgot to make myself fall backwards and with full force I did a headbang and smashed my head foward on the ground. That hurt like hell too. I had a red mark from the rug and a bump that time. :-P Oh, and I'm not sure if this counts as an injury but I'll also mention the time I sprayed a can of bug spray in my eyes. As ashamed as I am to admit how stupid I am, this actually happened last summer. We had some DBDs, and my brother and I were setting up our "base" so we dressed all in black and loaded up on bugspray because we can get some nasty misquitoes. Anyhow, I went to do my face, and what do I do? I spray it all in my eyes. I don't even know how I managed to do that. I yelled, "MUM!!! I JUST SPRAYED BUGSPRAY IN MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE!!!" And she made me stick my head in the sink and keep my eyes open while running cold water in them for a few minutes. Now that might've hurt worse than all those times I banged my head if it is possible to compare two totally different things. I also got freaked out by a fan this fall. I was using this razor sharp fan that looks different than anything I have seen before. It is well covered so people don't stick their fingers in it-it just has a small hole in the side. Well, the blade is basically a big rigid razor like thing. This fan is my favorite because it has such a powerful breeze that it can keep you cool on the hottest days of the year. I had the power on and stuck it on top of the chair's armrest like a dumbass. It fell and when I went to catch it my fingers went in the one place where they shouldn't have-the side. I heard this weird noise "Zzzzzzzzzzznurp" (that's the closest I can write it out) but I couldn't feel anything. Instinctively I dropped the fan cuz I thought "This can't be good." And when I went to look, my finger was sliced and bleeding quite a bit. The blade was so sharp that I couldn't even feel it. I was scared to look cuz I thought my finger would be dangling by a thread, but my finger was fine. Just a nasty cut but nothing serious. |
Carol! the Musical 08.05.2006 16:35 |
OOOOWWW! When I heard the bugsparay story, my eyes started watering! |
deleted user 08.05.2006 16:45 |
<font color=red>Flash! wrote:Oh definitely.You are the wind beneath my wheels lmao!!!!White Queen the second wrote: Yay all is now well with the worldGet back bastard or i'll break ya legs?? Peter Kay fan?? Garlic bread? |