QueenZone discussion #753413

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Doc, how can I get rid of this headache I have???

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Doc, how can I get rid of this headache I have???

I do recommend Nasal Sex.

<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote: My throat and chest have been sore for quite a long time, and since the last time I went to the gym my arms, neck and back have been killing me. What must I do?

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Dr. I'm unconscious, can you help me?

<font color=Violet>Poppy wrote: Both my legs just fell off... What should I do?

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Doc, how can I get rid of this headache I have???

I do recommend Nasal Sex.

I tried Nasal sex, but it doesn't help... and now I have to get plastic surgery for reconstructing my beautiful nose... I will demand you and get from you every cent for that surgery >:(

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: I would play Doctor with you, but the last guy I did that with just made me wait 45 minutes and then double billed me.

<font color=red>taylorgaga wrote: hey doc i got this huge annoying spot on my nose, what should i do?

JamieSureWould wrote: my dad has arsenic poisoning how could he get rid of it?

<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote: link I thought this link would be helpful... :P

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

JamieSureWould wrote: my dad has arsenic poisoning how could he get rid of it?

Buy a new dad.

<font color="#FF00CC">its_a_hard_life wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

JamieSureWould wrote: my dad has arsenic poisoning how could he get rid of it?

Buy a new dad.

Dont take any notice of that Jamie.

Alex Solan wrote:

<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote: link I thought this link would be helpful... :P

Why aren't you drinkin' your poopshake?

Because you haven't told about the side effects yet.

A pseudo-clitoris will appear behind one of your ears, what's wrong with that?

Munchsack wrote:Doctor, I superglued a tattie to my walloper, what should I do?

<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: HELP! I just heard 'It's Chico Time' (by Chico, the guy from the X Factor!) What do I do???

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Doc... I feel unpretty, what should I do???

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: I would play Doctor with you, but the last guy I did that with just made me wait 45 minutes and then double billed me.

I am a professional, I wouldn't do that except to check you deeply without gloves.

*Waits in cold waiting room on butcher paper in stupid little doctor office gown reading a 4 year old issue of Field and Stream with the home address blacked out.*

Mr.Jingles wrote: Dr. Linus is it true that hip-hop and reggeaton kill brain cells?

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Doc, how can I get rid of this headache I have???

I do recommend Nasal Sex.

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote: Dr. Linus: How long have you been a doctor?

<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Oh my :S

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote: Dr. Linus: How long have you been a doctor?

Since my license was restored. 6 days ago.

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote:Dr. Bonner...I have two questions for you

1. I have been feeling very horny lately, and I just dont know what to do about it...what do think will help?

2. I cant get any of Queen's songs outta my head,I hear them when I'm at work, out and about, etc.. what should I do about that?

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: ... See, I guess that's why I'm not a doctor. I just would have told her to go f*ck herself.

SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: I wanna jump on my boyfriend, but I can't cause he's far away. What do you recommend?

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: I wanna jump on my boyfriend, but I can't cause he's far away. What do you recommend?

Jump over a strange. Be sure that strange at least looks like your boyfriend.

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote:Dr. Bonner...I have two questions for you

1. I have been feeling very horny lately, and I just dont know what to do about it...what do think will help?

Imagine Dick Cheney and Jimmy Carter having anal sex. ***Shaking my head, laughing***

2. I cant get any of Queen's songs outta my head,I hear them when I'm at work, out and about, etc.. what should I do about that?

Listening to Queen + Paul Rodgers live could be a good therapy but, as I said before, it might be really dangerous to your ears. I do recommend to use an audio editing software to erase Paul's vocals from Queen's performance. It is also highly recommended to erase Danny Miranda's bass parts. All this to make Brian + Roger's performance less harmful.

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote:Dr. Bonner...I have two questions for you

1. I have been feeling very horny lately, and I just dont know what to do about it...what do think will help?

See, I guess that's why I'm not a doctor. I just would have told her to go f*ck herself.

Little 16 year old girl w/ Barney in her profile picture Better known as SASHA:
Hey-I'll tell you what you can do...you can go and FUCK YOURSELF ALSO....:)
Now...run along, log off of the internet, watch Barney and friends on PBS...go and do some homework, make sure your on time for class so you wont get that tardy slip, and learn some matters for a change, and be a good girl for your mommy and daddy!!
Have a freakin sweet day!

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote: Little 16 year old girl w/ Barney in her profile picture Better known as SASHA: Hey-I'll tell you what you can do...you can go and FUCK YOURSELF ALSO....:) Now...run along, log off of the internet, watch Barney and friends on PBS...go and do some homework, make sure your on time for class so you wont get that tardy slip, and learn some matters for a change, and be a good girl for your mommy and daddy!! Have a freakin sweet day!

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: I would play Doctor with you, but the last guy I did that with just made me wait 45 minutes and then double billed me.

I am a professional, I wouldn't do that except to check you deeply without gloves.

*Waits in cold waiting room on butcher paper in stupid little doctor office gown reading a 4 year old issue of Field and Stream with the home address blacked out.*

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: I wanna jump on my boyfriend, but I can't cause he's far away. What do you recommend?

Jump over a strange. Be sure that strange at least looks like your boyfriend.

Don't you have a better advice, dr. Charlatan Bonner? :P

iGSM wrote: Dr, I am a deer. How can I stop?

<font color=lime>KillerKing840 wrote:

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: I wanna jump on my boyfriend, but I can't cause he's far away. What do you recommend?

Jump over a strange. Be sure that strange at least looks like your boyfriend.

Don't you have a better advice, dr. Charlatan Bonner? :P

Charlatan? That poopshake idea kinda worked. My throat is still very sore, but I've been vomiting so much that I don't even think about my throat anymore. :P

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote:

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote:

My Dearest Doctor, It would appear the cat has brokeback pussycat's tongue. Please don't fix it. Love, Sasha

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: I wanna jump on my boyfriend, but I can't cause he's far away. What do you recommend?

Jump over a strange. Be sure that strange at least looks like your boyfriend.

Don't you have a better advice, dr. Charlatan Bonner? :P

Actually, no.

<b><font color = "crimson">Thomas Quinn wrote: Why doesn't the doc help me? I'm insured! So once more: God thinks he's me, what ought he to do?

-Luke_Taylor- wrote: ive got this friend who doesnt want to be named, lets just call him luke, actually thats to revealing, we'll just call him by his 2nd name, anyway taylor wants to know is there a prize for being so penisly gifted because all the girls cant get enough? hehehehe

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: You'll have to wait in the lobby Quinn. The Dr. is busy trying to get the stick out of Brokeback Queen's ass...but it won't budge.

SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: I have another problem: should I paint my face in red, yellow, blue or red and blue?

SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: Please give me addresses.

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

-Luke_Taylor- wrote: ive got this friend who doesnt want to be named, lets just call him luke, actually thats to revealing, we'll just call him by his 2nd name, anyway taylor wants to know is there a prize for being so penisly gifted because all the girls cant get enough? hehehehe

If a woman can't get enough maybe that's cos your penis it's a bit small. It's like digging a big trench with a coffee spoon. A nice way out could be to date a midget. Think 'bout it.

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: Damn, no wonder she's so bitchy.

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

<b><font color=teal>Sasha wrote: You'll have to wait in the lobby Quinn. The Dr. is busy trying to get the stick out of Brokeback Queen's ass...but it won't budge.

That's right my dear Sasha N. B. It took me a while but I got finally succeed. I've also found (inside her rectus): two NFL players, an expresso coffee machine, three Barbra Streissand records (unreleased, thank God for that), a Nepalese native, four past issues of Time magazine (rolled up), a damaged blender and two empty bags of M&M's (probably last's NFL players meal, poor boys.)

Forever88 <h6>PANINARO!</h6> wrote: Doctor, my anus is bleeding. help.

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote: Little 16 year old girl w/ Barney in her profile picture Better known as SASHA: Hey-I'll tell you what you can do...you can go and FUCK YOURSELF ALSO....:) Now...run along, log off of the internet, watch Barney and friends on PBS...go and do some homework, make sure your on time for class so you wont get that tardy slip, and learn some matters for a change, and be a good girl for your mommy and daddy!! Have a freakin sweet day!

Okay.. why this sudden attack? I think her advice was a good one ;)

<B>Jellybean Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote:

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote: Little 16 year old girl w/ Barney in her profile picture Better known as SASHA: Hey-I'll tell you what you can do...you can go and FUCK YOURSELF ALSO....:) Now...run along, log off of the internet, watch Barney and friends on PBS...go and do some homework, make sure your on time for class so you wont get that tardy slip, and learn some matters for a change, and be a good girl for your mommy and daddy!! Have a freakin sweet day!

Okay.. why this sudden attack? I think her advice was a good one ;)

Nope...no sudden attack, just joking, but it was taken a little too seriously...

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: Oh my... Do I smell another rectus research? xD

Forever88 <h6>PANINARO!</h6> wrote: Doctor, my anus is bleeding. help.

Lester Burnham wrote: Dr. Linus, I'm feeling perfectly fine. What's wrong with me?

Forever88 <h6>PANINARO!</h6> wrote: Doctor, my anus is bleeding. help.

Forever88 <h6>PANINARO!</h6> wrote: i plugged it and it started coming out of my clitoris.

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

Lester Burnham wrote: Dr. Linus, I'm feeling perfectly fine. What's wrong with me?

You're developing a vagina in your forehead. You'll get depressed when you realize that your tongue is not long enough to reach it.

<b><font color="green">The Fairy King wrote:

<B>Jellybean Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote:

<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote:

<B>Brokeback Queen <h6>onelonelypussycat wrote: Little 16 year old girl w/ Barney in her profile picture Better known as SASHA: Hey-I'll tell you what you can do...you can go and FUCK YOURSELF ALSO....:) Now...run along, log off of the internet, watch Barney and friends on PBS...go and do some homework, make sure your on time for class so you wont get that tardy slip, and learn some matters for a change, and be a good girl for your mommy and daddy!! Have a freakin sweet day!

Okay.. why this sudden attack? I think her advice was a good one ;)

Nope...no sudden attack, just joking, but it was taken a little too seriously...

Jellybean Queen and Sasha, don't fight!!!! xD ...or i will punish you both..

SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: I want to eat something, but I am not hungry. What should I do?

LadyMercury wrote: Dr. Linus, I'm depressed, and also I've not had any sexual interactions with anyone for a long time. What should I do?

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

LadyMercury wrote: Dr. Linus, I'm depressed, and also I've not had any sexual interactions with anyone for a long time. What should I do?

Sex is the cure for depression. Or take advantage of a depressed dude and shag him.

Dr. Linus Bonner wrote:

SONIA DORIS<br><font size=1>The Cranky wrote: I want to eat something, but I am not hungry. What should I do?

Drink Poronga's tea.