| Mr.Jingles 22.03.2006 18:17 |
For the following reasons: - They're always pushing you to let them come out. - You can barely stand your own, let alone everybody else's. - Whenever you secretely try to get rid of one, they will follow you back. - Sometimes they're noisy - Sometimes they can be silent, but still annoying. - When someone else comes across one that is obviously yours, it can severely damage your reputation. - The more you have, the harder it is to control them. - They can be a very good source of humor. - Something has to go inside of you, just so they can come out. |
| Forever88 22.03.2006 19:08 |
lmao!!! |
| its_a_hard_life 26994 22.03.2006 19:10 |
LOL!!! Omg thats jokes man. |
| spymyshadow 23.03.2006 05:52 |
I loved kids until my nephew and my niece came. They're the masters of tantrums, always taking my things, and trying to steal them if not controlled, I saw many kids playing in a contructive, quiet way, but they won't go that way, they keep on screaming, tearing whatever piece of cloth, jumping on sofa and beds with their shoes from the moment they come till they hopefully go away. Two years ago I suspect my niece killed my kitten breaking his backbone by walking on him, and nobody believed me, but when we're alone she keeps on saying still now 'didn't you really love Liu (my cat), didn't you really love him?'and giggles. And the nephew is too much violent, and uncommonly strong, may times I risked being kicked in my stomach. Saying that my brothers spoilt them is not enough. Luckily for them the house is not mine but my parents', otherwise I would have kicked their ass and never let them come again. and what is worse is that my mother justifies them...'they're just kids, you're too strict with them' 'Good god, when I was a kid, you wouldn't let me even breathe without asking for permission and now these dwarves can go here and there, all around the house like doped baboons? I'm trying to write my thesis, you know?' And more are to come...I'm scared. My mother even said to one of my inlaws, what a nice thing would be if one of her children (she's going to have twins) could look like me. The perspective of having somedoby looking like me but distorted through years and years of non-education by my silly, vulgar sister in law is the thing I fear the most. |
| -luke_taylor- 28432 23.03.2006 07:24 |
id tan there arses, little smart fuckers, kids do my head in, i can never cooperate with them, mainly because i cant speak child, |
| John S Stuart 23.03.2006 08:21 |
Mr.Jingles wrote: For the following reasons: - They're always pushing you to let them come out. - You can barely stand your own, let alone everybody else's. - Whenever you secretely try to get rid of one, they will follow you back. - Sometimes they're noisy - Sometimes they can be silent, but still annoying. - When someone else comes across one that is obviously yours, it can severely damage your reputation. - The more you have, the harder it is to control them. - They can be a very good source of humor. - Something has to go inside of you, just so they can come out.NOT to mention... - They can be dirty - They can be smelly - And finally, they can also be a source of great satisfaction and pride! |
| john bodega 23.03.2006 10:03 |
I can only say to people that hate kids, that you've just met the wrong ones. I'm an uncle of 8, and extremely lucky at that because they're great kick-arse little punks. They're fabulous, and under my iron fist they will grow to be great adults. |
| Mr.Jingles 23.03.2006 10:38 |
I love kids, but not all of them. I myself was an annoying sort of spoiled little fuck, and it took me many years later when I watched home videos of myself to realize that. Remember, rather than bad kids, there are bad parents. |
| deleted user 23.03.2006 11:04 |
I actually despise kids.I never want to have kids and thats the truth,the whole mother idea doesnt appeal to me.Plus im not good with kids AT ALL!!Im not being mean,just the way I feel |
| magicalfreddiemercury 23.03.2006 12:02 |
White Queen the second wrote: I actually despise kids.I never want to have kids and thats the truth,the whole mother idea doesnt appeal to me.Plus im not good with kids AT ALL!!Im not being mean,just the way I feelBe prepared for a fight. Society frowns on women who say they don't want to be mothers - as if that's all there is for a woman to do in her life. Don't cave to pressure - do what's right for you. |
| deleted user 23.03.2006 12:08 |
magicalfreddiemercury wrote:Ah thanks,im just not the maternal type,I know id be a bad mother so why make a child unhappy!!White Queen the second wrote: I actually despise kids.I never want to have kids and thats the truth,the whole mother idea doesnt appeal to me.Plus im not good with kids AT ALL!!Im not being mean,just the way I feelBe prepared for a fight. Society frowns on women who say they don't want to be mothers - as if that's all there is for a woman to do in her life. Don't cave to pressure - do what's right for you. |
| deleted user 23.03.2006 13:10 |
I'm a fart? Oh well, I'm growing up! |
| The Fairy King 23.03.2006 13:15 |
<font color=red>Quonkers wrote: I'm a fart? Oh well, I'm growing up!...and soon u will become an old fart :P |
| Mr.Jingles 23.03.2006 13:21 |
Some kids are adorable, and some are brats. You can't generalize when it comes to kids. It's the same thing as generalizing about men, not all of them are horny insensitive pigs, just like not all women are materialist non-stop talking bitches. |
| Lisser 23.03.2006 13:29 |
I always joke about my kids being bad and saying I'll give them away. The truth is that they are great kids. I couldn't ask for anything more. I do have to say that it takes a lot of discipline and setting boundaries to raise children that will act approrpriately. I don't let my children get away with anything bc if I give them an inch, they'll take a mile, what child wouldn't? The rules at home go for every where else also. Cameron knows she must respect her teachers. It's very black and white with children, I think. They must know what is acceptable and what is not. If they know this, then it should be ok. |
| Mr.Jingles 23.03.2006 13:34 |
My biggest fear is to have a kid that will turn up like me when I was a kid. That's why I will stick to only having pets. |
| deleted user 23.03.2006 14:05 |
Woo,women fight back!!!I wouldnt even adopt. |
| KillerQueen840 23.03.2006 15:34 |
LMAO!!! I have never really liked little kids. I used to worry that I was evil because of it. I find most of them in general to be annoying, but that could just be because I don't have a whole lot of tolerance. |
| deleted user 23.03.2006 17:56 |
<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: BeppeSomeone loves eastenders xD |
| Mr.Jingles 23.03.2006 18:09 |
<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: LMAO! xD good post. I LOVE little kids though. I can't wait to have children when I'm older. I even have names for em. Well I have two boys names which I think are cool Theo BeppeI already have pet names picked. |
| KillerQueen840 23.03.2006 20:25 |
I have pet names picked too! DOBY (short for Dobiath) will be my German Shepard. I had that named picked for years now. ^.^ |
| Mr.Jingles 23.03.2006 20:42 |
My girlfriend and I want to get a Chow. We want to have a male, so we can name him 'Leon'. Since Chows have a puffy mane that resembles a lion, we thought the name would be perfect. |
| Lisser 24.03.2006 12:30 |
<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: LMAO! xD good post. I LOVE little kids though. I can't wait to have children when I'm older. I even have names for em. Well I have two boys names which I think are cool Theo BeppeYou're gonna be a fab mom Linda!! You have the right attitude for it! :) |
| @ndy38 24.03.2006 14:06 |
<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: Who's Andy?*clears throat* |
| Lisser 24.03.2006 18:29 |
<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote:Don't tell anyone I was sweet ok? ;)White Queen the second wrote:I'm hoping if I name him after Michael Greco's character, he'll become as hot as him! :P I actually SAW Michael Greco (Beppe) walking down St Stephens Green. You should've seen me. I acted like a complete idiot but I got his autograph! He's got to be the hottest man alive with the sexiest voice ever! That aside, I actually really like the name Beppe!<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: BeppeSomeone loves eastenders xDLisser wrote:You're so sweet! Thank you! :)<font color=green>Linda Of The Valley wrote: LMAO! xD good post. I LOVE little kids though. I can't wait to have children when I'm older. I even have names for em. Well I have two boys names which I think are cool Theo BeppeYou're gonna be a fab mom Linda!! You have the right attitude for it! :) |