The one that really sticks in my mind was when i was younger and i somehow forgot (yes, forgot!) to put my underwear on and on that same day we had physcial education... i don't know how i got changed without people seeing! lol
......What was yours?
The time I arrived home to what I thought was an empty house and decided to indulge in a little hobby of mine whish involves dressing as French maid and inserting small mammals into my rectum.
I was just popping in the third gerbil when my wife, kids and in-laws appeared from behind the curtains holding a birthday cake and shouting SURPRISE!
Then there was the time I was caught fellating an albian goat herder and appeared on News At Ten.
And who could forget the time I went to Buckingham Palace to be awarded a knighthood only to have a sudden attack of explosive diohorrea and splattered the Duke of Edinburgh with a pint and a half of fizzy bum gravy.
But without a doubt the most shameful act I ever took part in was the time I was caught looking at a copy of Greatest Hits 3 in HMV. I seriously considered killing myself afterwards.
fatty.
LOL! Very interesting and fascinating life you lead, fatty. I think i remember seeing you on News at Ten... and when you received your knighthood it was so special it was broadcast on the BBC where over half the population of England saw your anus-mud firework explosion... you did us very proud!
Hmmm... I have embarrasing moments on a daily basis, so it's hard to choose. But I'll never forget when they mistaked me for a boy..It was so embarrasing! It happened twice, too! :P
"The time I arrived home to what I thought was an empty house and decided to indulge in a little hobby of mine whish involves dressing as French maid and inserting small mammals into my rectum.
I was just popping in the third gerbil when my wife, kids and in-laws appeared from behind the curtains holding a birthday cake and shouting SURPRISE!
Then there was the time I was caught fellating an albian goat herder and appeared on News At Ten.
And who could forget the time I went to Buckingham Palace to be awarded a knighthood only to have a sudden attack of explosive diohorrea and splattered the Duke of Edinburgh with a pint and a half of fizzy bum gravy.
But without a doubt the most shameful act I ever took part in was the time I was caught looking at a copy of Greatest Hits 3 in HMV. I seriously considered killing myself afterwards."
Sheesh, fatty, I love your stories!
Well I fell down the stairs last night. I don't know how I managed it, I was sat on the stairs then suddenly I just kind of tumbled backwards.. heh.. I'm a bit hungover this morning.
ChinesedogTorture wrote: Hmmm... I have embarrasing moments on a daily basis, so it's hard to choose. But I'll never forget when they mistaked me for a boy..It was so embarrasing! It happened twice, too! :P
People *used to* mistake ME for a girl all the time. After a while, I got used to it.
Well, at LEAST girls are *usually* better-looking than guys ;-P
That's exactly the same thing I thought when I saw that 'Mmmbop' video.
ChinesedogTorture wrote: Hmmm... I have embarrasing moments on a daily basis, so it's hard to choose. But I'll never forget when they mistaked me for a boy..It was so embarrasing! It happened twice, too! :P
People *used to* mistake ME for a girl all the time. After a while, I got used to it.
Well, at LEAST girls are *usually* better-looking than guys ;-P
That's exactly the same thing I thought when I saw that 'Mmmbop' video.
I think I could do with some explanation here.
This video will explain it all... link
WARNING: This will bring back some awful memories of how horrible was the music from the late 90s.
ChinesedogTorture wrote: Hmmm... I have embarrasing moments on a daily basis, so it's hard to choose. But I'll never forget when they mistaked me for a boy..It was so embarrasing! It happened twice, too! :P
When I was in preschool I had the shortest haircut in the world and someone asked if I was a boy, too.
Maybe that's the reason I keep my hair long...or maybe not. :-P
At one of my first Queen Conventions I never took the advice of pacing myself and got pissed on the Friday afternoon. After getting wrecked I decided in my infinite wisdom to make use of the free swimming pool. I entered and couldn't find the changing room so got changed with the towel just hiding my modesty. The lifeguards were looking at me funny but I thought "fuck 'em there's no changing rooms is there"
I dived in splashed around for a bit and looked up and saw a great big fucking sign saying "Changing Room". I had to stay in the pool till there was a change in lifeguard. I was like a prune and so embarrassed.
ChinesedogTorture wrote: Hmmm... I have embarrasing moments on a daily basis, so it's hard to choose. But I'll never forget when they mistaked me for a boy..It was so embarrasing! It happened twice, too! :P
People *used to* mistake ME for a girl all the time. After a while, I got used to it.
Well, at LEAST girls are *usually* better-looking than guys ;-P
ChinesedogTorture wrote: Hmmm... I have embarrasing moments on a daily basis, so it's hard to choose. But I'll never forget when they mistaked me for a boy..It was so embarrasing! It happened twice, too! :P
When I was in preschool I had the shortest haircut in the world and someone asked if I was a boy, too.
Maybe that's the reason I keep my hair long...or maybe not. :-P
I'm trying to grow my hair long, too. But I'm too impatient, cause it doesn't seem to get past my shoulders!! I think I'm just gonna cut it short again. I can only hope they don'y mistake me again! :S