You Deserve An Iv Tube Today.
Show Me The Bong!
The Brian May that Smiles Back.
This Is Not Your Father's Roger Taylor.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred John Deacon.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Freddie Mercury in Your Cup.
Life Should Taste As Good As Tooth Decay.
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Posession.
Taste the Freddie Mercury.
You Can Do It When You Freddie Mercury It.
I'd Like to Buy the World a Freddie Mercury.
The Joy of Freddie Mercury.
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Freddie Mercury.
Freddie Mercury - It Does a Body Good.
Things Go Better with Freddie Mercury.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Freddie Mercury.
When You've Got Freddie Mercury, Flaunt It.
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Freddie Mercury.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Freddie Mercury.
Get Freddie Mercury or Get Out.
There's Only One Freddie Mercury.
The Ultimate Freddie Mercury Machine.
The Queen of Freddie Mercury.
My Doctor Says 'Freddie Mercury'.
The Coolest Freddie Mercury on Ice.
i dont to laugh or cry at some of theses..
'Make fun of John Deacon'.
'The John Deacon God would use'.
'Only the oldest, crumbliest John Deacon'.
'A Tough John Deacon To Follow'.
'It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender John Deacon'.
'Kills All Known John Deacon - Dead'.
'Look For The John Deacon Label'.
'John Deacon Saves Your Soul'.
'You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of John Deacon On Your Knife'.
'Because I'm Worth John Deacon'.
And, my personal favourite:
"Bread with the bread taken out".