I don't have anything controversial to say but I'd like to throw this is....I went to a local comedy club last night and while they were introducing the main act, the DJ played Let Me Entertain You. Pretty cool huh?
Also, there was an extremely drunk woman sitting in the front right. Right in front of me. She was so annoying, she got kicked out of the club!!!
Good times!!
I went to bingo tonight and lost my ass..AGAIN.
Fuckers.
Mobil Exxon did not rape consumers last year. True their 37 billion dollar profit was a new record, as was their 371 billion dollar sales. However their profits were LESS THAN 10% of sales ... not exactly qualification enough as a robber baron. Exxon Mobil is guilty of being an extremely large company ... nothing more.
If you want to bash a company for raping consumers, try bashing the much smaller Microsoft. Microsoft qualifies as robber barron material as their profits last year were about 25 % of sales.
Of course, Microsoft is head-quartered in a blue state, so the liberal media has little interest in bashing Microsoft. The liberal media would rather bash oil companies, because they can bash Bush at the same time.
But if you do blast her...she'll be blown into a thousand bits. Then they'd be lots of little cabbages! AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Im planning on uniting the penguins on the sperate-but-equal land of Antarctica and together, we will push my "Penguin Suffrage" movement all across the western world.