Sonia Doris 11.01.2006 16:12 |
[edited story] It started as a telenovela (sorry Raf), but I changed my mind. We need blood and wars, so no sugar here. Sonia the Wise (secret name: Smenkhare) played by Liv Tyler The Prohete of the dead, and also a powerful witch, who has no master but herself. She has a young apprentice, Rafael the Afromaniac, who will be the one following her in ruling over the other realms after she will retire in 3452 years. She is a very powerful shaman and she can bring back the dead whenever she wants, and does a lot of dark things. Rafael the Afromaniac (secret name: KillerKing) played by Orlando Bloom Sonia's apprentice. A very capable young man, in love with King Burak the Fairy's daughter and air to the throne of the united kingdoms of Neverland and The Bubulands, Tina the Dark. He is starting to learn the powerful magic from Sonia, but he is more interested in the trading of artefacts and cult objects of the QUEEN Gods (see link. Marialvy I (Secret name: Caro-Macha) played by Selma Hayek The Queen of Quetemeque, and also a priestess of the Pink-Undearwear-Screaming cult. She is an incostant queen, has a lot of lovers (a known noisy affair with King Burak). She is a friend of Sonia, and they must fight together against the Black-Knights of Ignorance and other evil spirits and wizzards who want to destroy their idillic world. At the beginning of the story, Mari and Sonia are rivals in the art of controling the destiny of people, creating dramas, and they are constantly fighting. Alex the Great (Secret Name: Maestro) played by Johnny Depp King Alex the Great of the Quetemeque Empire, also a wizzard of the Queen Gods Artistic cult, a very pround member of the Sun-Glasses-Wearing-Kings Association (SGWKA). He is a very good king, ruling the coutry in peace, encouraging the culture and wild parties, spreading love and laughs everywhere he goes. But he is also a fierced enemy, if he has a dislike on somebody. He also a good friend of Sonia, who wants to participate in the intellectual and cultic development of the children (especially the air to the throne) Tina the Dark (secret name: Taylorina) played by Vanesa Redgrave King Burak's daughter and air to the throne. She is the fruit of passion of Raf, but she doesn't know that, because she is in love with Roger the Taylor (the love, sex & rock 'n' roll God). She insisted in paiting her summer residence all in black, although it is in Siberia, and it's very easy to find it in wintertime for the enemies) - That's why Sonia, Alex, Mari and Burak joined in making a powerful camuflation spell. Burak (Secret name: Lacious) played by Hugh Jackman The king of the two united kingdoms, Neverland and The Bubulands. Also a very powerful wizzard in the MUSE Gods Religion. He also is a worshiper of some Gods Sonia doesn't like, like Robbie or Madonna, but everyone here is a member of the QUEEN Religion. He has a harem, and the first wife, Anjelina Jolie (aka. Fish Lips), who is always available for the king. He is a very good father to Tina, and wants to protect her from being used and having her heart broken by the notorious Roger the Taylor. Serry the Modest (secret name: *waiting for suggestions*) played by *suggestions again - from Serry* The Tzar of the Eastern Queenian empire. A very powerful priest of the Queen religion. He is very modest and thinks he has a bad English, but Sonia and Mari admire him, and always ask him for advice when they have to do with the Queen Gods. Dan the Jingle and his Sexy Parrot (secret name: *suggestions*) played by *suggestions - from Dan* One of the most important Latino Queenian priests. He seems a very kind and wise (he is), but he also has a dark side, he is a priest of the dark side of the Beatlesian cult (Mari is part of the light one). The Parrot is the emblem of his dynasty and is actually a magic animal with great powers. Linda the Green (secret name: Evil Monkey) The Queen of the new Celt |
Sonia Doris 11.01.2006 16:19 |
I was creating this for a long time. This is mine, that is yours. My idea is older. ask raf. |
technics 11.01.2006 16:42 |
link ;) |
Serry... 11.01.2006 16:55 |
Serry played by Serry (brief guest appearance only) Gives links to all other characters, says a couple of words on terrible English and then suddenly leaves novela. |
Forever88 11.01.2006 17:43 |
Forever88- Played by Jack White |
@ndy38 11.01.2006 17:45 |
Andy played by ???????????? I am Serrys long lost cousin..... |
Forever88 11.01.2006 17:46 |
For you, ehhh, pierce brosnan then. |
Sonia Doris 12.01.2006 13:12 |
serry - u wanna be a bad or a good guy? |
Serry... 12.01.2006 13:24 |
Bad, of course! My lost cousin Andy will be good. |
Lester Burnham 12.01.2006 13:31 |
And what about meeeeeeeeee? |
Serry... 12.01.2006 13:33 |
Lester Poopham wrote: And what about meeeeeeeeee?Yes! He's pregnant, he has parrot... EDIT: He doesn't have parrot... But he can ask Mr Jingles for it! |
Lester Burnham 12.01.2006 13:35 |
Why on earth would I have a parrot? Am I a pregnant pirate? |
Serry... 12.01.2006 13:37 |
Damned, Mr Jingles has it. I forgot, sorry :) P.S. Pregnant pirate is a good idea! |
Lester Burnham 12.01.2006 13:57 |
I'd rather not be a pregnant pirate, how about an annoying humorist with an Australian sidekick? I will also try to gentlemanly woo the women while competing with whatever you deem Music Man to be. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 12.01.2006 14:01 |
I prefer the pregnant pirate idea. |
Fraz 12.01.2006 14:30 |
Fraser Played By Tom Cruise, neat and tidy. |
That guy who digs energy domes 12.01.2006 14:33 |
QOW played by Kenau Reeves- Conservative athletic boy in love with......? Believes he is god's preferred athlete. His mother is Arlene R Wiess, played by Angelina Jolie |
Lester Burnham 12.01.2006 14:40 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: His mother is Arlene R Wiess, played by Angelina JolieHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Mrs Taylor 05 12.01.2006 14:41 |
Sonia !!!!!! Lindsay Lohan ?!?! Are you insane ?! That's going against all my morals as a goth.. But since I like the rest of the things you wrote I'll let you away with it :) :P |
Lester Burnham 12.01.2006 14:42 |
Ms. Poppy, why do you like the pregnant pirate idea? Could it be because the baby might be yours...? |
The Fairy King 12.01.2006 14:55 |
Arlene played by Angelina? Get outta here... I prefer Mari's story though...has more potential. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 12.01.2006 14:56 |
Lester Poopham wrote: Ms. Poppy, why do you like the pregnant pirate idea? Could it be because the baby might be yours...?Hmmmmm..maybe..:) |
Lester Burnham 12.01.2006 15:33 |
<font color=violet>Poppy wrote:Then I begrudgingly accept the concept of me as a pregnant pirate, but only because the beautiful girl wanted me to!Lester Poopham wrote: Ms. Poppy, why do you like the pregnant pirate idea? Could it be because the baby might be yours...?Hmmmmm..maybe..:) |
Freya is quietly judging you. 12.01.2006 15:43 |
Lester Poopham wrote:Brilliant!<font color=violet>Poppy wrote:Then I begrudgingly accept the concept of me as a pregnant pirate, but only because the beautiful girl wanted me to!Lester Poopham wrote: Ms. Poppy, why do you like the pregnant pirate idea? Could it be because the baby might be yours...?Hmmmmm..maybe..:) |
Sonia Doris 12.01.2006 15:56 |
Changed the story guys, and added some more characters. |
Lester Burnham 12.01.2006 16:06 |
<font color=violet>Poppy wrote: Brilliant!Well, it looks like I'm not a pirate anymore (psst - thanks Sonia! btw, my name does not have an 'e' at the end of it... strange, I know...) but something far more interesting. Ask me anything. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 12.01.2006 16:11 |
Damn, you would've been great as a pregnant pirate. |
Lester Burnham 12.01.2006 16:12 |
That's not a question, and I can still be a pregnant pirate in something else if you so desire. |
Freya is quietly judging you. 12.01.2006 17:12 |
Hmm..Well I guess I can survive without you being a pregnant pirate.. |
Forever88 12.01.2006 20:46 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: QOW played by Kenau Reeves- Conservative athletic boy in love with......? Believes he is god's preferred athlete. His mother is Arlene R Wiess, played by Angelina JolieWhat about his red-hot lover JamieSureWould played by uma thurman. |
That guy who digs energy domes 12.01.2006 23:43 |
Forever88<h6>glah glah glah</h6> wrote:Uma thurman? How about Stacy Kiebler?<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: QOW played by Kenau Reeves- Conservative athletic boy in love with......? Believes he is god's preferred athlete. His mother is Arlene R Wiess, played by Angelina JolieWhat about his red-hot lover JamieSureWould played by uma thurman. And we cannot forget his gay sidekick Russel, played by David Spade! |
That guy who digs energy domes 13.01.2006 16:05 |
Lester Poopham wrote:That was really that funny?<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: His mother is Arlene R Wiess, played by Angelina JolieHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Forever88 13.01.2006 21:34 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote:Im already Jack White, wait, how about Jack Black, hes funnier.Forever88<h6>glah glah glah</h6> wrote:Uma thurman? How about Stacy Kiebler? And we cannot forget his gay sidekick Russel, played by David Spade!<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: QOW played by Kenau Reeves- Conservative athletic boy in love with......? Believes he is god's preferred athlete. His mother is Arlene R Wiess, played by Angelina JolieWhat about his red-hot lover JamieSureWould played by uma thurman. |
Lester Burnham 13.01.2006 21:41 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: That was really that funny?I wouldn't have laughed that hard if it wasn't. |
That guy who digs energy domes 13.01.2006 23:27 |
Lester Poopham wrote:Ill be sure to add that to my standup routine<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote: That was really that funny?I wouldn't have laughed that hard if it wasn't. |
Lester Burnham 13.01.2006 23:33 |
*edit* Nevermind, let's keep this thread to what it was originally for. |
Forever88 13.01.2006 23:49 |
better yet, i am now played by Cher. |
That guy who digs energy domes 17.01.2006 08:49 |
Forever88<h6>glah glah glah</h6> wrote: better yet, i am now played by Cher.Cher time? |