| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 20:18 |
Theres this girl in my spanish class. She feels the need to hug me everyday. She asked me last week if I was "well endowed". She stops me in the hallway, just to talk. She has my phone nubmer and calls ALL THE FRICKEN TIME. She even started showing up at school early to lift with me. now this would be great.................... IF I DIDN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! I dont want to say "piss off dear" but I know I shouldn't talk to her. What should I do? |
| yamaha 15.12.2005 20:30 |
Three words. I AM GAY. |
| Sherwood Forest 15.12.2005 20:39 |
i like the piss off idea---until u break up with ur girlfriend, would she be a good bound off GF? is she hott in other words??? what a stud muffinn |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 20:54 |
tell her you're married to the sea. it's worked before for my friend...however she was a girl, unlike yourself. then a few days later the guy she told that too "came out".... he said he was gay, so now two of my friends have the reputation of turning men gay. we're nice girls |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 21:06 |
yamaha wrote: Three words. I AM GAY.Ahhh. yeah.......another friend of mine (name's Jovani) said that to a less blessed woman and 3 days later, he had gays asking him out. No esta aqui! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 21:08 |
JamieSureWould wrote: i like the piss off idea---until u break up with ur girlfriend, would she be a good bound off GF? is she hott in other words??? what a stud muffinnShe's pretty but...I dont like the "bounce" idea too much. Yes, this is all my fault. I think it started when we were spanish parteners and we looked up how to say "Would you like to go to bed with me?" It was a joke then but she took it a bit seriously. For all you horny spaniards heres how to say it "Te gustaria ir ala cama conmigo?" |
| Forever88 15.12.2005 21:12 |
well your a stud. You could have a lot of girls. Tell her "If I had time for you, I'd surely use it" And be off! Don't worry about her later, cos like i said, well you know. |
| Sherwood Forest 15.12.2005 21:15 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote:thats class u sound like a good kid!JamieSureWould wrote: i like the piss off idea---until u break up with ur girlfriend, would she be a good bound off GF? is she hott in other words??? what a stud muffinnShe's pretty but...I dont like the "bounce" idea too much. Yes, this is all my fault. I think it started when we were spanish parteners and we looked up how to say "Would you like to go to bed with me?" It was a joke then but she took it a bit seriously. For all you horny spaniards heres how to say it "Te gustaria ir ala cama conmigo?" and im not a horny spaniard but i take spanish so nice commenttt i say just act normal and tell her to stop calling u or just block her number. actually basically just talk to her tell her u dont like her and to leave u a lone ude love to be friends but shes being annoying now. but that into better workding though it was kind of rude |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 21:18 |
ok, i have another idea. tell her you don't believe in sex before marriage. if she's anything like i am, she'll leave you alone (however, if she does believe that, then you're screwed) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 21:20 |
i say just act normal and tell her to stop calling u or just block her number. actually basically just talk to her tell her u dont like her and to leave u a lone ude love to be friends but shes being annoying now. but that into better workding though it was kind of rudeThats why im on the internet now |
| yamaha 15.12.2005 21:27 |
<marquee>Queen Of Wrestling</marquee> wrote:Talk about your all time backfire.yamaha wrote: Three words. I AM GAY.Ahhh. yeah.......another friend of mine (name's Jovani) said that to a less blessed woman and 3 days later, he had gays asking him out. No esta aqui! How about. "You're a nice girl, but I'm already taken and I would appreciate it if you were to stop coming on to me so strong. Arrrggg" |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 21:36 |
pfft... you people are too nice. you make me look like the world's biggest bitch... and i like it |
| Megamike The GREAT 15.12.2005 21:39 |
Ask her if she's ready to do a threesome with your girlfriend.. if she says yes.. KEEP HER... lol if your gf says NO.. lose her and find another that would say yes.. nothing like more than one woman at a time.. unless you get 6.. then I tell ya, ITS TOO MUCH... you pay for it the next day.. oh MAN do you pay for it.. shoot.. too much info eh... |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 21:43 |
Mike Preston wrote: Ask her if she's ready to do a threesome with your girlfriend.. if she says yes.. KEEP HER... lol if your gf says NO.. lose her and find another that would say yes.. nothing like more than one woman at a time.. unless you get 6.. then I tell ya, ITS TOO MUCH... you pay for it the next day.. oh MAN do you pay for it.. shoot.. too much info eh...Ahhh yes. But I dont think my girlfriend would like that. |
| Megamike The GREAT 15.12.2005 21:47 |
Soooo Bring it up as a joke... see what she does.. I tell ya man you are young, you can always get a new gf.. lol ok.. I am sorry, I am corrupting your mind.. pay no attention to this old man... |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 21:55 |
i totally agree on the threesome matter. tell your bitch.. i mean girlfriend... you have to try everything... sometimes even a second...or third. That's how drug addiction begins! (what have i been smoking?) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:05 |
The "te gustaria ir ala cama?" thing was a joke because first year spanish is soooooooooooooo boring. To get an A, you have to show up and stay awake most of the time. I also am not the kind of guy who has to fuck every woman he talks to. |
| Megamike The GREAT 15.12.2005 22:08 |
Of course not.. but it is kinda fun... and the threesome is something that you should try at least ONCE.. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:13 |
it's even better (well if you;re a girl) to have two guys... im not into the whole lesbian thing..in fact i dont even like letting my best friends hug me... i pull them off |
| Megamike The GREAT 15.12.2005 22:16 |
hehe.. well I kinda prefer the lesbian thing.. I kinda have a problem with being with another guy with a girl.. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:23 |
you're a guy, why are lesbians so bloody attractive to guys? it's hideous! (not that im prejuidce or anything)... it;s fucknig weird. |
| Megamike The GREAT 15.12.2005 22:25 |
No idea.. I just think they are sexy.... I guess its the soft skin and the.... Nevermind.. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:27 |
Monte: Liqourice Years wrote: you're a guy, why are lesbians so bloody attractive to guys? it's hideous! (not that im prejuidce or anything)... it;s fucknig weird.Thankyou! I know other guys who geek out over that. While it would be interesting, it would probably be as disgusting as guys kissing. Bleah |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:31 |
Mike Preston wrote: No idea.. I just think they are sexy.... I guess its the soft skin and the.... Nevermind..im glad you stopped... it's fucking wrong. they can do it behind closed doors like the rest of us! |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:33 |
Agreed QOW... i saw the Motley Crue concert the other week. there was fucking lesbian sex on stage, porn videos, dwarves in fucking g-strings!! and a tittie cam! (granted, if that camera pointed my way, i would have got them out!). my friend and i just stood there going "get off stage! we want Nikki to strip!!! take it off! all of it, not just the shirt!!" god he's hot! |
| Megamike The GREAT 15.12.2005 22:33 |
In in the Jails showers.. not going into details there.. |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:36 |
Mike Preston wrote: In in the Jails showers.. not going into details there..HAAHAA LMAO! Some of the freshman this year wanted to start a league for their little shower games. Main events included the "Ass-slapathon" and the "Higest piss velocity contest" The first day, my bud John punches the little queer and well, nobody has tried since. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:38 |
ha! Good! he deserved it! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:48 |
Damn right he deserved it. They even have a Gay Straight Alliance at our school. Which is a reaaaaaaaaaaly bad idea because if you dont support it, you're a dirty homophobe and if you do, you're a dirty queer. Well guess what! I am a homphobe and I am secure about my sexuality! |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 22:51 |
good on you! at one stage we had about 5 gay guys in our year. seriously, it was really annoying because our year already lacks in decent guys! and the few guys that are ok have really weird fetishs, like pain! (im not about to slash my wrists for sex...that's taking fun too far) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 22:55 |
Wow. We have people who hang out in the school basement who dress in black and wear chains and stuff. Their clique is called "the Dirties" most of them dont take pride in showering so on almost any occasion, the basement smells like SHIT! |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:00 |
that's fucking weird.... they would get on well with the guy i have in mind. this guy also insulted me by saying im too skinny and called me fucked because i like roasted pumpkin on pizza (dont hack on it 'til you've tried it). well, jokes on him, because he has had a camera up his arse! TAKE IT, BITCH! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:08 |
Too skinny....hah what a dousche. At 47 kilos, you are about 103 lbs. Between about 90 and 140 is a good size for a teenage woman. Now please dont get all "youre saying im fat" because I am NOT! Yeah at any rate, its good that you arent 70 lbs like a crack whore. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:11 |
pfft...as if im going to say im too fat, because i sure as fuck knnow im not!! im underweight, and i dont give a shit! he said it because i have reallylittle skinny wrists, and he, being male, doesnt. weird! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:17 |
Yeah, looks help but its not as important as what kind of person you are. While theres chemical personality type bullshit, theres definatley an opposites attract thing. Like this, I'm type B in everything but sports and my job. Aaaaaaaaaand I somehow end up with really bitchy/controlling girls. I also dont get why they need to change me. I have had 3 girls break up with me because of wrestling. I mean, wrestling is like my second religion. I can date bitchy women the rest of my life but I can only wrestle for about 15-20 years |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:21 |
i agree... opposites do attract, but there's a limit. you have to have some things in common for a relationship to last longer than say a month. for example, i refuse to gop out with a guy who doesnt particually like my music taste or dress sense. he can go fuck a sheep for all i care |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:27 |
Yeah. I have a couple more effeminate qualities. Most notably is my hair dryer. I use it in the locker room. As far as dress taste...Well, I have no concern for name brands, I even screen printed all over an old navy shirt. If its cold, I normally wear jeans but otherwise probably some athletic shorts. I also try to wear a Queen shirt once a week. So you decide on my dress taste but my hair dryer is permanent! |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:36 |
hahahah! nice. i couldnt care less what guys wear, as long as they personal hygiene ie. they use soap! i always wear jeans...even when it's not cold! i love my green ones at the moment. b ut with my hair at this period in time (my hair is black and red) i feel like a Christmas ornament. ew... so i cant wear them too often. i also love my golfer shorts (they're checked...and HOT!). if im not in jeans, im in short skirts and stockings (i cant wear long skirts, they make me look shorter). oh thank god you're not one of those brand name hippies! i hate brand names! the only thing i have with a brand name are my board shorts with fucking "roxy" tattooed across the arse! fuckwits |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:41 |
Whats the point of getting the same shirt with some dumbass fashion designers name on it? Heres why- You can get a decent long sleeve shirt for $10-15 You can get your abercrums one for $50 WOW WED BETTER BUY THE 50 DOLLAR ONE! I MEAN ITS LIKE 5 TIMES MORE SO IT MUST BE 5 TIMES BETTER! |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:43 |
hahahahahaa! true.. ah, thats good. a friend and i were thinking about starting a stall where we brand name our own shirts and sell them for the same price! ive already done it for band shirts (im not paying $50 for a band shirt that doesnt fit me properly) |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:54 |
In my graphics class, I made a Queen shirt over some ralph lauren jeans shirt. Who the fuck is ralph lauren? Did he write music that is loved thiry years later? Or is he just some fashion designer who thinks he is always right? |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 15.12.2005 23:56 |
fashion designer... he also makes mens perfume and polo shirts! |
| That guy who digs energy domes 15.12.2005 23:57 |
Mens perfume eh... You mean like F.C.U.K.? Im sure his mommy is proud. |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:06 |
yeah...FCUK is funny. mens perfume... do men actually buy that crap? i dont even buy womens perfume... i use this thing caled soap... some people should try it |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:09 |
FCUK? IS that like a dyslexic's way of spelling fuck? I use a odd invention. It is a semi-liquid, blue substance called BODY WASH. Cant say I need more to get FCUKed |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:12 |
nice one. FCUK is a clothing brand (now expanded) which is an acronym for "French Connection United Kingdom" being a french and english brand |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:15 |
Really? but what about the American Secret Service or the Southern Houston Institute of Technology or Southern University of Common Knowledge or the Frankfurt Institute of Common Knowledge or even the Birmingham Institution of Tri Colored Humans? Does anybody care about them? |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:17 |
clearly not. they're not as important, as we both know *gag* |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:21 |
Heres something funny that Coach mailed me... <hr> Memo To: All Employees From: The program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.) Date: TODAY Re: S.H.I.T In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T., please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. seriously will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAM (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.) Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you to are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING(B.I.G.S.H.I.T) |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:23 |
that's really funny. and very clever. i love those things |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:26 |
yeah, coach is a funny guy. So when do you think FCUK will stop provoking dyslexics and just change their name to FUCK? |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:29 |
hopefully soon. my best friends sister has to work for them, and i just want her to wear a shirt saying FUCK. god that'd be funny |
| That guy who digs energy domes 16.12.2005 00:31 |
Then they couldn't make her take it off at school because it was part of her job! |
| Monte: Liquorice Years 16.12.2005 00:32 |
hahaha...true! ha! i would so do that. except she's 23 and we have uniform (they make me look like a nun) |