Mr.Jingles 01.11.2005 10:29 |
Personally, I'd have to say Don Quijote is a lame ass boring book. I didn't even finish reading it because it bored me to death. I've heard other people tell me 'Moby Dick' is painfuil to read. |
Haystacks Calhoun 01.11.2005 10:31 |
"As I Lay Dying", or, as we called it, As I Die Reading..... Good God. I don't know what was worse...the book, or the two weeks we spent dissecting every fucking minute detail of it. Sheer torture. |
Erin 01.11.2005 10:35 |
I never read the boring stuff. That's what Cliff's notes are for..;-) |
pma 01.11.2005 10:40 |
Treasure Island, twice. Or maybe it was the repetition that sucked... |
Yuri 01.11.2005 11:35 |
Anything Dickens made me want to die. Boring garbage. |
doremi 01.11.2005 11:49 |
Bleak House and as I recall it was like 500 or more pages, in College. So bad i can't even remember who wrote it.... ...tied with Ernest Hemingway's ''The Old Man And The Sea'' snooze..... |
My Melancholy Blues 01.11.2005 13:19 |
Once I was forced to read "The Third Man" when I was in a high school. Of course, I already heard that it was filmed around the middle of 20th century and was famous among the movies fans as one of the masterpieces. But I soon got bored at that time, I don't remember why...if I read this now, I may not feel it's boring... |
@ndy38 01.11.2005 13:37 |
The turbulent term of Tyke Tyler and the Dragon in the Garden. Sooooooooooooo bad |
KillerQueen840 01.11.2005 14:39 |
I've only read a few parts of Don Quixote when I used to take Spanish. Well, I guess I'm going to have to say The Iliad. |
Serry... 01.11.2005 15:15 |
"Using of "shall, will" in English language" chapter in "English language for the schools" book. |
dragonzflame 01.11.2005 15:41 |
Persuasion by Jane Austen. I never managed to finish it. I don't know what the big deal with her is, but everyone except me seems to love her. Far as I can tell, the best thing about her canon is Colin Firth as Mr Darcy :-) |
Music Man 01.11.2005 16:24 |
Erin wrote: I never read the boring stuff. That's what Cliff's notes are for..;-)Amen. I'm more of a Sparknotes kind of guy, though. Anyway, I read Catcher in the Rye and almost died. That is one silly, stupid book. |
deleted user 01.11.2005 16:35 |
"Jump Ship to Freedom" |
Music Man 01.11.2005 17:01 |
Angels in America, too; it is the quintessential "What the fuck?" read. |
SergeantPepperDG 01.11.2005 17:18 |
I haven't actually started the book in class yet, but if "Tuesdays With Morrie" is anything like the movie... *shudder* |
Yuri 01.11.2005 18:42 |
yeah, tuesday with morrie was bleah in any type of media X_X |
My Melancholy Blues 01.11.2005 20:03 |
Serry...<h6>The Negative QZer wrote: "Using of "shall, will" in English language" chapter in "English language for the schools" book.LOL! Your post always makes me smile! :) |
Saint Jiub 01.11.2005 22:57 |
Ah man, I loved Treasure Island and Catcher in the Rye. I hated anything by DH Lawrence or Billy Shakes-Fear. I can't remember the titles, as I forced them to the bowels ogf my memory. Also Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad really sucked too. |
Gunpowder Gelatine 02.11.2005 00:14 |
The Bible. I didn't like the Odyssey that much either. |
Yuri 02.11.2005 00:43 |
yeah, catcher in the rye was an excellent read... the best book i read for school though was Roy's The God of Small Things. I so reccomend this to ANYONE |
Mr Drowse 02.11.2005 09:01 |
Algebra II |
Mr.Jingles 02.11.2005 11:43 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: I think a lot of you people have lousy literary taste.At least I know for sure than Don Quijote sucks donkey balls. What's the point of reading about some lunatic who fights windmills. |
doremi 02.11.2005 12:56 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:''To dream, the impossible Dream!'' (Man Of La Mancha! great musical from Don Quixote!)Mr.Jingles wrote:You obviously have no clue about the context. Read up on Cervantez and Europe in his day. It'll be a revelation...I sincerely hope, as there would be no hope for you if it's not.<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: I think a lot of you people have lousy literary taste.At least I know for sure than Don Quijote sucks donkey balls. What's the point of reading about some lunatic who fights windmills. |
Music Man 02.11.2005 13:10 |
I think reading fiction is just a waste of my time. And that's true. There are so many things I would rather do, thus eliminating the only reasonable arguement for reading fiction: entertainment. Non-fiction stories as well. Lame. And come on, the boy wants to be a catcher of children in a field of rye. It makes me want to punch him if he were to actually exist. Hard. I was so glad when he got the shit kicked out of him by that pimp. Not to mention him calling everyone in existence a phony. He complains too much. Just as I am doing now. Call me Holden Caulfield, if you will. I can understand it's not a terrible book, but it definitely does not deserve to be a "great" anything. |
Mr.Jingles 02.11.2005 13:28 |
Music Man wrote: I think reading fiction is just a waste of my time. And that's true. There are so many things I would rather do, thus eliminating the only reasonable arguement for reading fiction: entertainment. Non-fiction stories as well. Lame.Even the most ficticious stories have a strong relationship to non-fiction stories, and many of them are very well constructed in the sense that they bring more substance to what could perhaps be the outcome of a non-fiction story. There's no doubt that the great majority of good fiction stories have something that we can learn from. Saying that that fiction is a waste of time brings it down to the level of watching shows like Jackass, The Andy Milonakis Show, or the great majority of reality TV shows. |
Music Man 02.11.2005 15:46 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:I admit that reading is far more productive than such things. However, when I wish to learn, I will take one approach, and when I wish to be entertained, I will take another. I will not try to half-assedly do both at the same time. Regardless, your point is very well taken, and I understand what you mean, but surely you must understand me as well.Music Man wrote: I think reading fiction is just a waste of my time. And that's true. There are so many things I would rather do, thus eliminating the only reasonable arguement for reading fiction: entertainment. Non-fiction stories as well. Lame.Even the most ficticious stories have a strong relationship to non-fiction stories, and many of them are very well constructed in the sense that they bring more substance to what could perhaps be the outcome of a non-fiction story. There's no doubt that the great majority of good fiction stories have something that we can learn from. Saying that that fiction is a waste of time brings it down to the level of watching shows like Jackass, The Andy Milonakis Show, or the great majority of reality TV shows. |
dragonzflame 02.11.2005 18:21 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: I think a lot of you people have lousy literary taste.That's not fair. Literary taste is as subjective as musical taste, and it's nobody's business to judge what others enjoyed/didn't enjoy reading. I actually liked The Bell Jar, but I'm not flaming whoever it was that didn't like it. Accept that others don't share your tastes and opinions. |
spymyshadow 03.11.2005 10:13 |
Goethe, I don't know how to translate but its title is Die whalverwandtschaften. awful. |
goodco 03.11.2005 12:23 |
Corporate Tax Law All the moisture was sucked out of the room, and a two foot pile of sand surrounded me each time I opened that book, ...it was that dry. A fellow student fell asleep and dropped off his chair to the floor during one lecture. I think I became addicted to Vivarin during that term. |
Music Man 03.11.2005 12:47 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote:It's like this, Thomas: what you enjoy and appreciate is based solely on personal tastes. Sure, it takes talent and years of dedication to master the art and skill of bending paper clips, but it is not necessarily something we all should thus enjoy and appreciate. It's all subjective. It doesn't matter if someone is the best in the world or something, it only matters if anyone cares.dragonzflame wrote:There is a difference between quality and appreciation. Style, idiom, use of stylistic figures, originality, etc. can all be objectively measured. For instance, many people do not like James Joyce's "Finnegan's Wake", but it's use of complex multi-lingual puns, phonetic wordings and abundance of stylistic figures, amongst many, many other qualities make it a masterpiece, something which is NOT up for debate. It's like this: I can like or dislike Mozart (I dislike his music, in case you want to know), but I have to admit he was objectively a wonderful composer. I can also like or dislike (I again dislike) Vanilla Ice, but I must also admit that his music lacks every bit of objective quality.<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: I think a lot of you people have lousy literary taste.That's not fair. Literary taste is as subjective as musical taste, and it's nobody's business to judge what others enjoyed/didn't enjoy reading. I actually liked The Bell Jar, but I'm not flaming whoever it was that didn't like it. Accept that others don't share your tastes and opinions. |
Rockyuk 03.11.2005 15:38 |
Tess Of The Dubervilles, Great Expectations and anything by shakespeare stand out as the worst... Some of them wouldnt be so bad, if you didnt have to analize them. Totally pointless aswell, never ever going to come in usful to me. Only one I can honestly say I enjoy was the play Journey's End, which was excellent. Did that one for drama though, loved performing it. |
KillerQueen840 03.11.2005 15:49 |
All I have to say is that I love fiction. |
Mr.Jingles 03.11.2005 16:05 |
Rockyuk wrote: Tess Of The Dubervilles, Great Expectations and anything by shakespeare stand out as the worst...My girlfriend is an English major, and she has read tons of books. She told me that Shakespeare books are very well constructed stories with lots of intrigue, and well deserve the praise they get. However, reading them in their original versions of XVII C. English is a major pain in the ass becuase it's like reading a complete different language. Modern English versions of Shakespeare can even be enjoyed by pretty much anyone who likes to read. |
Music Man 03.11.2005 16:05 |
Something that irritates me, however, is the manner in which schools and society in general praise and worship enthusiasm in reading. Perhaps I can understand reading to familiarize yourself with the classics is one thing, as such familiarity is tantamount to knowledge and may even help with an English degree. But reading the reams of utter literary garbage that pervades the modern publishing industry should not be promoted. Enthusiastic reader...Why don't you reward me for being an enthusiastic text messager or an enthusiastic bowler or some other nonsense like that? "Reading builds your vocabulary." Bullshit. "Reading builds your creativity." Bullshit. "Reading builds your intellect." Bullshit. It's almost as bad as those idiots promoting music programs because they "promote good grades." |
Rockyuk 03.11.2005 16:34 |
Mr.Jingles wrote:English Major? Whats the british army got to do with books?Rockyuk wrote: Tess Of The Dubervilles, Great Expectations and anything by shakespeare stand out as the worst...My girlfriend is an English major, and she has read tons of books. She told me that Shakespeare books are very well constructed stories with lots of intrigue, and well deserve the praise they get. However, reading them in their original versions of XVII C. English is a major pain in the ass becuase it's like reading a complete different language. Modern English versions of Shakespeare can even be enjoyed by pretty much anyone who likes to read. |
The Fairy King 03.11.2005 16:41 |
a book called "De Vierde Man" by Gerard Reve..ugh! Had to do a bookreport on that. -.-' |
KillerQueen840 03.11.2005 16:48 |
To Music Man: I'm sorry but I disagree with you. Even though my vocabulary does not have a large range, reading has helped it a bit. If I see an author use an interesting word, I'll pick it up. And, I think reading does improve your creativity, well as long as you still have somewhat of an imagination left from childhood. When I read a good fictional book that has so many different turns that I would've never suspected, I am intrigued by the author's ideas. Then, I try to think of something just as exciting. If I read a book and hate the ending, I think of a better ending for the book to try to satisfy my disappointment. That is creativity. Even if I love the ending of a book, I try to think of various other endings that would've worked out just as well or even better. I try to think of possible sequels. Just out of enjoyment. That is creativity. You can also learn from the author's writing techniques. |
Music Man 03.11.2005 22:02 |
<font color="lime">KillerQueen840 wrote: To Music Man: I'm sorry but I disagree with you. Even though my vocabulary does not have a large range, reading has helped it a bit. If I see an author use an interesting word, I'll pick it up. And, I think reading does improve your creativity, well as long as you still have somewhat of an imagination left from childhood. When I read a good fictional book that has so many different turns that I would've never suspected, I am intrigued by the author's ideas. Then, I try to think of something just as exciting. If I read a book and hate the ending, I think of a better ending for the book to try to satisfy my disappointment. That is creativity. Even if I love the ending of a book, I try to think of various other endings that would've worked out just as well or even better. I try to think of possible sequels. Just out of enjoyment. That is creativity. You can also learn from the author's writing techniques.See, you're being taken in by their propaganda! You are not gaining any creativity by doing such; you are merely utilizing the creativity you already have. Also, to be honest, when comparing those who read with those who do not, I have noticed no difference in vocabularies. Sure, you will pick up interesting vocabulary an author has used...as you'll pick up interesting vocabulary you see on television, in conversation, playing video games, watching a sporting event, etc., etc. The best way to improve your vocabulary is to learn words and to be put in situations where you will have to use them. Sure, this will occasionally happen in reading, but it's not as substantial as people would like you to think. Ultimately, here is what I think: Just as a man tries to justify playing online video games with "improving social skills and hand eye coordination," so does he try to justify reading by "improving vocabulary and creativity." If you are going to spend a lot of time doing something, it is simply human nature to force yourself to believe that you are significantly gaining from it. If you can be rewarded for enthusiastic reading, I wonder why I haven't been rewarded yet for...enthusiastic guitar playing...or something. Either way, should reading ultimately be beneficial, even slightly, I stand by the fact that reading half the garbage that is published these days could hardly count as so. link Case in point. |
iGSM 03.11.2005 22:07 |
Angela's Ashes..or..what ever that book is *purges mind* Also Anne Frank and her blasted diary got on my nerves. |
FreddiesGhettoTrench 04.11.2005 15:07 |
Scarlet Letter. Yawn. Or Nothing But the Truth. That was even worse, because my teacher made us read it ALOUD. I HATE READING ALOUD!!! |
Music Man 05.11.2005 02:59 |
<b><font color = "crimson">ThomasQuinn wrote: I'm just glad that this is not a literature-appreciation forum...I think that would be a lot more interesting. And at least there I would have someone to argue with. |
iGSM 05.11.2005 09:26 |
I wonder if there is a similar topic like this on a literature appreciation forum that asks what's the most boring Queen song they made you listen to at school. Which there isn't. |
Bob The Shrek 05.11.2005 09:40 |
Have you checked? |
Banquo 05.11.2005 13:27 |
At School and college I was forced to read.... Great Expectations Macbeth The Withered Arm 1984 Wilfred Owen Poetry King Lear Volpone Various Keats The Playmaker Murmuring Judges Washington Square A Christmas Carol I've got to say apart from perhaps Keats I loved them all. Great Expectations is still my favourite ever book. Who would have thought this board was full of philistines. |
Banquo 05.11.2005 15:20 |
Yes the British English Lit reading list is very erratic to say the least. A friend who went to another school read Bleak House to my Great Expectations and Hamlet to my Macbeth. Can't wait for the modern Shakespeare productions on the BBC on Monday. You can always trust the Beeb to do it right. |
Mr.Jingles 05.11.2005 19:50 |
Music Man wrote: "Reading builds your vocabulary." Bullshit. "Reading builds your creativity." Bullshit. "Reading builds your intellect." Bullshit. It's almost as bad as those idiots promoting music programs because they "promote good grades."Some of the most brilliant minds in the history of humanity have never grabbed a book in their hands. Like Victoria Beckham, for instance. Pure genius of a woman. |
iGSM 06.11.2005 08:17 |
Bob The Shrek wrote: Have you checked?Does the Queen piss in a cup and pour it in to your drinking water? Hell yes! |
FreddiesGhettoTrench 06.11.2005 09:50 |
Music Man wrote: Something that irritates me, however, is the manner in which schools and society in general praise and worship enthusiasm in reading. Perhaps I can understand reading to familiarize yourself with the classics is one thing, as such familiarity is tantamount to knowledge and may even help with an English degree. But reading the reams of utter literary garbage that pervades the modern publishing industry should not be promoted. Enthusiastic reader...Why don't you reward me for being an enthusiastic text messager or an enthusiastic bowler or some other nonsense like that? "Reading builds your vocabulary." Bullshit. "Reading builds your creativity." Bullshit. "Reading builds your intellect." Bullshit. It's almost as bad as those idiots promoting music programs because they "promote good grades."But it's true, reading DOES expand your vocabulary, creativity, and intellect. It allows you to learn about many subjects you normally wouldn't, and helps you very much in writing things like papers. Comparing things written by friends of mine that read often and friends of mine that don't, I can definitely see the difference. And music programs DO promote good grades. If kids find something at school they can be interested in, whether music, sports, or another program, they will be more devoted to school in general. |
Rider32 27.11.2005 13:17 |
Lord of the Dam flies! |
SergeantPepperDG 27.11.2005 13:56 |
I just remembered in sixth grade, I had to read "April Morning." -_- |