Someone e-mailed this to me, have fun:
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You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent Greek wedding that took place in Astoria, NY. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a large wedding with about 600 guests. At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from Greece, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reaction for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said:
- "I'm outta here. You people could stay here and celebrate with that whore".
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $92,000 for a 600 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 600 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Another very similar story is about a US airline hostess, who was living in London with her boyfriend.
Arriving "home" at his empty flat, she knew before-hand that he would be away on a golfing trip with his mates. Later, she went to place a videotape into the video-recorder to catch up on some soaps.
However, what she saw on the video was of a very intimate nature, between the boyfriend and another Stewardess. So she just packed her case, and quielty left, knowing full well that he would not be returning for another 10 days or so.
But before she left, she telephoned the speaking clock in New York City, and left the phone at the side of the table.
By the time he had returned, his phone call had run up a bill of over £100,000!
Now that's what I call style!
I like the story about the guy who comes home early from work and finds his wife getting it baw-deep from the next door neighbour. He drags the guy who's bollock naked outside and into the garden shed, puts his balls in a vice, tightens it and removes the handle. He then goes back to the house and returns with a rusty looking hacksaw. The naked neighbour takes one look at the hacksaw and says "Oh My God! You're not going to cut my balls off, are you?"
The guy smiles and says "No, you are. I'm going to set the shed on fire."
fatty.