Hi folks,
I was walking up my street the otherday minding my own business when an old woman came out of her house and asked me if I would remove a dead sparrow from her back door as she was too afraid to do it herself. I said "yeah, no probs" and she handed me a spade and I went around and threw the bird in the bin. She was ever so greatful and offered me in the house for a cup of tea and some custard creams. I said yes beacause i do like custard creams. Anyway, after I had polished them off, she kept touching my leg saying how greatful she was, then her hand moved up to my groin area. She then asked me for one more favour. A sexual favour. Now,this woman was at least 70 and living on her own, I saw it as my duty to perform a service for her, especially as she said I could have her dead husbands 78 beetle. A bit rusty, but the car was in good nick.
DudleyFufkin wrote: Hi folks,
I was walking up my street the otherday minding my own business when an old woman came out of her house and asked me if I would remove a dead sparrow from her back door as she was too afraid to do it herself. I said "yeah, no probs" and she handed me a spade and I went around and threw the bird in the bin. She was ever so greatful and offered me in the house for a cup of tea and some custard creams. I said yes beacause i do like custard creams. Anyway, after I had polished them off, she kept touching my leg saying how greatful she was, then her hand moved up to my groin area. She then asked me for one more favour. A sexual favour. Now,this woman was at least 70 and living on her own, I saw it as my duty to perform a service for her, especially as she said I could have her dead husbands 78 beetle. A bit rusty, but the car was in good nick.
Seems like that's the only way possible for you could get laid.
she must've felt it she was doing her bit for 'care in the community' by shagging you....
still so long as she didn't mind losing all her street cred in one go eh?
Yogurt<br><font size=1>The Artist wrote: Is she still alive?
I bet she died of an infection... in all her body
LMAO! That was her volunteer ''community service'' that elderly people do on behalf of the physically and mentally handicapped.
Oh I see Martin beat me to it!
<font color=green>Bren<font color=orange>ski wrote: she must've felt it she was doing her bit for 'care in the community' by shagging you....
still so long as she didn't mind losing all her street cred in one go eh?
