You are into women now?
Last time we were together you begged me to cum in your goatee (circa 1993) so you could save it later for an afternoon snack.
That was the night I broke up with you for giving up your ass to a 3 foot black miget who brought his own can of axle grease.
I should have known better than to try to keep a Argentina boy faithful to me.
Like the rest of the world says, there is only one way to seperate the men from the boys in Argentina.... with a crowbar.
What are those sentences Alex??
I can almost make it out...
Pee? Rape?
Oh, got it... gay rape , then pissed on... should have known, you always loved that (wink).
There is no way I'm waking your grandpa and uncle up at this hour to take care of that.
Just masturbate to your Playgirl's tonight to tide you over.