| bryans permed poodle 15069 14.07.2005 14:26 |
I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ? Please list your animal here: |
| Queenleaf 14.07.2005 14:28 |
oh god |
| Bob The Shrek 14.07.2005 14:29 |
Wear wellies, put their rear legs inside the wellies and they can't run away. Also, do it on the edge of a cliff so that they push back that little bit harder. |
| Janet 14.07.2005 14:29 |
I thought that was a sheep you were on about Robert, not a goat. |
| Bob The Shrek 14.07.2005 14:31 |
If it moves....... ;-) Ostriches are okay but it can get fucking painful if you break stride with them! |
| Erin 14.07.2005 14:33 |
I always figured Shrek and Donkey were getting it on... |
| Janet 14.07.2005 14:34 |
I was always suspicious myself, Erin ;-) |
| Bob The Shrek 14.07.2005 14:35 |
I don't like to gossip but Donkey is actually hung like a human *waggles pinkie*...you know what I mean ;-) |
| bohemian 11513 14.07.2005 14:39 |
How about BPP and Paul "The Animal" Rodgers? Tell us Poodle! :-) |
| doremi 14.07.2005 15:00 |
Bohemian777 wrote: How about BPP and Paul "The Animal" Rodgers? Tell us Poodle! :-)LOL! LMAO! |
| Megamike The GREAT 14.07.2005 15:08 |
Bryans Permed Poodle wrote: I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ? Please list your animal here:Your mother.. |
| Mr.Jingles 14.07.2005 15:33 |
Mike Preston wrote:LMFAO!!!!Bryans Permed Poodle wrote: I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ? Please list your animal here:Your mother.. |
| brENsKi 14.07.2005 15:39 |
Janet wrote: I thought that was a sheep you were on about Robert, not a goat.from what i've been told...rabbits are best because they 'f*ck like rabbits' |
| Bob The Shrek 14.07.2005 15:48 |
That's true Brenski but you have to wrap them in celloptape to stop them splitting. Yes, I know....sorry |
| Janet 14.07.2005 16:01 |
Ah, bunny love. |
| The Fairy King 14.07.2005 16:39 |
You should ask your mom, you're the product of one hell of a night with Scruffy :P |
| doremi 14.07.2005 16:46 |
Barry © wrote:Lol all 3 are do-able!Mike Preston wrote:Mike, I was going to post that, you beat me to it. I'll settle for his Sister and maybe his Granny if she is a hottie. :-)Bryans Permed Poodle wrote: I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ? Please list your animal here:Your mother.. |
| Erin 14.07.2005 17:57 |
Bob The Shrek wrote: That's true Brenski but you have to wrap them in celloptape to stop them splitting. Yes, I know....sorryGood lord..*lol* |
| Mayboy 14.07.2005 18:34 |
LOL! what a topic, i love Queenzone |
| DarkQueen 14.07.2005 18:42 |
BMP - you have officially outdone yourself in being a sick bastard. |
| The Fairy King 14.07.2005 20:09 |
I hope u mean BPP, and not Big Mike Preston :P |
| Megamike The GREAT 14.07.2005 21:41 |
YEah.. I hope you were talking about him.. I mean I CAN be sick.. believe me... Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with this one woman, How the hell was I to know she had been dead for 3 months.. the Maggots were just like they had been put there that day.... |
| inu-liger 15.07.2005 01:49 |
I couldn't help but notice you have a picture scanned from one of my favourite comics in your profile, Mike! Gotta love Calvin and Hobbes! (by the way, does anyone know how to pronounce "Hobbes"? My dad doesn't agree with me on how it's pronounced!) |
| deleted user 15.07.2005 03:56 |
Sometimes women can be animals |
| Megamike The GREAT 15.07.2005 07:29 |
Inu-Liger<h6>-a.k.a. Richard Guilbault- wrote: I couldn't help but notice you have a picture scanned from one of my favourite comics in your profile, Mike! Gotta love Calvin and Hobbes! (by the way, does anyone know how to pronounce "Hobbes"? My dad doesn't agree with me on how it's pronounced!)I actually got to meet Bill Waterson once, he was a very cool man, it was shortly after he retired from doing Calvin and Hobbes and he said the reason he retired was he didn't want the strip to become old and tired unlike the orange cat.. of course he was referring to Garfield... of ALL the Calvin and Hobbes strips the one I have in my profile is still my favorite, of course they ALL are funny... and Hobbes rhymes with Knobs or Bobs.... and that is from Bill Watersons own mouth... that is how he said it. |
| inu-liger 15.07.2005 15:41 |
I figured it was that, because there was a strip that had Hobbes place a sign by a creek with the words "Hobs Creek" (csp?) before Calvin could do the same thing (with his own name written on it, of course). I'm envious of you, that you got to meet Bill! |
| Erin 15.07.2005 23:03 |
<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Okay, BPP is having sex with a standart poodle now (The big one). I should hide my lil' Twister so he won't get raped by such a sick man like himMight not be a bad idea..;-) |
| DarkQueen 15.07.2005 23:17 |
Mike Preston wrote:OUCH!! Shot Mike... ;)Bryans Permed Poodle wrote: I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ? Please list your animal here:Your mother.. <font color=#C5150>The Fairy King</font> wrote: I hope u mean BPP, and not Big Mike Preston :PWHOOPS!! My bad - oh well, you people know I mean the friggin' poodle anyway... Mike Preston wrote: YEah.. I hope you were talking about him.. I mean I CAN be sick.. believe me... Have I ever told you about the time I had sex with this one woman, How the hell was I to know she had been dead for 3 months.. the Maggots were just like they had been put there that day....Okay, NOW you've outdone yourself... |
| Ozzy Queen 16.07.2005 19:04 |
Ok, i'll give you some advice from the man who has a fetish for lions in hats. Don't do it with a lion! It's hard enough getting them to wear the hat let alone getting them to sit still while it's happening. But i managed. I also manged to get a lovely 56 stiches ALL over my body but i did it. It just goes to show, where there's a will there's a way. |
| wstüssyb 16.07.2005 19:15 |
Yes, I had sex with a Animal...well that what she looked like the morning, fucking beer... |
| wstüssyb 16.07.2005 21:00 |
So ugly, if she went to Taco bell, every one would run for the border. |
| Banquo 17.07.2005 02:00 |
I knew a Farmer who was like that. He kept Mountain Goats. |
| The King Of Rhye 17.07.2005 06:54 |
Bryans Permed Poodle wrote: I'm thinking of having sex with a goat. Have any Queenzoners done it with an animal ? Please list your animal here:human |
| Queenleaf 17.07.2005 09:53 |
Erin wrote:Lovely day for it.<font color =#CC00FF>***Marial-B*** wrote: Okay, BPP is having sex with a standart poodle now (The big one). I should hide my lil' Twister so he won't get raped by such a sick man like himMight not be a bad idea..;-) |
| Penis - Vagina 16.08.2005 00:49 |
I'm not sure whether this qualifies, but a few years ago one of my cats (now deceased) became interested in certain movements I was making under the covers, and she proceeded to knead my balls through the covers, and I didn't stop her. |
| jasen101 16.08.2005 04:13 |
I think you should get raped my an animal...Bryans Permed Poodle...that should teach you. |
| deleted user 16.08.2005 06:19 |
jasen101 wrote: I think you should get raped my an animal...Bryans Permed Poodle...that should teach you.wouldn't work. Can't you see Brian's Spermed Poodle licking his lips? |
| Erin 16.08.2005 09:02 |
Jeffrey Todd wrote: I'm not sure whether this qualifies, but a few years ago one of my cats (now deceased) became interested in certain movements I was making under the covers, and she proceeded to knead my balls through the covers, and I didn't stop her.That made me think about Ali G in Da House where his dog is lickin' his balls.. "TUPAC NO!!!.....whatevah..." *lol* |