I like grubs armed with heavenly fire swords.
However the squealing pigs my aunts co-worker has very much like to eat these grubs.
A unfortunate man got a bazooka and suddenly decided to shoot it at the ground, So he
flew up and hit an airplanes pilot window, And all the pilot said was "D**N bugs!!"
and he windsheilded him off and he fell down through the roof of a rock concert and
on to the stage, And you know what happens to people who land on rock concert
stages.... THEY GET SENT TO THE SNAKE PIT!!!! The moose that wasn't there promptly
said nothing. Did you know that there are gnomes couching politicians in there back
pockets? These are very mischievous gnomes indeed. And this explains why politicians
are such COMPLETE AND UTTER DOLTS. A blind man once went up to Osama Binladin and
said "I like your red jeans"
--The Magic Albert Man
P.S. I sincerly oppologize to all with a sane mind. For everyone else, come join the party