I say we at QZ rally together, and adopt a new theme song.
The Clash's "Should I Stay Or Should I Go" in honor of all those fluffheads at QZ who say they are leaving, beg us to ask them to stay, can't make up their minds, etc.
No shit. In my experience, the people that truly want to leave just do it without any goodbye posts that inevitably have people begging them to come back. No fanfare, no nothing, they just stop posting. And they don't usually come back, whereas I think I have yet to see anyone who has posted a goodbye message actually leave.