I've gone BLIND! The madness! Hase this girl EVER heard of a BRA! Geez, no wonder Colin farrell, Wilmer Valderama and half of Hollywood's men are after her. Geez. She needs more than a bra. She needs a forklift!
Arlene R. Weiss wrote: I've gone BLIND! The madness! Hase this girl EVER heard of a BRA! Geez, no wonder Colin farrell, Wilmer Valderama and half of Hollywood's men are after her. Geez. She needs more than a bra. She needs a forklift!
LOL... She's still ugly though.
What I think is funny is how she constantly complains about people being obsessed with the size of her boobs while pretty much every outfit she wears is a sign in bold print that says:
"LOOK AT THESE BIG-ASS DOUBLE D CUP TITIES".
I myself prefer THE REAL THING. Even if it's an A size.
Just because someone is disgusted by a girl showing her nipples in public all the time doesn't mean they are jealous of her beauty, it means they think she should buy better fitting clothing!
:-)
Janet wrote: Just because someone is disgusted by a girl showing her nipples in public all the time doesn't mean they are jealous of her beauty, it means they think she should buy better fitting clothing!
:-)
Really, has the woman no shame, no decency. Remember Lil'Kim at some music awards show last year. She was NAKED up top execpt for some very small pasties. Diana Ross was a presenter with her, and made fun of Kim, by grabbing and flapping her, er, bare jugs...
Leppar wrote: Stop being jeolous of her beauty. She is a babe - of that there is no doubt.
Question marks over her singing ability though.
Sorry
I don't know what guys find so attractive about all those freckles. Also it's kinda gross that orange tan she has. I don't know what is it about those California white chicks who get those ugly tans wishing they looked like latinas, but instead end up looking like they have some skin disease.
Remember J.Lo in that infamous dress she wore with Puffy, where she had her dress taped to her er...boobies. One false move, a little too much humidity and the adhesive slips...OH NO! OMG!
MR.JINGLES79 get your camera before she covers up!
Mr.Jingles79 wrote: I'm fed up with J-Lo
I don't care how hot she is, to me there's no bigger turn-off than being a total bitch.
Ok...how about...Jessie Alba...wearing her black leather cowboy chaps and silver studded bra, twirling her lasso in her erotic dance, she moves, she writhes, then all of a sudden!
OH NO! OMG! She shrieks. "My bra strap broke! Oh christ...someone get me a towel or something."
Mr. Jingles79 in audience, the gentleman that he is steps forth to the maiden in distress and offers her the shirt off his back, and gallantly covers her up! Nothing sexier than a gal in a guy's shirt anyhow!
Jessie Alba falls for Mr. Jingles79 gallantry and they become the Hottest couple in Hollywood! :)
Arlene R. Weiss wrote:
Ok...how about...Jessie Alba...wearing her black leather cowboy chaps and silver studded bra, twirling her lasso in her erotic dance, she moves, she writhes, then all of a sudden!
OH NO! OMG! She shrieks. "My bra strap broke! Oh christ...someone get me a towel or something."
Mr. Jingles79 in audience, the gentleman that he is steps forth to the maiden in distress and offers her the shirt off his back, and gallantly covers her up! Nothing sexier than a gal in a guy's shirt anyhow!
Jessie Alba falls for Mr. Jingles79 gallantry and they become the Hottest couple in Hollywood! :)
Oh God Arlene, the last I'd ever want to do is become a Hollywood celebrity, but if that's what it takes to have a hottie like Jessica Alba, then they'll be seeing me around Sunset Blvd.
