Under a mushroom at the bottom of the garden - he sits there dangling his fishing rod into a tiny pond and whiles away the hours whistling bass lines to himself.
John currently is enrolled in the Witness Relocation Program. I cannot tell you that he lives in Dayton, Ohio in the USA under the name Vivian L St Claire. Nope, can't tell you any of that. I sure as hell can't tell you his address is 541 West Maple Street. Yep, he's in safe hands now and nobody can get to him.
i last heard he was running a chic little wine bar in basra and folks he's just got his licence thru to open 24hr,
but if its anything like his last business venture i.e. dwarf collector and selling them on at a tidy profit, well the law did'nt see it like that i think the term they used at his arrest was "people trafficking" hmmmmm
He lives in my closet with Brian. No, seriously. I keep him in there with all the other members of my extremely SEXY guy collection.
Don't belive me...say hi Deaky,
Deaky: Hi.
HA! PROOF!