How would you advertise yourself with a dating agency or some such? I've secretly sent the following to a personal ads section of our local newspaper 'The Buckland Yawn'. If the gaffer gets wind of this, I'll catch it hot, I reckon! "Not only are you green, my lad " he'd say "but you're also cabbage looking." He's right enough, I suppose:-
'Sensible fellow, small in stature but big in heart WLTM lady aged 18-50 with view to romance, marriage and children. Appearance not essential, but must have own limbs. Sense of humour needed as I do go on a bit. Likes: ale, gardening and the scent of spring blossom. Dislikes: Folk who accuse me of going through their bins. Pipesmoker preferred.'
I just made the 60 words maximum allowed! Cost me £5.00 but I reckon its a small price to pay if the right lady comes along! I'll keep you posted - just don't tell gaffer!
Knowing my luck Hem, I'd get carjacked. Besides, I don't drive. I can just about ride a pony - would that do?
So how would you lot word a Personal Ad then? That was the point of this topic after all.
Rabon_Gumm wrote: Knowing my luck Hem, I'd get carjacked. Besides, I don't drive. I can just about ride a pony - would that do?
So how would you lot word a Personal Ad then? That was the point of this topic after all.
well if you ride a pony just give it a good wash,and ride it buck naked and wear just a cowboy hat 3sizes to small, and you'll deffo pull some o'l chick, oh i forgot you must seranade her at the top of your voice with the opera section of "bo-rap"... lol
my AD, goodlooking, tanned, green eyes, muscular build, and i dance like ya grandad "damn i should of took those tap dancing lessons as a kid"...
*coughs 12in* wha??? i didnt say anything?!
Well I did try this once old Rabon Gumm-Features
'Well-to-do chap, wine drinker, own estate, looking for a classy bit of totty with own teeth, those of a foreign dispostion need not apply, esp. Irish. Naked photos required.'
Astonishingly I only got three replies and one was from the newspaper editor saying I was banned from appearing in his paper again.
Bloody Paddy.