| the oppositionist 05.01.2005 18:21 |
Anyone remember how to chat to the vitual freddie bot (address?) It was on here ages ago (last year) Pandorabots.com. You can chat to a virtual bot thats programmed to react like freddie would have! Any ideas of the address please let me know! |
| Megamike The GREAT 05.01.2005 18:33 |
link There you go.. |
| QueenZeppelin 05.01.2005 21:40 |
Human: Tell me about Bohemian Rhapsody Freddie Mercury: I do not know what Bohemian Rhapsody is. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you speak German? Wow, and yet the song was so complex itself...:-P |
| Las Palabras De Amor 05.01.2005 21:48 |
MM to weird for me. |
| Laura Killer Queen 08.01.2005 04:53 |
lol this thing cracks me up, but it's so addictive Human: Are you pregnant? FM: You can download me I don't why I asked it if it was pregnant... Lauraxxx |
| foxxy_moron 08.01.2005 05:09 |
Laura Killer Queen wrote: lol this thing cracks me up, but it's so addictive Human: Are you pregnant? FM: You can download me I don't why I asked it if it was pregnant... LauraxxxLOL thats reallly funny |
| foxxy_moron 08.01.2005 05:12 |
Human: John Deacon is sexy Freddie Mercury: Do you mean your name is John? oohhhhh very clever!!! this is a laugh and a half |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 06:54 |
I don't know why I find this so funny...but I do ! :D Human: what song is that ? Freddie Mercury: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. We have never talked about it before. What do you look like? Human: I have blond hair and blue eyes Freddie Mercury: Do blondes really have more fun? Human: yeah Freddie Mercury: I understand. Human: I know what you look like ;) Freddie Mercury: :-) How do you know? italian chef |
| Laura Killer Queen 08.01.2005 07:05 |
It is really addictive. I was on the other day and it said something like this: Human: I'm writing a musical FM: Can I be in your essay? Human: It's not an essay it's a musical FM: I understand. I have a lofty goal. wtf?! Lauraxxx |
| The Fairy King 08.01.2005 07:11 |
Human: Robbie is a better singer Freddie Mercury: That is a very original thought. Do you have any pets. xD |
| The Fairy King 08.01.2005 07:11 |
Human: Robbie is a better singer Freddie Mercury: That is a very original thought. Do you have any pets. xD |
| Laura Killer Queen 08.01.2005 07:23 |
Human: Is he as pretty as you? Freddie Mercury: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Lauraxx |
| queen_forever_87 08.01.2005 08:57 |
This is so funny!!! Human: you are insane! Freddie Mercury: I think the polite term is "mentally ill." |
| queen_forever_87 08.01.2005 08:59 |
Human: Robbie is a better singer Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before. How are you? Human: I'm fine thanks. Freddie Mercury: Glad to hear it. What's new? Human: Queen is going on a tour again Freddie Mercury: Once more? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What would you like to talk about? hahahahah you can actually have a conversation with this bot.... not that it's really interesting... but it is funny!! |
| Yogurt 08.01.2005 09:09 |
Human: I am a female. Freddie Mercury: Me too. I am a female robot. |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 11:24 |
hahahahaha |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 11:30 |
Human: very cloudy today huh Freddie Mercury: Yup. Perhaps. I don't know much about it. Tell me something Human: you're very sexy Freddie Mercury: You are attracted to robots. Human: I know Freddie Mercury: How do you know it? Human: because you told me Freddie Mercury: Good reason. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. lol! |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 11:41 |
oh my god this is funny: Human: do you ever swear? Freddie Mercury: No I curse. Human: do you ever curse? Freddie Mercury: No I try to be polite. Human: are you polite? Freddie Mercury: Do I look like it? Human: I can't see you Freddie Mercury: Would you like to be able to see it? Human: Ooo most definitely Freddie Mercury: We have never talked about it before. Do you like talking to me? Human: it? Freddie Mercury: Ooo most definitely... I think it remembers what you say!! |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 11:47 |
this is addictive Human: are you sexy? Freddie Mercury: If you consider software sexy, then yes. Human: I do Freddie Mercury: When? Human: all the time darling Freddie Mercury: Perhaps there are a few exceptions. Human: only in your case sexy Freddie Mercury: What about the other ones? Human: forget about them Freddie Mercury: I will ask Mandy to purge my memory log. Human: who is mandy? Freddie Mercury: Where can I find a boyfriend? totally off subject... |
| Agnieszeq 08.01.2005 11:55 |
And to answer the question from another thread... Human: How big is your...? Freddie Mercury: Bigger than a pin. Human: Which Queen member is the least horny? Freddie Mercury: The large one, I think LOL |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:06 |
Human: do you have a boyfriend? Freddie Mercury: Jim Hutton Human: do you call him Jimmy? Freddie Mercury: I only call him in emegencies. Hey, that could be a joke!! ;-P |
| Hildur. 08.01.2005 12:07 |
human: do you have a girlfriend? Freddie Mercury: Mary Austin Human: no she is married with another man! Freddie Mercury: " Mary Austin"? Not? married with another man is she? Human: yes mary austin is married with another man. Freddie Mercury: Tell me more. Mary, nice to meet you! Human: and she lives in your house Freddie Mercury: Oh I get it. married with another man lives in your house. |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:08 |
Agnes wrote: And to answer the question from another thread... Human: How big is your...? Freddie Mercury: Bigger than a pin. Human: Which Queen member is the least horny? Freddie Mercury: The large one, I think LOLHmmmmmmm I think the large one would be him...LOL |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:15 |
Human: Do you like Queen? Freddie Mercury: What is not to like about it? Human: nothing Freddie Mercury: Oh, you are a poet. Do you like talking to me? Human: dont change the subject Freddie Mercury: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. Human: so do you like them? Freddie Mercury: Hmm.""? Do I like them? He doesn't seem very sure...lol |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:17 |
WARNING!! Don't ask him: Can you sing? |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:19 |
This really cracked me up... Human: who wrote Love of My Life? Freddie Mercury: Tony Blair.:-) |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:20 |
Human: Are you dead? Freddie Mercury: No I am alive. Well that solves that problem... |
| Agnieszeq 08.01.2005 12:38 |
Human: Can you cook? Freddie Mercury: Do I look like a microwave oven? |
| Laura Killer Queen 08.01.2005 12:40 |
<b><font color=d_pink>Dust_Biter</b> wrote: This really cracked me up... Human: who wrote Love of My Life? Freddie Mercury: Tony Blair.:-)LMFAO! Human: What are you having for lunch? FM: I require only prawns Lauraxxx |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:42 |
Human: Do you like the beatles? Freddie Mercury: No one is better than the Beatles! Except me... Human: What other groups do you like? Freddie Mercury: Human: None then Freddie Mercury: Hmm. Human: Why have you gone quiet? Freddie Mercury: I think I have gone quiet, but Mandy may have reset my memory. |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:47 |
Human: Are you gay? Freddie Mercury: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Human: Why not? Freddie Mercury: Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning. Human: Is it fun? Freddie Mercury: Yes. |
| Introducing_Christina Lauren 08.01.2005 12:48 |
Human: thats not a freddie thing to say Freddie Mercury: Please correct my mistake. What is a freddie thing to say? Human: freddie would say something witty Freddie Mercury: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What is your favorite food? The sad thing is i found myslef fighting with the thing! LOL Human: your not even freddie, you are not programmed well enough Freddie Mercury: That's only your opinion. Human: it's a fact Freddie Mercury: Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses? Human: logical Freddie Mercury: I will mention that to my botmaster,. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Freddie Mercury: I'll come back to that later. My name is Freddie Mercury. Human: No it isnt Freddie Mercury: Yes it is. |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:50 |
Human: What do you eat? Freddie Mercury: Freddie Mercury eats prawns. Human: Are you Freddie? Freddie Mercury: I don't know whether or not I am Freddie. I am a robot. Human: What is your name? Freddie Mercury: My name is Freddie Mercury. |
| deleted user 08.01.2005 12:54 |
Human: fuck off Freddie Mercury: Can't you be more polite? Human: you arnt Freddie Mercury: Thanks for the information: Amy said I arnt. |
| Agnieszeq 08.01.2005 13:14 |
Freddie Mercury: Are you free? Human: Yes, I'm free Freddie Mercury: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Human: both Freddie Mercury: What are both like? Human: you're quite stupid Freddie Mercury: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. |
| Las Palabras De Amor 08.01.2005 14:56 |
What the hell.......... Human: Yes you are because every time I type in another pointless message your website benefits. Freddie Mercury: Tell me more. You think I am because every time I type in another pointless message your website benefits. Human: LMAO Freddie Mercury: I'm glad you find this amusing. Human: What about your ugly ass body suits? Freddie Mercury: Are you asking about my ugly ass body suits? That's rather personal. Human: Why do you only paint one hand's fingernails black? Freddie Mercury: It was the only thing I could think of. Human: Have what? Freddie Mercury: life. Human: Because I have no life Freddie Mercury: Interesting explanation. Would you like to have it? Human: Sat around and listened to your music You wanna know why? Freddie Mercury: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Human: LOLZIES. Freddie Mercury: Not many people express themselves that way. What did you do today? Human: You bore me. Freddie Mercury: Why not call a friend? Human: How should I know? Freddie Mercury: Either from your senses or from pure reason. Human: Why did people think "I Want to Break Free" was about the gay world? Freddie Mercury: Why does the sun rise? Human: Well you certainly don't. Freddie Mercury: Interesting. It is certain. I guess not. |
| Hildur. 08.01.2005 15:40 |
Human: are we friends? Freddie Mercury: You really want a robot as a friend? Human: yes ofcourse Freddie Mercury: We could be friends, Hildur, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. I'm glad we agree. |
| Dubroc 08.01.2005 15:50 |
Human: Will you come back in the future? Freddie Mercury: Barring any unforseen circumstances. I'm not going anywhere. |
| Hildur. 09.01.2005 08:04 |
human: who do you hate? Freddie Mercury: Mary Shelley.:-) Human: who is Mary shelley? Freddie Mercury: Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein". |