Please, please, please, please, come to us in Australia - we missed out on the last tour with Freddie, something we will regret forever! There's enough of us here to warrant a tour - please consider us. Going to you is cost prohibitive for most of us.
By the way, is John going to be coming out of retirement, back from the beach, or has he been replaced as well?
I'm sure that Paul will not be a match for Freddie - no-one could be - but I'm willing to give him a chance, because if Freddie approves, he will do OK!!
From all of us in Australia, please consider at least one concert in Sydney (or Melbourne?)