a man was happily driving along with his girlfriend and is pulled over by the police. "have you been drinking sir?" said the police officer "no, why? was i driving badly?" asked the man the police officer replied: "no sir, you were driving splendidly, it was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat which made me suspicious"
What do you call a woman with 2 c*nts?
Mrs. Neville
:D
Yeah and it doesn't take long either... a few shots of vodka and fruit punch and I'm off...
Although I do always laugh at everything anyways. I just find a lot of things funny, like the commercial that used to be on TV where the old lady has fallen and can't get up.
Or the commercial with the clapper. That kills me... imagine having a clapper and playing "Radio Ga-Ga"?!