Subject: The Nutrition Facts
For those of you who watch what you eat here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
5. Germans drink lots of beer and eat lots of sausages and more fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.