Call me old fasioned, but I don't like paying income tax. I might have come up with a way for me to avoid paying it but it's probably full of holes.
Anyway, here goes.
instead of filling out an application form, I fill out a competition form.
Then I win a chance to work in the job of my choice. I am also paid expenses which just so happen to be the same as the basic monthly rate for said job.
What appears to be a salary is actually a prize and as such, cannot be taxed.
What kind of small print do I need to put on the bottom of the competition form?
fatty.
Aren't prizes taxed? I mean, if you win a multi-million lotto, is it tax free?
You're on a roll tonight, Fatty. Either you're really bored or really drunk.