I think version 1.0 needs to be reprogrammed to withinn an inch of his lfe.
I hope he has changed his own name to reflect this? Of course he hasn't...
Actually, this brings up the question of Jr/II etc (remember James Bond III, anybody?). I've always thought that it shows a lack of imagination on the part of the parents, but now we have a guy who did use his imagination, but only after choosing the first forename that entered his head. Hiw own.
Trust me, the whole Jr. thing can ruin a guy's life. When he gets old enough to start getting his own mail, things get confusing and magazines like Hot, Hard & Hung end up in the wrong hands. Things like credit history, mental background, criminal records can all get screwed up.
"I could see Mex naming his child cyber porn..."
Whoa, lets not get excited, i don't like kids, and if i do have one, i'll name him Pancrasio Petronilo