I know this is not someone that anyone really wants to hear about anymore, but I swear, I've found her. Just as annoying, just as stuck up, and just as fucking stubborn.
I hate Orlando Bloom, and spend time when I'm bored making fun of him over at the IMDB boards.
But one chick there, "Carmen Lozano, Motion Picture Costumer, Member Local 705," is always posting these rubbish-filled long and arduous to read posts about her "insider knowledge" of the film business in an attempt to prove her authority to the 12-16 year-old girls who frequent the boards.
She must spend hours perfecting the posts, and her grammatical structure is eerily similar to his. Also, she likes to add her credentials to every single post.
I can't believe someone else like that exists ...