The best version of Bohemian Rhapsody is..well I don't know where it's from but before BR it sounds like Freddie is saying 'Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'...then he choked on a sandwich.
It was so unexpected. I mean here I was throwing a carp at him next thing I know he's going 'Fuck me Cameron! There's something in my fucking throat' to which I said 'Whoa, don't look at me, I'm all the way over here!'
Anyway to end the story he fired me and took in John Deacon to be the first annual John Deacon Babysitter Society meeting (J.D.B.S).