| iGSM 09.12.2003 02:22 |
Ugh, I'm wanting to put a quote from Queen in our school year book because at the moment I have 'Don't sleep in the subway' which, on reflection now, is shit. I want now to put in a Queen quote. I was thinking of the one that someone on this board has that goes along the lines of 'If I haven't mentioned it before I wrote Bohemian Rhapsody that went to number 1 for nine weeks'. Are there any other quotes that are funny and that will in 20 years time make me say 'Ha! I remember writing that/posting on that forum to get that quote'? |
| Brian_Mays_Wig 09.12.2003 03:06 |
"I hate religion, it tends to fuck people up!!"....very true Roger. Would they allow that??? lol .......two tits!! :p |
| ogre t raylot 09.12.2003 03:24 |
"I don't believe in torture I don't believe in fight I don't believe in colour I don't believe in white I don't believe in history I don't believe in being Queen any more " - [Brian May], before he realised no-one was interested in him as a solo artist. If he doesn't beleive in torture, why record The Call? |
| The Man On The Prowl 09.12.2003 04:55 |
The Magic Tour will be bigger than bigness itself. It will make seem Ben Hur like the Muppets. [Roger Taylor] I'm just a musical prostitute. [Freddie Mercury] Women are like modern paintings. You can't enjoy them if you try to understand them. [Freddie Mercury] For your school year book I would choose the last, because I think it will be appreciated also by non-Queen fans. |
| Sonja 09.12.2003 06:15 |
"If I didn't do this I wouldn't have anything to do. I can't cook... I'm not very good at being a housewife." "When they stop buying our records I'll say goodbye and become a strip artist or something.." Freddie |
| siljeoen 09.12.2003 12:57 |
"Brian is a wonderful guy,-he's got a big cock.."-Freddie :p |
| Josuè 09.12.2003 14:08 |
" was thinking of the one that someone on this board has" Hey! That's me! "Brian is a wonderful guy, he's got a big cock" LOL! Did he really say it?? |
| deleted user 09.12.2003 15:57 |
yes!!! I found that wav. file of freddie saying it somewhere... i dont remember where though :( i laughed my ass off, hehe... |
| geeksandgeeks 09.12.2003 16:14 |
"You mean, do I usually run around the house dressed as a naughty schoolgirl? Not often." (RT) This next one requires background info. Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said "Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?" Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back." Oh yes, and this classic. "Roger, what did you do?" (FM, to RT at IGSM video shoot, after penguin shits on couch.) |
| Mr Coolest Cat 09.12.2003 17:06 |
But there's nothing for me to sing, might as well be the fucking Andrews sisters, Freddie '85. |
| Arnaldo "Ogre-" Silveira 09.12.2003 17:17 |
"Hey, my fans: you're parasites!" Guess who? |
| FairyQueen 09.12.2003 20:16 |
These quoes are hilarious...damn...Freddie was very smart and had a good sense of humour...they don't make people like him anymore...what a damn shame...they don't make people like QUEEN anymore in general... |
| Dances With Freddie 10.12.2003 06:28 |
""Roger, what did you do?" (FM, to RT at IGSM video shoot, after penguin shits on couch.)" that one's classic! :D |
| Matti 10.12.2003 11:21 |
"was thinking of the one that someone on this board has" Hey! That's me! "Brian is a wonderful guy, he's got a big cock" LOL! Did he really say it??" yeah. It's at link I think and then you go to just for fun. It's called "Brian is Wonderful" or something. pretty funny! |
| MercuryArts 10.12.2003 15:44 |
How about quoting a song. Such as "Is This The World", "If there's a God up in the sky looking down, what must he think of what we've done to the world that he created?" |
| geeksandgeeks 10.12.2003 17:56 |
The Brian one is disturbing. I'm going to be smart and not inquire as to how Freddie knew. For one thing, I'm afraid I' might get an answer. ;) |
| Matti 10.12.2003 23:21 |
This next one requires background info. Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said "Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?" Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back." Lol. That's cute! |
| siljeoen 11.12.2003 05:32 |
aaawwwwwlink |
| Dances With Freddie 11.12.2003 05:33 |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaww!!! :) |
| siljeoen 11.12.2003 05:34 |
hehe.... |
| SergeantPepperDG 21.08.2004 22:50 |
geeksandgeeks wrote: Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said "Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?" Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."I almost wet myself. That seems almost too funny to be real. Is there possibly ANYWHERE you can hear (or watch) that? I doubt it, but if there is, I'd love to see it. |
| The Fairy King 22.08.2004 09:10 |
"This is for all the crazy faggots here tonight"....right before Crazy little thing :) Freddie - Wembley 86 1st night |
| queen_forever_87 22.08.2004 09:28 |
Love the quotes... anyone knows more?? |
| Rick 22.08.2004 10:33 |
Just before Love of my Live (Oakland 1978), Freddie says: "Well, Roger and John are backstage to get their blowjobs as usual, but don't worry, we get them after the show" |
| iGSM 22.08.2004 11:03 |
Turns out those crazy faggots on the 'magazine committee' went fucking bonkers and put that one in anyway (Don't sleep in the subway) because it was more reflective of me. Wankers. But I was suprised to see one of my topics up here again. My last one was about Freddie and Zoastarianism. |
| goinback 22.08.2004 11:57 |
How bout "Now you can kiss my ass goodbye"? |
| iGSM 22.08.2004 12:02 |
Well they did kiss my ass goodbye, those Frenchies. Wow. One of my topics got to two pages. I rock. |
| Little_Queenie 22.08.2004 13:40 |
SergeantPepperDG wrote:No. I don't think so... I think it happened while they were rehearsing so it wasn't recorded. Brian talked about it in one interview, can't remember wich one though..geeksandgeeks wrote: Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said "Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?" Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."I almost wet myself. That seems almost too funny to be real. Is there possibly ANYWHERE you can hear (or watch) that? I doubt it, but if there is, I'd love to see it. |
| Little_Queenie 22.08.2004 13:42 |
"I'm just an old slag who gets up every morning, scratches his head and wonders who he wants to fuck..." by Freddie of course, hilarious:))))))))) "I don't pretend to understand the workings of the journalistic minds." by Roger |
| SergeantPepperDG 22.08.2004 14:04 |
Little_Queenie wrote:Oh well...SergeantPepperDG wrote:No. I don't think so... I think it happened while they were rehearsing so it wasn't recorded. Brian talked about it in one interview, can't remember wich one though..geeksandgeeks wrote: Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said "Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?" Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."I almost wet myself. That seems almost too funny to be real. Is there possibly ANYWHERE you can hear (or watch) that? I doubt it, but if there is, I'd love to see it. |
| Gunpowder Gelatine 22.08.2004 14:28 |
I'm really not sure if this one is true, but I've always thought it was funny. "Dying of thirst and hunger and all John can think about is his bloody hair. If he don't shut up, I'll cut it off with...with...this bit of fluff I found in my pocket. But beware! It's sharp fluff!" - Roger Taylor |
| SergeantPepperDG 22.08.2004 14:35 |
Haha... I like to believe these quotes are real, cause then I feel stupid for putting them in my away messages and stuff... |
| Matti 22.08.2004 14:42 |
Lol. Crazy boys! :) |
| Sonja 22.08.2004 15:45 |
Read that story about the hotel suites in Budapest '86 which I found hilarious! Freddie had the Presidental Suite while the others were resting in "normal" suites which were, of course, not much more different than Freddie's. Roger came into Freddie's room one day and made a remark about the obscenity of the Presidental Suite and Freddie said: "All suites are equal, my dear, but some are more equal than others!' Roger replied: "Well it's a fuck's sake more equal than mine!" |
| SergeantPepperDG 22.08.2004 16:05 |
I'm not even sure if this is a real quote. I got it from this website: link Freddie: "Rog, darling, how exactly do you boil an egg?" Roger: "You, umm - I don't know. I think it has something to do with hot water." |
| lovequeen 22.08.2004 16:07 |
"Well, Roger and John are backstage to get their blowjobs as usual, but don't worry, we get them after the show" HILARIOUS =D |
| syncursor 23.08.2004 03:55 |
"Hey, man, if you don't like us, well... fuck you" - Roger Taylor (May 29, 1982 - Leeds) in reference to the attitude of bands of the day. Taken out of context, it's still very much Roger's attitude anyway. |
| iGSM 23.08.2004 07:51 |
That Roger. So full of anger. And fluff. |
| Brianmay1975 23.08.2004 10:32 |
syncursor wrote: "Hey, man, if you don't like us, well... fuck you"Great! I feel like dedicating these splendid words to all of my schoolmates who hate Queen. It will be a sweet revenge when I get back to school... Btw, I think IGSM's topic has now 3 pages... Rock on boy! |
| iGSM 23.08.2004 10:39 |
Just introduce them to Mr. Petrol and Mr. Fire. That should shut them up for it is very hard for someone to scream while they are on fire. heh, I think I'll have to go back to school to get another year book and have one of these quotes in it :) |
| MetzgerR 09.09.2004 13:27 |
These are absolutely hilarious - where can you find these stories and quotes? Denki denki! |
| Lord Blackadder 09.09.2004 15:10 |
This one is just a little comment, but it sounded funny when he said it. When asked what Freddie was like, Roger replied... 'Freddie's just his natural self really, just a poof!' |
| sonic killer 09.09.2004 19:53 |
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| sonic killer 09.09.2004 19:55 |
Little_Queenie wrote:damn. that freddiepoo thing was funny.SergeantPepperDG wrote:No. I don't think so... I think it happened while they were rehearsing so it wasn't recorded. Brian talked about it in one interview, can't remember wich one though..geeksandgeeks wrote: Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said "Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?" Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."I almost wet myself. That seems almost too funny to be real. Is there possibly ANYWHERE you can hear (or watch) that? I doubt it, but if there is, I'd love to see it. |
| The Real Wizard 10.09.2004 01:01 |
SergeantPepperDG wrote:It's from a soundcheck before a concert, so I doubt it was recorded. Apparently it was the first gig at the Rainbow, 3-31-74... is that the truth, or have books only claimed it was that night?geeksandgeeks wrote: Freddie gets pissed at the other band memebers and storms out. when he hasn't returned after half an hour, Roger and John start to panic. However, Brian stuck his head out the door and said "Oh Freddie? Freddie-poo? Freddiekins, where are you?" Freddie popped back in, enraged, and yelled "Don't you call me that!" Brian smiled and said "I knew that would get you to come back."I almost wet myself. That seems almost too funny to be real. Is there possibly ANYWHERE you can hear (or watch) that? I doubt it, but if there is, I'd love to see it. Arnaldo "Ogre-" Silveira wrote: "Hey, my fans: you're parasites!" Guess who?Don't tell me you're serious... Are there still people here who think Brian called his *fans* parasites, or those who shared tracks from 46664, which were available to buy, for proceeds to go towards AIDS awareness...? |
| icmrocha (The Man From Planet Marzipan) 10.09.2004 08:00 |
"This is about a nasty old man that i used to know, anyway" - - Freddie right before Death On Two Legs (Earls Court) ThaT's the best one IMO :-) ! "What are we doing next, what the f*** are we doing next?... (...)... c'mon John let's go, 'Another One Bites Your Balls', i mean, Dust" (there's something like this right before AOBTD in Birmingham '84) |
| queen_forever_87 04.10.2004 11:20 |
Hey people, I read this topic a while ago, and now I have to put in something in my yearbook too. I've read all those great quotes, but does anyone know any more?? I need quite a lot of those, so that I have a good choice. Would be eternaly thankfull... Thnx So much already!! Love you all!! |