A guy gets a job working in Alaska at a remote oil pumping
station. When he gets there he notices that there are no women
for hundreds of miles. As soon as he got the opportunity he
asked his supervisor what they did for women.
"Well," replied the supervisor. "We really have no access to
women. If you feel the urge there is a barrel with a hole in it
behind the building. You can use the hole."
A few days later the guy is feeling horny and decides to give the
hole in the barrel a try. It is the best sex he has ever had.
The following day he is talking with his supervisor and tells him
that the hole in the barrel was great.
"It's so good I'm going to use it every day," he exclaimed.
"Every day but Thursday," replied the supervisor.
"What's wrong with Thursday?"
"Thursday is your day in the barrel."