I'm stealing a thread idea from Prince.org, which i initially thought was going to be a contributing thread rather than a media story post.
Feel free to chime in.
Stories/Headlines you'd rather see today than whatever commercial dribble/insanely sad story there is on the real ones.
Doesn't have to be "national news/international etc, just anything"
- "HUGE WEAPONS CACHE DISCOVERED UNDERNEATH VAULT OF HELEN KELLER"
- "DANNY GLOVER CONFESSES: "GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS""
- "MAN MARRIES WILDEBEEST" (family surname being "wildebeest")
- "Chewing gum loses flavor on bedpost overnight"
- "Michael Richards to begin one man Sammy Davis show"
- JESUS SUES CHURCH FOR DEFAMATION
- QUEEN RELEASE EXTENSIVE DELUXE STUDIO ARCHIVES; FANS HOSPITALIZED WITH SHOCK" *(Byline 3 confirmed dead)
- "ALL TERRORISTS HAVE BEEN THWARTED AND SUBJECTED TO BOB ROSS RE-RUNS"
- "EVERY TIME A CELEBRITY DIES, BRUCE FORSYTH EXPERIENCES THE QUICKENING"
- "FREDDIE MERCURY AND DAVID BOWIE FOUND ALIVE AND WELL IN MARKS AND SPENCERS CAFE"
- "THERESA MAY FOUND NOT ALIVE AND WELL...."
- "GOOD THREAD APPEARS ON QUEENZONE"
- "STEWIE GRIFFIN ATE MY HAMSTER"
- "SCOTLAND DECLARE INDEPENDENCE"
- "RUSSIANS STOP DEMANDING RELEASE OF QUEEN'S HYDE PARK AND EARLS COURT SHOWS"
- "OMAD DJALILI DOES A SHOW AND DOESN'T MENTION HE'S IRANIAN"
- "HARRY HILL WANTS TIME ALONE: TO START NEW TOUR TOMORROW".
Getting clothes to sell in Kensington market again.
RUSSIAN HACKERS HELD EARLS COURT TAPES, FILMS HOSTAGE: THREATENS TO RELEASE THEM IN BETTER QUALITY IF RANSOM'S NOT PAID
YOU SPIN ME ROUND ENTERS NO.1 AMIDST FIDGET SPINNER CRAZE
QUEEN FAN FORUM FIXES GLITCHES
Haha ^^fidget bullshit.
Useless crap. I thought it was only the U.S. ?
Fan glitches hahaha.
QUEEN ELIZARDBETH PHOTOGRAPHED WITHOUT HUMAN SKIN
PRINCE ROGERS NELSON MURDER SOLVED
CRACKDOWN ON HOLLYWOOD ELITE
TOM CRUISE COMES OUT OF CLOSET AMIDST RECORD FINANCIAL WOES
WHEELCHAIR ROCKERS: THE NEW CRAZE
MAN PLUNGES TO DEATH: SUICIDE; AMID FIDGET STOCK LOWS
IVORY FIDGETS SEIZED FROM BLACK MARKET BUST
VATICAN CELEBRATES NEW "EROTIC WING"; (changes made in hopes to attract more tourism)
1ST ANNUAL JOHN DEACON FESTIVAL CELEBRATION EXTRAVAGANZA (Brian May quoted: "It'll never last...")
GARY BUSEY REVEALED TO BE NICK NOLTE ON DRUG HIGH
CHAKA TO ARETHA: "I FEEL FOR YOU"
NICK NOLTE CONFESSES: "GARY BUSEY WAS THE MOST DIFFICULT ROLE OF MY LIFE"
Apparently, even fidget spinners are a bit of a fad in this side of the Far East
METALLICA DRUMMER ULRICH RECEIVES DANE KNIGHTHOOD, HATERS GO BERSERK
"He's not even the best drummer of Metallica!" - Haters
"Do we have to call him Sir Lars now" - rest of Metallica
Killer_queenIII wrote:
METALLICA DRUMMER ULRICH RECEIVES DANE KNIGHTHOOD, HATERS GO BERSERK
"He's not even the best drummer of Metallica!" - Haters
"Do we have to call him Sir Lars now" - rest of Metallica
Standing ovation!!
The one I would love to read is a simple one: RELIGION DISAPPEARS COMPLETELY.
QUEEN RELEASE NEWS OF THE WORLD 40TH ANNIVERSARY DELUXE EDITION: BAFFLING 7 DISCS OF WE WILL ROCK YOU REMIXES+ ORIGINAL CONTENT WRAPPED IN BUTCHER PAPER
FREDDY MAY BE WRITING A REMAKE OF THE WWRY MUSICAL
Brian is furious: "He's an old dumbass that don't know how to save his life", said to a reporter in a WhatsApp group.