I've seen that. It's pretty funny. I'm actually quite sure it's just a satire site, I think the owner said on tumblr it shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Clearly he has WAVY hair in the photo. It's far from the "genteel" way of saying it...fair.
It's wavy. And that's at only 6 inches! ... of course he has curly ish hair. .. (hesitates) m..
But you know.
Never knew if it was truly curls.
Whatever!