| Gregoryvincke 04.06.2012 13:24 |
I wish to argue that the song 'Breakthru', written by Queen, is a song that encourages gay men to come out of the closet. Here are my arguments: The introduction part speaks for itself: 'A new life is born - oooooh Somehow I have to make this final breakthru . . . now' The passage in the tunnel clearly symbolizes the transition between a heterosexual and a homosexual state of life. Deacon and Taylor's appearance in the tunnel suggests a secret homosexual relationship between the two of them, which would not be surprising, considering the effeminate nature of Roger Taylor and John Deacon's fondness for alcohol (who probably dealt with his true nature by drinking). Moreover, the only woman that is seen in the video-clip has dark make-up around her eyes, symbolizing evil. Furthermore, when one listens to the song, one can clearly hear this, which is repeated over and over: 'If FAGOTS only reach you If FAGOTS make you smile If FAGOTS only reach you That would really be a breakthru' Lastly, the train on which the band was performing looks like a giant dick. The first wagon resembles a glans. The train, or dick, crashing through the wall is once more highly metaphorical and speaks again for itself. Fourteen years after 'Bohemian Rhapsody', Queen wrote another metaphorical song, addressed to homosexual people who had not come out of the closet yet. It is interesting to note that number 14 is symbolic as well, as it is the sum of the first three squares, which makes it a square pyramidal number (which looks like an erect penis) |
| dysan 04.06.2012 14:22 |
Yeah I always thought the rhythm of the song was meant to resemble massive balls smashing against some guys virgin ass. Lovely stuff. |
| The Real Wizard 04.06.2012 14:31 |
Stupidity is one thing. But having absolutely no self-realization to the point that one displays it in public for all the world to see ... really is a talent. Truly hoping the original post was a poor attempt at satire. |
| LK7771 04.06.2012 15:11 |
bollocks |
| andres_clip 04.06.2012 15:16 |
that song is about life. the breakthrough is about. medical research of the aids medicine the last thing I believe Freddie was thinking about 1989 was sex. Are you some kind of hardline christian or just insecure about your own sexuality |
| mooghead 04.06.2012 15:32 |
The OP was obviously written in jest. It just isn't funny. |
| Hangman_96 04.06.2012 15:58 |
Thanks for this topic. I've never laughed so much before. |
| croatiafan 04.06.2012 16:06 |
I think it's hysterical! ROTFLMFAO |
| djcamper 04.06.2012 16:08 |
I've laughed too, thumbs-up. |
| brENsKi 04.06.2012 16:20 |
and wasn't "Breakthru" a Roger song? and wasn't/isn't Roger a raving Hetero? and isn't the OP a fucking thick-bastard-moron incapable of basic research? |
| MadTheSwine73 04.06.2012 17:16 |
dysan wrote: Yeah I always thought the rhythm of the song was meant to resemble massive balls smashing against some guys virgin ass. Lovely stuff.LOL |
| matt z 04.06.2012 18:01 |
he passage in the tunnel clearly symbolizes the transition between a heterosexual and a homosexual state of life. " Ah-ha!!! That would explain why all the men in DOCTOR ZHIVAGO wore heavy make-up and traveled by train! EXCELLENT RESEARCHING BUG! Lots of things are made by humans that resemble sexual objects, is it at all plausible to suggest you're a DESIGNER of some sorts? Your fascination with this clearly must come from lots of homework, first hand knowledge, experience and clinical studies DYSAN: the rhythm and the heavy breaths?...or just the rhythm? I hope you don't forget that the song is very similar to THE BOYS OF SUMMER |
| brunogorski 04.06.2012 18:38 |
Holy mother of god!! LOLO!!!!! LOL!!!!! AHHHHH |
| dowens 04.06.2012 20:51 |
Actually I thought dysan's response was funnier. |
| tcc 04.06.2012 21:54 |
"Twisting every word I say ....." |
| inu-liger 05.06.2012 03:34 |
Wow, this certainly takes the cake. And just when you couldn't get anymore ridiculous than BohRap being about AIDS... |
| andres_clip 05.06.2012 06:01 |
No that song is about u and a dog in a dark alley |
| Gregoryvincke 05.06.2012 07:09 |
Pure evil! |
| madmetaltom 05.06.2012 07:17 |
Talking out of your ass m8 |
| Gregoryvincke 05.06.2012 07:18 |
Homosexual! |
| Gregoryvincke 05.06.2012 07:19 |
Band on a dick!! |
| tomchristie22 05.06.2012 07:27 |
I lol'd. Hopefully this is a joke though.. |
| Hangman_96 05.06.2012 10:48 |
Gregoryvincke wrote: Band on a dick!!Dear, you should visit a shrink, otherwise you'll get locked in a madhouse. |
| Missreclusive 05.06.2012 14:14 |
Please delete all of this before Martel sees it! He may quit! I think that someone has far too much time to think. |
| matt z 05.06.2012 21:18 |
It was funny at first, the pyramidial thing, excessively prodding and stretching anything to suggest a point (like the ppl who keep saying BoRhap was about Freddie's struggle with AIDS...a full 10 years at least before diasgnosis) Then ya had to start posting photos: regular screenshots of the band video...taking the piss out of a decent joke. Oh well..it was fun while it lasted. Obviously the song has been explained as two songs merged together. The opening piano piece ties in a little bit, so the song becomes about a break up; then being "smitten" by someone, just wanting to break the ice. The song carried a lot of positivity with it for me growing up, so I'll be the old maid prude, who calls it for being past the point of funny. To Hijack the post: does anybody glean a different meaning from it? |
| Marcos Napier 05.06.2012 22:10 |
It's all about anal virginity. |
| Missreclusive 05.06.2012 22:44 |
Thats what I get from it. It opens with a painful break up then goes to attraction for someone new for which there is fear. Breakthru would be to let go of the past relationship and fear and go for it. lol, um, not very deep but it was clean. |
| Tommilaiho 06.06.2012 02:55 |
Is the original post a joke? It must be... So roger and john had a secret releationship? Well , I guess that both John's marriage and 6 (!) children , and roger marriages and kids are just coverups? :D Oh dear God... |
| MAYniac91 06.06.2012 06:43 |
dysan wrote: Yeah I always thought the rhythm of the song was meant to resemble massive balls smashing against some guys virgin ass. Lovely stuff.Priceless post... seldom laughed so loud! |
| Senna 06.06.2012 10:45 |
It reminds me of the boys of summer too. |
| Vocal harmony 06.06.2012 13:39 |
If you think a 1930's steam engine looks like a dick. . Maybe you need to visit your doctor, their is obviously something wrong somewhere. |
| thomasquinn 32989 07.06.2012 05:51 |
So, if I get this right, the train is meant to resemble a dick. Does this mean that all Victorians were actually closet-homosexuals with a phallic obsession, or just the ones that travelled by rail? |
| colaco11 07.06.2012 07:13 |
The guy that posted this is either an utter moron or a closet homosexual who desperately seeks "proof"in just a song where there is nothing to be found. BTW: Joh Deacon is a happily married man with (I think) six children)... |
| webby56 07.06.2012 09:30 |
matt z wrote: Lots of things are made by humans that resemble sexual objects,...I have trouble walking through hardware stores. :) |
| SimonFerocious 07.06.2012 15:01 |
I don't understand fans who take Freddie so seriously that they can't have a good laugh about him, he always sent himself up and so did the other band members. |
| MEDUSA-RULES 11.06.2012 11:59 |
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| MEDUSA-RULES 11.06.2012 11:59 |
i know secrets |
| MEDUSA-RULES 11.06.2012 12:07 |
it double posted again wasnt my fault |
| Micrówave 11.06.2012 17:36 |
MEDUSA-RULES wrote: i know secrets You should probably keep them that way. |
| MEDUSA-RULES 14.06.2012 02:51 |
Micrówave wrote:I think they are for sharingMEDUSA-RULES wrote: i know secretsYou should probably keep them that way. |
| Gregoryvincke 14.06.2012 09:41 |
Who is gay??! |
| waunakonor 14.06.2012 15:10 |
matt z wrote: It was funny at first, the pyramidial thing, excessively prodding and stretching anything to suggest a point (like the ppl who keep saying BoRhap was aboutAnd then Gregory just posted something else that doesn't even make sense. Now he just looks like a little troll who's trying to get people all riled up or something. The original post already did all that. I like how there are actually people taking that original post seriously. I just had a good long laugh, then an even harder one (heh heh) when I saw the post about balls, and that's it. Stop ruining your own joke, Gregory! |
| tomchristie22 16.06.2012 21:09 |
First and third posts are hilarious |
| iLoveQueen11 15.08.2012 13:47 |
Tommilaiho wrote: Is the original post a joke? It must be... So roger and john had a secret releationship? Well , I guess that both John's marriage and 6 (!) children , and roger marriages and kids are just coverups? :D Oh dear God...Then I guess this is their secret kid just disguised as a roadie (guy next to Freddie) |