| greaserkat 07.02.2011 16:06 |
Almost all the music biopic movies out there have started with a scene somewhere dfown the line in the career of the musician(s). What do you think should be the opening sence in the upcoming Freddie/Queen biopic? |
| LucTonnerre 07.02.2011 16:35 |
Maybe they start off with a scene right before or right after hitting the stage at LIVE AID? I would love to see scenes like this. The tension, the passion, the moment when they appear on stage - the energy. |
| Bad Seed 07.02.2011 17:09 |
It should start with a flashback of the band getting bigger and bigger. Two US no 1 singles and no1 album, increadibly sucessful 1980 US tour. Then the '81 South American tour. This would all be happening while the opening credits are going up. The film then starts with the band in the studio recording Hot Space. Everything then starts to go downhill. |
| greaserkat 07.02.2011 17:13 |
Bad Seed wrote: It should start with a flashback of the band getting bigger and bigger. Two US no 1 singles and no1 album, increadibly sucessful 1980 US tour. Then the '81 South American tour. This would all be happening while the opening credits are going up. The film then starts with the band in the studio recording Hot Space. Everything then starts to go downhill. ============================================================================================= It does start to go downhill, BUT in the U.S. only, not the rest of the world. |
| Holly2003 07.02.2011 17:20 |
Freddie base jumping into a live volcano to the tune of Dont Stop me now. Just as he's about to spash into the lava, he is rescued by Flash Gordon. They then tongue kiss for the next 35 minutes. |
| john bodega 07.02.2011 17:59 |
The camera pans down from the stars and settles on the horizon line. A tiny car screeches away from the camera, only to be chased by a much bigger car that is (possibly) firing lasers at the smaller car. |
| YannickJoker 07.02.2011 18:18 |
Freddie goes to the doctor's office and the doctor tells him he has AIDS. Flashback... Or, a scene in which Freddie has sex with Nicolai Grishanovich and in the heat of the moment shouts out 'THIS WILL BE MY DEATH SENTENCE!'. Cut to previously mentioned scene and flashback again... |
| jamster1111 07.02.2011 18:30 |
How bout an hour of 4/25/1979 for an opening. |
| Gregsynth 07.02.2011 18:38 |
jamster1111 wrote: How bout an hour of 4/25/1979 for an opening. ====== Brilliant. |
| Thistle 07.02.2011 19:56 |
There are a plethora of ways that it can be done. It could start off with the birth of Freddie, with some non-related Persian music going on in the background; it could start off with him being told he has AIDS and then a flashback (Larry Lurex "Goin' Back" being played in the background) with loads of Queen and Freddie landmark/milestone images zipping backwards (Wembley, Live Aid, Hammersmith '79, Bohemian Rhapsody, the Kenny Everett sketches, The Hectics etc etc) right the way back to the aforementioned birth scene. It could also start off at the first contract signing, Live Aid itself, the making of Bo Rhap or even Freddie uttering the lines about not going to be a star, but a legend. Who knows? Only the writers! Let's wait and see! |
| thunderbolt 31742 08.02.2011 00:55 |
Brian May walks into the frame and rips off the first few licks of Tie Your Mother Down. Flashpots explode, and he and Roger perform the song while the credits roll, with Danny Miranda on bass and Jamie Foxx on vocals. Why Jamie Foxx? Because the last biopic the dude was in won an Oscar. |
| plumrach 08.02.2011 02:41 |
i did hear that there wont be any focus of Freddies Aids virus,will basically be all musical, perhaps imo some personal stuff re all the members will appear on film, but its all about the music |
| Queenman!! 08.02.2011 03:05 |
The first shot should be Greg Brooks saying; "This movie is property of Queen Productions". |
| liam 08.02.2011 04:06 |
I think it will be and should be Queen backstage either just after or just before Live Aid. Show the emotion for a few minutes, how much the crowd loved them and then cut back to an art room showing a shy Freddie at Art School in the late 60's. |
| FriedChicken 08.02.2011 04:31 |
Well, it has been reveiled already that this film isn't going to be about his music? So my guess is that it opens in New York, in 1983 where he is laying in an empty bathtub, while some gay in leather stands above him, pissing on him |
| tcc 08.02.2011 04:37 |
Aah you beat me to it. I was thinking of Freddie in the bathtub composing Crazy Little Thing Called Love :-D |
| Sebastian 08.02.2011 04:46 |
The first scene should be Freddie/Borat saying Paul Rodgers was his favourite singer. |
| Benn 08.02.2011 05:28 |
Freddie bending over some young German bloke, nailing him and, once finished, announcing: "Bring me another - this one's broken!" |
| Jimmy Dean 08.02.2011 05:48 |
Right after the Knebworth concert... when Freddie knew that it was his last time on stage. Heartbreak... then flash back to a pivotal moment in his childhood/early adult years... Opening title: Anyway The Wind Blows |
| Jimmy Dean 08.02.2011 05:51 |
Benn wrote: Freddie bending over some young German bloke, nailing him and, once finished, announcing: "Bring me another - this one's broken!" That really had me laughing! Let's tweak that a bit... "Bring me another, darling - I think this one's broken!" |
| mr mason 08.02.2011 07:13 |
It should start with Freddie jizzing over John and Brian,while Roger is snorting cocaine from Paul Rodgers A##hole....... |
| emrabt 08.02.2011 08:04 |
brian may driving to a non-descript graveyard, getting out of his car walking to Freddie’s grave then proceeding to urinate over it, while Roger stands behind him counting a bundle of money. Camera pans out for a wide shot (Just in frame, John deacon, gagged and bound in the back seat of the car - it's what Freddie would have wanted.) We the quickly zoom into brains eye, credits roll, movie begins. In all seriousness I have the feeling Brian will get the script writer to add a line from Freddie confirming his love of Paul Rodgers. |
| Jazz 78 08.02.2011 11:44 |
Freddie during the last months of his life looking back on what he's accomplished. Kind of a flashback scene with "Going Back" playing behind the scene. That would take him to Zanzibar as he and his family a leaving for the UK |
| Isle0fRed 08.02.2011 15:58 |
why not just open up with a "Hello" |
| jpf 08.02.2011 16:49 |
Scene 1 Freddie Mercury, intoxicated and gacked on coke, back at his NYC apartment with the latest man clone he's picked up at his favorite gay club. Freddie: "I'm not using no fucking condom." End scene. |
| Reid_Special_98 09.02.2011 09:39 |
I think it should be a scene from Spring 1964 when the Bulsara family moves from Zanzibar to London in the wake of the Zanzibar revolution. In my view, while he did spend some time in India at a boarding school, 1964 marked the start of when he started meeting people who would pave the way to the pre-Queen bands..and then eventually Queen...then eventually Live Aid etc. etc. |
| Pim Derks 09.02.2011 09:59 |
The same intro as Fight Club, with abstract images turning into brainwaves and electricity in the brain. But instead of zooming out to reveal Edward Norton with a gun in his mouth, it will reveal to Freddy around 1984, with his moustache at full strength, in his It's A Hard Life suit, with a huge cock in his mouth. When the guy bricks in Fred's mouth, Freddy looks directly at the camera and start DEEDEEDOP'ing. Screen fades to black and the title is revealed "Freddie Mercury - Lover of Life, Sucker of Cocks". Seriously, an amazing picture could be made from the last 5, 6 years of Freddie's life. From Live Aid until the end, I'd love to see a good movie about the inner struggles he had, the will he had to perform etc etc. |
| ANAGRAMER 09.02.2011 14:44 |
Good forum Rumour is that the primary era will be 81-85 Good point to start would be coming off stage at Live Aid, then go back to where it all started to 'go wrong'; circa 81-82 when FMs image was well out of focus with America |
| john bodega 10.02.2011 06:53 |
Freddie's in the African wilderness, wearing a safari suit. He's pointing a massive elephant gun at some natives. |
| jpf 11.02.2011 04:08 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Freddie's in the African wilderness, wearing a safari suit. He's pointing a massive elephant gun at some natives. ----- Freddie's wrists were far too limp to hold a massive elephant gun. Otherwise, I like where you're going with this. |
| Voice of Reason 2018 11.02.2011 08:09 |
I think it should start with the time I met Freddie outside the Gresham Hotel in Dublin after a gig in 1984. I'm not sure how they will follow that up.. |
| Holly2003 11.02.2011 11:22 |
jpf wrote: Zebonka12 wrote: Freddie's in the African wilderness, wearing a safari suit. He's pointing a massive elephant gun at some natives. ----- Freddie's wrists were far too limp to hold a massive elephant gun. Otherwise, I like where you're going with this. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I heard Gene Simons offered to blow Fred when Kiss were the support act* for Queen but Fred wasn't interested. Said he'd rather go straight. *The billing was: Headliners: Queen Support Act: Styx Afternoon entertainment: A puppet show Afternoon comedy act: Kiss Cross dressers anonymous meeting: also attended by Kiss I look forward to your pleasant reply. |
| Shvili 11.02.2011 13:05 |
ekshemesh! my name Freddie..and this my story niceee |
| jpf 13.02.2011 02:00 |
Holly2003 wrote: jpf wrote: Zebonka12 wrote: Freddie's in the African wilderness, wearing a safari suit. He's pointing a massive elephant gun at some natives. ----- Freddie's wrists were far too limp to hold a massive elephant gun. Otherwise, I like where you're going with this. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I heard Gene Simons offered to blow Fred when Kiss were the support act* for Queen but Fred wasn't interested. Said he'd rather go straight. *The billing was: Headliners: Queen Support Act: Styx Afternoon entertainment: A puppet show Afternoon comedy act: Kiss Cross dressers anonymous meeting: also attended by Kiss I look forward to your pleasant reply. ----- KISS never were the support act for Queen because Queen wouldn't let them open for them. The reason. Queen knew that KISS would wipe Queen off of the stage. Gene's not gay, so your gay Freddie fantasy doesn't apply. The members of KISS and Freddie never met. Paul, Gene, Eric Singer, Bruce Kulick, and Brian May are friends. Paul and Roger used to have a mutual friend in common, so they knew each other back in the '70s. Styx on the other hand did open for KISS. A band Tommy Shaw was in before he was in Styx also opened for KISS. So there's a bit of information that a dumbass cunt such as yourself can read and enjoy. You can now fuck off. |
| Holly2003 13.02.2011 03:09 |
All lies. Gene (aka 'Jean') Simmons offered to blow Fred. Fact. |
| Donna13 13.02.2011 19:59 |
I could probably imagine the opening scene if I remembered when the movie was supposed to start. Was it early 80's? I forget. How many months has it been since I read what this movie is going to be about? Hmm. Anyway, you have to "set the scene". (I was told this once.) For this, you have to show the viewer where they are and the time period, or give them some context. For example, a film in London could begin with a street scene or view from above the city, but it would be clear to the viewer that this was London, and based on the type of cars or hairstyles or clothing of people on the street, you could guess at the time period. I don't know why, but I would begin the movie backstage, with the hectic atmosphere prior to a show. Shots of the audience would let you know where you were - that would set the scene. So, first the audience, then backstage, I guess. I can't wait for this movie to come out. Even if it is bad, I'll love it, I'm sure. |
| Wiley 14.02.2011 10:23 |
Let me guess: Freddie nervous backstage on Live Aid, not sure if the crowd will love them or not after all these years. Then he starts remembering all they had gone through... (90 minute flashback of the early eighties) The final part of the movie is the 4 band members going out to play at Live Aid, some concert-related footage and it ends with Freddie holding his fit up in the air while we hear the final chord of "We are the champions"... Fred goes all black and white and some lame text appears on top of him (Freddie died... blah blah... 1946-1991... he's still remembered... blah blah). Now that I think of it, they should get DoRo involved in this! ;) |
| sweetunes 15.02.2011 07:26 |
Sorry, but none of the above ideas seem fitting for a great Legend such as Freddie Mercury. How about starting with Live Aid, flashing back to when Freddie met the other band members, and the struggles they had in both their business and personal lives, and the triumps that the band had in recording some of the greatest songs that were ever created. Freddie Mercury was a legend, and you can all piss off for making fun of his sexual orientation, because that's not what this movie is about! This movie is about a band, with a genius lead singer, who would still be No. 1 if he were around today. It's ultimately the story of one man's quest for the fulfillment of his creative soul accompanied by his band members and friends. It might takle some of the issues of personal identity, acceptance of oneself, loyalties and disloyalties amongst the band members and their personal differences. It will be a poignant testimony of "Queen's" rise to stardom and the personal sacrifice behind fame. Freddie often mentioned that his fame and fortune did not bring him ultimate happiness. He was searching for love, as we all are, and I believe the story will focus on this point, rather than all the lude suggestions made on this post. You all know it's going to be one "hot" movie! |
| sweetunes 15.02.2011 07:29 |
Sorry, but none of the above ideas seem fitting for a great Legend such as Freddie Mercury. How about starting with Live Aid, flashing back to when Freddie met the other band members, and the struggles they had in both their business and personal lives, and the triumps that the band had in recording some of the greatest songs that were ever created. Freddie Mercury was a legend, and you can all piss off for making fun of his sexual orientation, because that's not what this movie is about! This movie is about a great band, with a genius lead singer, who would still be No. 1 if they were around today. It's ultimately the story of one man's quest for the fulfillment of his creative soul accompanied by his band members and friends. It might tackle some of the issues of personal identity, acceptance of oneself, loyalties and disloyalties amongst the band members and their personal differences. It will be a poignant testimony of "Queen's" rise to stardom and the personal sacrifice behind fame. Freddie often mentioned that his fame and fortune did not bring him ultimate happiness. He was searching for love, as we all are, and I believe the story will focus on this point, rather than all the lude suggestions made on this post. You all know it's going to be one "hot" movie! |
| QueenFan76 15.02.2011 10:53 |
KISS never were the support act for Queen because Queen wouldn't let them open for them. The reason. Queen knew that KISS would ONLY WANT TO wipe Queen'S ASSES ON AND off of the stage, THEN LICK THEIR HANDS CLEAN. Gene's not A LITTLE gay LIKE FREDIE, HE'S GIGANTO GAY LIKE RYAN SEACREST, so your gay Freddie fantasy doesn't apply, FREDDIE WASN'T INTO THE SICK FETISHES LIKE GENE WAS. The members of KISS and Freddie never met BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AT A GAY BAR. Paul, Gene, Eric Singer, Bruce Kulick, and Brian May are friends BUT BRIAN WATCHES HIS ASSHOLE AT EVERY TURN. Paul and Roger used to have a mutual friend in common, A GAY BLOKE NAMED BRUCE, ROGER GAVE THEM FREDDIES LEFTOVERS AS A FAVOR, so they knew each other back in the '70s. Styx on the other hand did HOLD THEIR ASSHOLES open for KISS, DESPERATION FOR A RECORD CONTRACT WILL DO THAT TO A PERSON, EVEN THOUGH STYX HAS TALENT, THEY KNEW ONLY GETTING RAMMED BY KISS WOULD GET THEM THE CONTRACT THEY DESIRED. A band Tommy Shaw was in before he was in Styx also opened THEIR WILLING MOUTHS for KISS. So there's a bit of information that a dumbass BUT STRAIGHT cunt LOVER such as yourself can read and enjoy AFTER YOU ACTUALLY GET TO DO A WOMAN. You can now fuck off WHILE I GO SUCK MY SEVENTEENTH COCK TODAY, AND ITS ONLY 9AM. There you go mate, fixed it for you with all of the text you left out of your original post... KISS BLOWS! |
| Makka 15.02.2011 11:36 |
Maybe it could open like Look Who's Talking, with all the sperm swimming up Freddie! |
| SebWaltGSTQ 15.02.2011 14:55 |
Freddie at Garden Lodge (or any apartment or house he were residing) following an exhausting concert or interview or event...A knock at the door is heard and Fred walks towards the door asking who it is but gets no reply. Nevertheless, he catches a glimpse from the corner of his eye of a letter slipping down across the door as he is walking away. Picking it up he realizes it is a Doctor's report on a test for AIDS and reads POSITIVE. Leans his head against the door, and a tear drop starts falling down his face. After breaking loose from the bottom of his chin and starting to fall through the air, a sudden fast flashback sequence of landmark moments in his career and life plays for a few seconds before again switching back to the teardrop which is now striking the floor slow motion. Then the scene is cut off and the movie goes back to some point in Mercury's early career or life from which the movie progressively develops itself until his death or something... Voila! What do you think? |
| Voice of Reason 2018 16.02.2011 08:21 |
SebWaltGSTQ wrote: Freddie at Garden Lodge (or any apartment or house he were residing) following an exhausting concert or interview or event...A knock at the door is heard and Fred walks towards the door asking who it is but gets no reply. Nevertheless, he catches a glimpse from the corner of his eye of a letter slipping down across the door as he is walking away. Picking it up he realizes it is a Doctor's report on a test for AIDS and reads POSITIVE. Leans his head against the door, and a tear drop starts falling down his face. After breaking loose from the bottom of his chin and starting to fall through the air, a sudden fast flashback sequence of landmark moments in his career and life plays for a few seconds before again switching back to the teardrop which is now striking the floor slow motion. Then the scene is cut off and the movie goes back to some point in Mercury's early career or life from which the movie progressively develops itself until his death or something... Voila! What do you think? What do I think? Utterly preposterous. They'll probably go with something like that. |
| Silken 16.02.2011 08:42 |
"A knock at the door is heard and Fred walks towards the door asking who it is but gets no reply. Nevertheless, he catches a glimpse from the corner of his eye of a letter slipping down across the door as he is walking away. Picking it up he realizes it is a Doctor's report on a test for AIDS and reads POSITIVE. Leans his head against the door, and a tear drop starts falling down his face." Haha, I like it! XD |
| tcc 16.02.2011 09:47 |
The opening scene might be Queen performing at a concert in the Works tour, most probably performing It's A Hard Life. There would a lot of scenes where the band members argue about the setlist etc and becoming sick of each other but still pulling together on stage. The Beatles had a movie called "A Hard Day's Night", so Queen's movie could be called It's A Hard Life. |
| john bodega 17.02.2011 02:25 |
Freddie is bending John Deacon over in the control room. He's looking back up at Freddie with pleading eyes, saying "don't do this!". Freddie slaps him for crying, and boasts manfully "I'm not even going to spit on it first". |
| Believe In Yourself 20.02.2011 13:22 |
Opening scene: Gene Simmons and John Deacon sitting in a night club watching a pole dancer... Gene: "Hey John, did you know that I'm holding a world record?" John: "Eh, no, I didn't. What's it about, Gene?" Gene: "Well, In the past 40 years I fucked 6000 different beautiful women, and always with my make-up on my face. You have to respect me for that!" John: "Hahaha! You make me laugh, Gene. That's nothing compared with my record!" Gene: "???" John: "In the past 40 years I fucked the same ugly woman 6000 times and she never had make-up on her face!" |
| john bodega 21.02.2011 01:34 |
That's rather brilliant! |
| Shvili 21.02.2011 21:28 |
How about an opening scene at Freddie parents' home?! Early 80's London Camera moves around.. You see a family gathering...there is a dinner table with exotic foods. Faces of people present look Eastern...and they speak foreign language. It is a classic immigrant family atmosphere. Suddenly Freddie comes into view... he is talking to one of his relatives in his native language... very proper and well behaved.... This scene ends by Freddie saying goodbye to everyone, is walked to the door by his mother, they hug and he goes. |
| Silken 22.02.2011 06:26 |
Shvili wrote: Suddenly Freddie comes into view... he is talking to one of his relatives in his native language... ----------------------------------------------- English? |
| lifetimefanofqueen 22.02.2011 08:16 |
i think it will show a short bit of them prefroming on stage (not showing any faces though) it could be the back of freddie and following him walk on stage to greet the huge loud crowd and then smash into some special moments live, like we will rock you, still not revealing ay faces because we all know who it is, and then it will flash back to the begining, when freddie was a child. thats what id do, show how amazing and succesful they were then go right back to their childhood |
| lifetimefanofqueen 22.02.2011 08:21 |
Benn wrote: Freddie bending over some young German bloke, nailing him and, once finished, announcing: "Bring me another - this one's broken!" ============================ hahahhahahhahaha! xD but hmmmmmmm...i wonder if there will be sex scenes.........i doubt children will watch it, their all hooked to hannah moncrapper and all the crap.... |
| lifetimefanofqueen 22.02.2011 08:31 |
Holly2003 wrote: Freddie base jumping into a live volcano to the tune of Dont Stop me now. Just as he's about to spash into the lava, he is rescued by Flash Gordon. They then tongue kiss for the next 35 minutes. =================================== now thatd be one hell of an ace movie! |
| jpf 23.02.2011 00:25 |
Holly2003 wrote: All lies. Gene (aka 'Jean') Simmons offered to blow Fred. Fact. --- If that's the jack off material you use then go for it. |
| jpf 23.02.2011 00:28 |
QueenFan76 wrote: KISS never were the support act for Queen because Queen wouldn't let them open for them. The reason. Queen knew that KISS would ONLY WANT TO wipe Queen'S ASSES ON AND off of the stage, THEN LICK THEIR HANDS CLEAN. Gene's not A LITTLE gay LIKE FREDIE, HE'S GIGANTO GAY LIKE RYAN SEACREST, so your gay Freddie fantasy doesn't apply, FREDDIE WASN'T INTO THE SICK FETISHES LIKE GENE WAS. The members of KISS and Freddie never met BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AT A GAY BAR. Paul, Gene, Eric Singer, Bruce Kulick, and Brian May are friends BUT BRIAN WATCHES HIS ASSHOLE AT EVERY TURN. Paul and Roger used to have a mutual friend in common, A GAY BLOKE NAMED BRUCE, ROGER GAVE THEM FREDDIES LEFTOVERS AS A FAVOR, so they knew each other back in the '70s. Styx on the other hand did HOLD THEIR ASSHOLES open for KISS, DESPERATION FOR A RECORD CONTRACT WILL DO THAT TO A PERSON, EVEN THOUGH STYX HAS TALENT, THEY KNEW ONLY GETTING RAMMED BY KISS WOULD GET THEM THE CONTRACT THEY DESIRED. A band Tommy Shaw was in before he was in Styx also opened THEIR WILLING MOUTHS for KISS. So there's a bit of information that a dumbass BUT STRAIGHT cunt LOVER such as yourself can read and enjoy AFTER YOU ACTUALLY GET TO DO A WOMAN. You can now fuck off WHILE I GO SUCK MY SEVENTEENTH COCK TODAY, AND ITS ONLY 9AM. There you go mate, fixed it for you with all of the text you left out of your original post... KISS BLOWS! ---- It's obvious you like to suck the cock. |
| jpf 23.02.2011 00:30 |
SebWaltGSTQ wrote: Freddie at Garden Lodge (or any apartment or house he were residing) following an exhausting concert or interview or event...A knock at the door is heard and Fred walks towards the door asking who it is but gets no reply. Nevertheless, he catches a glimpse from the corner of his eye of a letter slipping down across the door as he is walking away. Picking it up he realizes it is a Doctor's report on a test for AIDS and reads POSITIVE. Leans his head against the door, and a tear drop starts falling down his face. After breaking loose from the bottom of his chin and starting to fall through the air, a sudden fast flashback sequence of landmark moments in his career and life plays for a few seconds before again switching back to the teardrop which is now striking the floor slow motion. Then the scene is cut off and the movie goes back to some point in Mercury's early career or life from which the movie progressively develops itself until his death or something... Voila! What do you think? --- He didn't find out that he had AIDS through a letter. |
| jpf 23.02.2011 00:31 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Freddie is bending John Deacon over in the control room. He's looking back up at Freddie with pleading eyes, saying "don't do this!". Freddie slaps him for crying, and boasts manfully "I'm not even going to spit on it first". --- John Deacon really did have a man crush on Freddie. It's a shame the douche wouldn't visit his friend on his death bed. |
| jpf 23.02.2011 00:34 |
Believe In Yourself wrote: Opening scene: Gene Simmons and John Deacon sitting in a night club watching a pole dancer... Gene: "Hey John, did you know that I'm holding a world record?" John: "Eh, no, I didn't. What's it about, Gene?" Gene: "Well, In the past 40 years I fucked 6000 different beautiful women, and always with my make-up on my face. You have to respect me for that!" John: "Hahaha! You make me laugh, Gene. That's nothing compared with my record!" Gene: "???" John: "In the past 40 years I fucked the same ugly woman 6000 times and she never had make-up on her face!" --- Funny stuff. Change Gene's number to 5000 and you're good to go. |
| GratefulFan 23.02.2011 11:30 |
Well done. You wouldn't want anybody to think Gene was retch worthy or anything. Because 6000 would be really crazy. |
| Believe In Yourself 23.02.2011 13:39 |
GratefulFan wrote: Well done. You wouldn't want anybody to think Gene was retch worthy or anything. Because 6000 would be really crazy. link In a February 4, 2002 interview on the NPR radio show Fresh Air with Terry Gross, Simmons said to Gross regarding his claim to have bedded about 4,600 women: "If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs" (paraphrasing The Who's hit song "You Better You Bet"). In a February 4, 2002 interview on the NPR radio show Fresh Air with Terry Gross, Simmons said to Gross regarding his claim to have bedded about 4,600 women: "If you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs" (paraphrasing The Who's hit song "You Better You Bet"). Opening scene: Gene Simmons and John Deacon sitting in a night club watching a pole dancer... Gene: "Hey John, did you know that I'm holding a world record?" John: "Eh, no, I didn't. What's it about, Gene?" Gene: "Well, In the past 40 years I fucked 4600 different beautiful women, and always with my make-up on my face. You have to respect me for that!" John: "Hahaha! You make me laugh, Gene. That's nothing compared with my record!" Gene: "???" John: "In the past 40 years I fucked the same ugly woman 4600 times and she never had make-up on her face!" We all agree that sex isn't about qantity but quality, don't we? So the big question is: How many of those women did enjoy Gene's efforts?? John wasn't selfish at all. We know that his wife enjoyed it at least 6 times between 1974 and 1993.... |
| GratefulFan 23.02.2011 16:32 |
Funnily enough I had half an ear on Sirius radio today while I was working and I caught Jessica Hahn being quizzed about various celebrity men she's been with sexually. Gene Simmons' name came up, and he was deemed 'nothing special' or 'nothing to write home about' or something like that. Those stills of his 'sex tape' that recently came out were pretty grim, what with the t-shirt and the socks on, and the pants around the ankles in every shot in multiple positions. It came over as quite a bit less urgent and uncontainable passion than it did utter jaded laziness. How can that be anything like good sex. |
| Believe In Yourself 24.02.2011 15:30 |
GratefulFan wrote: Funnily enough I had half an ear on Sirius radio today while I was working and I caught Jessica Hahn being quizzed about various celebrity men she's been with sexually. Gene Simmons' name came up, and he was deemed 'nothing special' or 'nothing to write home about' or something like that. Those stills of his 'sex tape' that recently came out were pretty grim, what with the t-shirt and the socks on, and the pants around the ankles in every shot in multiple positions. It came over as quite a bit less urgent and uncontainable passion than it did utter jaded laziness. How can that be anything like good sex. I've seen the whole tape. I always thought that 'Kiss meets the phantom in the park' was the worst movie with Gene Simmons ever. Believe me, this was worse.... Obviously, Gene showed himself twice as a dumbass in a movie...! |
| jpf 25.02.2011 02:37 |
GratefulFan wrote: Funnily enough I had half an ear on Sirius radio today while I was working and I caught Jessica Hahn being quizzed about various celebrity men she's been with sexually. Gene Simmons' name came up, and he was deemed 'nothing special' or 'nothing to write home about' or something like that. Those stills of his 'sex tape' that recently came out were pretty grim, what with the t-shirt and the socks on, and the pants around the ankles in every shot in multiple positions. It came over as quite a bit less urgent and uncontainable passion than it did utter jaded laziness. How can that be anything like good sex. ---- And yet you still rubbed one out over the photos. That's the closest you'll get to seeing a naked woman. LOL |
| GratefulFan 25.02.2011 09:43 |
jpf wrote: And yet you still rubbed one out over the photos. That's the closest you'll get to seeing a naked woman. LOL ============================ As happy as I would be to continue to let you embarrass yourself by wallowing in your own stupidity, the risk of confusing new people pretty much forces me to point out that under what is today a blue skirt, a white blouse and various underthings I *am* a naked woman, you babbling idiot. While I don't normally draw happiness from others' misfortune, you are generally such a tool that I can't help but giggle at just how much of a special needs student you are when it comes to this stuff. I'm guessing a long history of hastily dumped 'girlfriends' named Lola. Bottom line is the only thing I'm going to be rubbing out today is the mark I have for you under "dumb shit", for the purpose of moving it over to "really dumb shit". Despite this new-to-you information, you will still be expected to also remember that Holly2003 is a man. It's a lot, I know, but just do your best. As for Gene's 'sex tape', it was universally ridiculed by the entire internet as the grim and depressing fumblings of a lazy old man who couldn't be arsed to take the socks and pants off his feet or the chewing gum out of his mouth. That woman apparently did everything short of snapping her neck to avoid kissing him. Dead honestly, that's girl for 'as bad as it gets'. It's the kind of passionless, loveless, awkward, soul sucking sex that people in dying relationships pretty much want to shoot themselves in the face over, and Gene Simmons apparently degrades himself with it regularly because that's pretty much all an aging compulsive creep can get. All that, plus he's in an awful, terrible band. |
| jpf 26.02.2011 02:39 |
GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote: And yet you still rubbed one out over the photos. That's the closest you'll get to seeing a naked woman. LOL ============================ As happy as I would be to continue to let you embarrass yourself by wallowing in your own stupidity, the risk of confusing new people pretty much forces me to point out that under what is today a blue skirt, a white blouse and various underthings I *am* a naked woman, you babbling idiot. While I don't normally draw happiness from others' misfortune, you are generally such a tool that I can't help but giggle at just how much of a special needs student you are when it comes to this stuff. I'm guessing a long history of hastily dumped 'girlfriends' named Lola. Bottom line is the only thing I'm going to be rubbing out today is the mark I have for you under "dumb shit", for the purpose of moving it over to "really dumb shit". Despite this new-to-you information, you will still be expected to also remember that Holly2003 is a man. It's a lot, I know, but just do your best. As for Gene's 'sex tape', it was universally ridiculed by the entire internet as the grim and depressing fumblings of a lazy old man who couldn't be arsed to take the socks and pants off his feet or the chewing gum out of his mouth. That woman apparently did everything short of snapping her neck to avoid kissing him. Dead honestly, that's girl for 'as bad as it gets'. It's the kind of passionless, loveless, awkward, soul sucking sex that people in dying relationships pretty much want to shoot themselves in the face over, and Gene Simmons apparently degrades himself with it regularly because that's pretty much all an aging compulsive creep can get. All that, plus he's in an awful, terrible band. ---- Honestly, couldn't give a rat's ass about any of you on this board. The only reason for coming to this discussion board is to see if Brian and Roger finally get off of their asses and release some vintage Queen dvds. So between the guy with the girl's user name, the really sexually confused bisexual, the autistic blowhard, and you, ... blow it out your asses. LOL We know you watched the video. We know deep down inside that you wished it was you being plowed. LOL |
| GratefulFan 26.02.2011 11:21 |
jpf wrote: Honestly, couldn't give a rat's ass about any of you on this board. The only reason for coming to this discussion board is to see if Brian and Roger finally get off of their asses and release some vintage Queen dvds. So between the guy with the girl's user name, the really sexually confused bisexual, the autistic blowhard, and you, ... blow it out your asses. LOL We know you watched the video. We know deep down inside that you wished it was you being plowed. LOL ============================= There has to be a limit to the number of weird, stunted delusions a guy can carry around before he just falls over. 'Kiss is a great band', 'that lump in Paul Stanely's neck is not an ovary, it's a vocal chord node', 'Queenzone needs Sonic Boom tour dates', ''that stripper likes me for me', 'women aspire to be plowed' (ffs). You're going to tip over any moment, so avoid unnecessary heights like tall buildings, your platform boots and that last 'girl' you slow danced with at the bar. I didn't watch the tape, but only because it had been scrubbed from the net before I heard about it. Aside from the clear train wreck appeal, there is real information in something like that. When a pop culture figure holds up his 5000 women as a kind of mark of liberty and successful manhood, it's useful for people to see what that really looks like. |
| john bodega 26.02.2011 12:23 |
Lick it up! Lick it up! |
| Holly2003 26.02.2011 18:09 |
Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife. |
| jpf 27.02.2011 01:14 |
GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote: Honestly, couldn't give a rat's ass about any of you on this board. The only reason for coming to this discussion board is to see if Brian and Roger finally get off of their asses and release some vintage Queen dvds. So between the guy with the girl's user name, the really sexually confused bisexual, the autistic blowhard, and you, ... blow it out your asses. LOL We know you watched the video. We know deep down inside that you wished it was you being plowed. LOL ============================= There has to be a limit to the number of weird, stunted delusions a guy can carry around before he just falls over. 'Kiss is a great band', 'that lump in Paul Stanely's neck is not an ovary, it's a vocal chord node', 'Queenzone needs Sonic Boom tour dates', ''that stripper likes me for me', 'women aspire to be plowed' (ffs). You're going to tip over any moment, so avoid unnecessary heights like tall buildings, your platform boots and that last 'girl' you slow danced with at the bar. I didn't watch the tape, but only because it had been scrubbed from the net before I heard about it. Aside from the clear train wreck appeal, there is real information in something like that. When a pop culture figure holds up his 5000 women as a kind of mark of liberty and successful manhood, it's useful for people to see what that really looks like. --- You absolutely bore me. Nothing clever, intelligent, or witty about you at all. And since you love to hear about KISS I'll just have to post more about them now. The discussion board can thank you later. |
| jpf 27.02.2011 01:25 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Lick it up! Lick it up! --- It's only right now. |
| Matias Merçeauroix 27.02.2011 01:25 |
The opening scene should be Freddie shitting in Brian May's grandfather grave. That would explain why Brian would be so evil so say that Paul Rodgers was Freddie's hero. PAYBACK TIME. BRIAN MAY = PURE EVIL. Son of abitch |
| jpf 27.02.2011 01:27 |
Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife. ---- Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. You know the way Freddie did. |
| jpf 27.02.2011 01:30 |
Funky Horsie wrote: The opening scene should be Freddie shitting in Brian May's grandfather grave. That would explain why Brian would be so evil so say that Paul Rodgers was Freddie's hero. PAYBACK TIME. BRIAN MAY = PURE EVIL. Son of abitch --- Don't blame Brian for Freddie's refusal to have his sexual clones ass rape him without using a condom. The reason for no more Queen is Freddie. End of story. |
| Matias Merçeauroix 27.02.2011 01:31 |
jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife. ---- Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. You know the way Freddie did. Freddie wasn't fucked by some guy, he just fell on a cock. |
| Holly2003 27.02.2011 03:05 |
jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife. ---- Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. ===================================================================================== You've tried both then? lol |
| GratefulFan 27.02.2011 09:33 |
jpf wrote: You absolutely bore me. Nothing clever, intelligent, or witty about you at all. ======================================= LOL That's a lot like Paul Stanley judging a singing contest, or, as we've learned, Gene Simmons judging a shagging contest. Really, how the hell would they (you) know? |
| GratefulFan 27.02.2011 09:35 |
jpf wrote: Zebonka12 wrote: Lick it up! Lick it up! --- It's only right now. ========================== Uh oh Zebonka. Time to change your name to Zebonk. It doesn't take too much to confuse this guy. LOL(a) |
| splicksplack 27.02.2011 10:32 |
This was a bloody hysterical thread until that jpf retard was allowed out. |
| jpf 28.02.2011 02:23 |
Holly2003 wrote: jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife. ---- Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. ===================================================================================== You've tried both then? lol ---- Neither in my case. Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now? |
| jpf 28.02.2011 02:24 |
GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote: You absolutely bore me. Nothing clever, intelligent, or witty about you at all. ======================================= LOL That's a lot like Paul Stanley judging a singing contest, or, as we've learned, Gene Simmons judging a shagging contest. Really, how the hell would they (you) know? ---- You've got nothing. |
| jpf 28.02.2011 02:26 |
splicksplack wrote: This was a bloody hysterical thread until that jpf retard was allowed out. ---- You can bloody well fuck off. |
| Matias Merçeauroix 28.02.2011 02:52 |
bloody well LOL |
| Holly2003 28.02.2011 03:12 |
jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife. ---- Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. ===================================================================================== You've tried both then? lol ---- Neither in my case. Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Even your insults are weak, repetitive copies. A bit like Kiss. Who still suck btw. |
| GratefulFan 28.02.2011 11:13 |
jpf wrote: Neither in my case. Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now? ================================= Oh! I've totally got one! I was shoe shopping in Toronto in 2008, and there was this dead donkey on Yonge Street. It was really sad. I don't know what happened. But anyway, Gene Simmons was there, and he was licking it's...it's....what you said. So I said "Gene! What the hell are you doing?!" And he said "I just found out I'm being audited, and there was a mistake, and I've really only had 4,999 pieces of ass, and I've got to take care of this right now." "But Gene", I said, "those are....those are...that donkey is not a girl. And plus it's dead." A whole range of emotions flashed across his face in an instant - realization, embarrassment, fear for the future, dread. And then he just went back to licking the donkey, so I don't really know how any of it ended up. Shortly after that I found these great lilac strappy sandals that totally remind me of Tenement Funster and Roger's new purple shoes. They're awesome! But yeah, seeing that donkey thing with Gene was pretty bad. |
| Believe In Yourself 28.02.2011 12:05 |
Adam Lambert can do a wish (scroll down halfway) link |
| Matias Merçeauroix 28.02.2011 12:12 |
Gene Simmons can suck my balls. |
| Believe In Yourself 28.02.2011 12:22 |
In Gene's perception, the title of this thread is "What should be the opening, Gene?' |
| jpf 01.03.2011 01:05 |
Holly2003 wrote: jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: jpf wrote: Holly2003 wrote: Gene Simmons would lick the condensation off a dead donkey's balls, he's such a lowlife. ---- Better than getting ass fucked by a guy with AIDS. ===================================================================================== You've tried both then? lol ---- Neither in my case. Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Even your insults are weak, repetitive copies. A bit like Kiss. Who still suck btw. --- You're lame and uninteresting. |
| jpf 01.03.2011 01:06 |
GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote: Neither in my case. Would you like to share your donkey ball licking story with the rest of the discussion board now? ================================= Oh! I've totally got one! I was shoe shopping in Toronto in 2008, and there was this dead donkey on Yonge Street. It was really sad. I don't know what happened. But anyway, Gene Simmons was there, and he was licking it's...it's....what you said. So I said "Gene! What the hell are you doing?!" And he said "I just found out I'm being audited, and there was a mistake, and I've really only had 4,999 pieces of ass, and I've got to take care of this right now." "But Gene", I said, "those are....those are...that donkey is not a girl. And plus it's dead." A whole range of emotions flashed across his face in an instant - realization, embarrassment, fear for the future, dread. And then he just went back to licking the donkey, so I don't really know how any of it ended up. Shortly after that I found these great lilac strappy sandals that totally remind me of Tenement Funster and Roger's new purple shoes. They're awesome! But yeah, seeing that donkey thing with Gene was pretty bad. ---- You fail at writing. You fail at life. |
| jpf 01.03.2011 01:07 |
Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls. ---- Sorry. He doesn't swing that way. You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done what you wished for. |
| Matias Merçeauroix 01.03.2011 02:23 |
he kinda does, actually |
| Believe In Yourself 01.03.2011 04:43 |
I don't think that Gene would notice the difference between a dead donkey's balls and a funky horsie's balls |
| GratefulFan 01.03.2011 10:03 |
jpf wrote: You fail at writing. You fail at life. ======================= As the last echos of GratefulFan's resolute steps to the centre of the wooden stage fade to a memory, a spotlight slices suddenly through the inky theatre and steals her eyes. An electric anticipation rides the hush, and she begins to speak in a clear and dulcet voice: An Ode to Paul Stanley, of Kiss You fail at writing You fail at life. You're fooling no one With that silly wife. Truth hangs in silence for one exquisite moment and then the crowd leaps to its feet, straining against it's own thunder as the curtain begins to fall and the poet slips back into the night. So yeah, I'm bored (for now) of this because both Kiss and you make it way too easy. If nothing else good can have come from this section of the thread, please, please, PLEASE don't ever flirt with Zebonka like that again. He's MALE, he's made it clear that he's straight, and that means it's just frankly rude. Thank you. |
| john bodega 01.03.2011 13:21 |
Gnahaha, just read about the Gene Simmons sex tape over at Cracked.com It sounds better than Citizen Kane. |
| jpf 03.03.2011 02:09 |
GratefulFan wrote: jpf wrote: You fail at writing. You fail at life. ======================= As the last echos of GratefulFan's resolute steps to the centre of the wooden stage fade to a memory, a spotlight slices suddenly through the inky theatre and steals her eyes. An electric anticipation rides the hush, and she begins to speak in a clear and dulcet voice: An Ode to Paul Stanley, of Kiss You fail at writing You fail at life. You're fooling no one With that silly wife. Truth hangs in silence for one exquisite moment and then the crowd leaps to its feet, straining against it's own thunder as the curtain begins to fall and the poet slips back into the night. So yeah, I'm bored (for now) of this because both Kiss and you make it way too easy. If nothing else good can have come from this section of the thread, please, please, PLEASE don't ever flirt with Zebonka like that again. He's MALE, he's made it clear that he's straight, and that means it's just frankly rude. Thank you. --- You just wasted your time. I had no interest in reading your unintelligent post. You fail. Big time. |
| jpf 03.03.2011 02:11 |
Zebonka12 wrote: Gnahaha, just read about the Gene Simmons sex tape over at Cracked.com It sounds better than Citizen Kane. ----- Haven't seen it. It was up for an Oscar. Lost to some lame foreign film. |
| NOTWMEDDLE 12.03.2011 13:56 |
jpf wrote: Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls. ---- Sorry. He doesn't swing that way. You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done what you wished for. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite. KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday. You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back. They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP! You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS! |
| jpf 13.03.2011 03:40 |
NOTWMEDDLE wrote: jpf wrote: Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls. ---- Sorry. He doesn't swing that way. You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done what you wished for. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite. KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday. You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back. They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP! You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS! ---- You give moronic, disabled cunts a bad name. Wasn't that a Bon Jovi song? LOL |
| NOTWMEDDLE 13.03.2011 15:24 |
jpf wrote: NOTWMEDDLE wrote: jpf wrote: Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls. ---- Sorry. He doesn't swing that way. You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done what you wished for. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite. KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday. You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back. They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP! You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS! ---- You give moronic, disabled cunts a bad name. Wasn't that a Bon Jovi song? LOL ------------------------------------------------- You are a sick, twisted, tormented, sorry, SON OF A BITCH! You hate yourself and want to die, didn't Kurt Cobain write that (he and the THREE WISE MEN OF ROCK KNOWN AS NIRVANA eradicated Bon Jovi and the ilk). He wrote "I Hate Myself and Wanna Die". Grunge killed off that poodle rock you like but, inadvertently, drove real metal back underground. You can't handle that I own you with the TRUTH on KISS. Paul is a gimp and Gene had more kids out of wedlock it is not funny. Gave the women HUSH MONEY so they wouldn't claim child support. You are angry that KISS are now the rock music industry's biggest joke! They were going to have Adam Lambert join them. Say what you will but AC/DC, Rush and Pink Floyd didn't resort to performing on the Anti-Christ Simon Cowell's show! |
| jpf 13.03.2011 20:44 |
NOTWMEDDLE wrote: jpf wrote: NOTWMEDDLE wrote: jpf wrote: Funky Horsie wrote: Gene Simmons can suck my balls. ---- Sorry. He doesn't swing that way. You're too late for Freddie. He would have gladly done what you wished for. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gene Simmons is a pussy and Paul Stanley is a hermaphrodite. KISS was popular for TWO YEARS then disappeared thanks to Paulie boy writing "I Was Made for Lovin You" and making Dynasty a GLAM ALBUM. Unmasked was a disco/pop album. KISS have not ever re-captured either sales nor concert attending wise the 1976/77/78 heyday. You can say "Pink Floyd suck" but they didn't kiss up to the critics (they refused all interviews and press as media were scum). They went from theaters to arenas then stadiums and basically never looked back. They QUIT on TOP OF THEIR GAME whereas KISS are now SPINAL TAP IN CLOWN MAKEUP! You probably were made fun of in school for liking KISS and the Led Zeppelin fans KICKED YOUR MONKEYASS! ---- You give moronic, disabled cunts a bad name. Wasn't that a Bon Jovi song? LOL ------------------------------------------------- You are a sick, twisted, tormented, sorry, SON OF A BITCH! You hate yourself and want to die, didn't Kurt Cobain write that (he and the THREE WISE MEN OF ROCK KNOWN AS NIRVANA eradicated Bon Jovi and the ilk). He wrote "I Hate Myself and Wanna Die". Grunge killed off that poodle rock you like but, inadvertently, drove real metal back underground. You can't handle that I own you with the TRUTH on KISS. Paul is a gimp and Gene had more kids out of wedlock it is not funny. Gave the women HUSH MONEY so they wouldn't claim child support. You are angry that KISS are now the rock music industry's biggest joke! They were going to have Adam Lambert join them. Say what you will but AC/DC, Rush and Pink Floyd didn't resort to performing on the Anti-Christ Simon Cowell's show! ---- Stop wasting everyone's time. I don't read your stupid posts and nobody here wants them either. So fuck off already, bloody cunt. |
| YannickJoker 13.03.2011 20:57 |
jpf wrote: Stop wasting everyone's time. I don't read your stupid posts and nobody here wants them either. So fuck off already, bloody cunt. ===== I'd rather have his posts than your posts. You infected penis, you! |
| jpf 14.03.2011 02:45 |
YannickJoker wrote: jpf wrote: Stop wasting everyone's time. I don't read your stupid posts and nobody here wants them either. So fuck off already, bloody cunt. ===== I'd rather have his posts than your posts. You infected penis, you! ---- I guess that means I'll just have to post more about KISS from now on. I'm sure the other people on this discussion board will thank you later. LOL |
| YannickJoker 14.03.2011 03:15 |
jpf wrote: I guess that means I'll just have to post more about KISS from now on. I'm sure the other people on this discussion board will thank you later. LOL ===== From a certain KISS-ASS forum: "considering the fact that jpf was warned and prompted before by gshaller on the general discussion board several times, this is the final warning for (iii) Abusive, threatening, defamatory, racist, obscene, or anti-social posts" They do not even like this guy at Kiss-forums. Jpf, listen. Stop interrupting topics with your Kiss-obsession and I'll forget the whole damn thing! It'll be just like nothing ever happened. Jpf, baby, I think you hurt me real bad. I'm dizzy, I need a doctor. Honey, don't leave me here. Jpf... You got a big surprise comin' to you! Hahahahahaha! You're not going anywhere! Hehehehehe... Go check out the quote I posted and see what I mean! Hahahaha... Go check it out. Go check it out! ...Go check it out! Hehehehehehehe. |
| john bodega 14.03.2011 10:42 |
The opening scene is Brian May's face, and then suddenly he is spattered by what looks like hot yoghurt. |
| DEMON 14.03.2011 10:58 |
i saw on us.imdb.com that the freddie biopic is moved to 2014? i thought it will release next year? |
| jpf 14.03.2011 20:00 |
Zebonka12 wrote: The opening scene is Brian May's face, and then suddenly he is spattered by what looks like hot yoghurt. --- The scene then cuts to Freddie wearing one of those "Silence Of The Lamb" masks. |
| br5946 18.03.2011 12:39 |
How about a scene of Freddie in Holland Road the night after Live Aid. He looks at his old block of flats with a look of nostalgia on his face, and sings 'been here before, a long time ago'. Then a pig falls from the sky, morphing into Red Special as it hits the pavement. The moment it hits the pavement, the guitar glows gold, giving off a weird telephatic radiation. Brian materialises the way the Enterprise crew do through the teleporters in Star Trek to tear up the first eight seconds of White Man (the main intro riff) then the drum beat at 0:58 in the song plays from somewhere, exploding the scenery into the title. |
| Donna13 19.03.2011 14:35 |
It's the middle of the night but because of the bright moon we can observe one of Freddie's cats jumping from the top of the piano onto the keys. As the cat walks along the keys, we hear the familiar notes of a hit Queen song. |
| rottenjohnny1963 19.03.2011 16:31 |
love to see it start at college when he first ran into brian.i hope the whole movie is not based on his sexuality,i hope it tells the story of the genius behind the music! there has never been a better front man in music as freddie was,better than jagger,plant,and tyler,and maybe the greatest singer of songs in any form,and i hope the movie shows that because that is what he'd want the film to do! |