I finally borrowed and read Brian's tesisi, it seems to real stuff. I'm happy because I was afraid he got easier threatment because of his celebrity status,.
But no, in fact it his book is good and he really reserves to to be PhD.
Nice that he quotes the Kansas song... the same way as I borrowed Brian's (Queen) lyrics in my PHD thesis.
Brian 'trumpet pants' May's flatulence problems are part of rock folklore. He was, in fact, a tremendous frog stamper, and was able to use this to his advantage in recording sessions. The wind instruments on Good Company were part Red Special, part buttock bassoon. The jazz orchestra in Dreamer's Ball was almost entirely the product of Brian's funky rollers. And WWRY was simply Brian floating an air biscuit, which was then overdubbed 300 times. Brian's farts were the real reason Roy Thomas Baker stopped working with Queen, and the real reason why Queen bought Montreux -- so that Brian could blow off in the cool mountain breezes of Switzerland, where his anal salutes would more quickly dissipate.
Holly2003 wrote:
Brian 'trumpet pants' May's flatulence problems are part of rock folklore. He was, in fact, a tremendous frog stamper, and was able to use this to his advantage in recording sessions. The wind instruments on Good Company were part Red Special, part buttock bassoon. The jazz orchestra in Dreamer's Ball was almost entirely the product of Brian's funky rollers. And WWRY was simply Brian floating an air biscuit, which was then overdubbed 300 times. Brian's farts were the real reason Roy Thomas Baker stopped working with Queen, and the real reason why Queen bought Montreux -- so that Brian could blow off in the cool mountain breezes of Switzerland, where his anal salutes would more quickly dissipate.
Holly2003 wrote:
Brian 'trumpet pants' May's flatulence problems are part of rock folklore. He was, in fact, a tremendous frog stamper, and was able to use this to his advantage in recording sessions. The wind instruments on Good Company were part Red Special, part buttock bassoon. The jazz orchestra in Dreamer's Ball was almost entirely the product of Brian's funky rollers. And WWRY was simply Brian floating an air biscuit, which was then overdubbed 300 times. Brian's farts were the real reason Roy Thomas Baker stopped working with Queen, and the real reason why Queen bought Montreux -- so that Brian could blow off in the cool mountain breezes of Switzerland, where his anal salutes would more quickly dissipate.
Wow....maybe we should shout the French phrase "Qui a coupe le fromage?"(Who cut the cheese?) every time we spot Brian.
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Perhaps we all need to go see an analyst just for leaving these degenerative comments![img=/images/smiley/msn/devil_smile.gif][/img]
Don't forget that some BM songs had to be renamed because of Brian's childish obsession with flatulence:
Farter to Son
Tie Your Farter Down
We Will Fart You
Who Wants to Fart Forever
Hammer to Fart
Fart Bottomed Girls
The Star Fart Project.
Another Fart
Why Don't We Fart Again
Too Much Flatulence WIll Kill You
Nothin' But Fart
Fart to the Light
Just One Fart
Let Your Fart Rule Your Head
I doubt it....? Why would he want to read a forum so full of inane drivel/stupidity/childish attempts at humour? I have been very happy with quite a few sincere and amiable and generous folk here. Those shares are a dream!!
Maybe I am an old 'fart' but those song name parodies almost ruptured my spleen....certainly a few ribs and split my corset.[img=/images/smiley/msn/confused_smile.gif][/img]
I do have a sense of humour (honestly) but it's about as funny as wood-warping!
I sense you are trying to emulate the intelligent and very witty earlier postings/diaries of Fatty??? For me....you are a very, very sad attempt to match that wit. It has been done...you aren't funny (IMO) it's a copy but.....a bad one at that. Leave it ,as, until you come up to the level that was Fatty then....you aren't funny, witty or indeed articulate in the same vein!!
Aside from the bullying and sheer spite, so frequent on here, I occasionally pop back to view some very rare, interesting discussions. Sure there are a lot that don't have much else to do but hang in here a lot and post their views...after all it is a forum!
I don't post a lot but it is very amusing trying to watch and suss out the personas....ya know ...the type of person who posts so frequently with such affirmation?? Maybe I should have done my 2nd PhD in Psychology? he he...
There are a lot here that really do know their shit and I am humbled by their expert knowledge.
Anyway....is there a link to view or buy the dissertation??? I'd be keen to read the whole thing as I have read snippets.
ps: awaiting a tirade.........How dare I as a newbie/lurker????????
pps; I am over 40 ......................not that it should matter.
Hmmmmm..................."why would he [Brian] want to read a forum so full of inane drivel?" vs "some of those song name parodies almost ruptured my spleen....certainly a few ribs and split my corset"
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At whom is this directed, and just which side are you on?
ROFL: Rolling on floor laughing!
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"I sense that you are trying to emulate the intelligent and very wittier early postings/diaries of Fatty??? For me you are a very,very sad attempt to match that wit."
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In case this is directed at me, which I can't for the life of me tell, I have never seen Fattie's diaries, though someone did recommend looking them up, which I haven't managed to do yet. Sorry to offend, if it is me that you were so offended by.
My remarks were meant to comment on the recent 'hilarious' story and subsequent song list regarding flatulence/farting from Holly2003.........Mine was a reactionary reply but had no malice or vitriol intended.....more a frustration......